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Touch Me, Take Me To That Other Place, Reach Me, I Know I'm Not A Hopeless Case

Summary:

Eridan Ampora needs help. Help meaning "being told he's cute to fuel his growwing insecurity and feeling of odd, newwfound femininity". Sollux Captor reads that as "2o he'll cro22dre22 for my weiird fetii2h?"

Based off Beautiful Day by U2.

Notes:

i'm a eridan kinnie, i apologize all oomfs or ao3 travelers

all titles are from songs!! this chap is Given Up by Linkin Park!!!

writing this in class btw :3c

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Chapter 1: I'm Sick of Feeling, Is There Nothing You Can Say? Take This All Away

Chapter Text

“Your tho damn beautiful, CA,” Sollux mumbled, his cheek squished on his hand, a grin on his face. His teeth bared out his mouth like always, the long ones on the farthest sides nearly piercing his chin. Eridans own face turned a bit red, looking at him, or, the screen. It was a bit hard to see through the thick fake lashes plastered onto his face with durable glue, worn to please the storm in his heart- and make him look more like a girl.

Being a girl couldn’t be that bad, right? I mean, if the feeling in his chest said anything, he was meant to be one. The pleasure of wearing the short, revealing skirts and tight tube-tops made him weak in the legs. He could pass, too, because of his feminine looking face shape and slender body, surprising for a male troll. Ugh, male, the word he despised. It’s only good use was when someone was on the other side of his expensive screen, telling him he was beautiful for a boy and that they’d do anything for a taste of him and his violet blood. He usually used the high rank he was given at birth to get anything- other men crawling up his leg, girls to dab his face with makeup, money to buy expensive clothes, etc. A cross-dressing blood nepo baby.

Low-bloods should be honored to be able to see his body- hell, even humans, he thought- rust, orange, yellow, clear, all dripping disgustingly colored saliva onto his expensive Mary Janes. He usually let them order him around, feeling the smallest tinge of ‘empathy’ for their usually sad situations. He wasn’t like Equius, who had a thing for being bossed, but it was fine. Slightly enjoyable. This low-blood was nothing different. Black hair, a pimple-covered face, huge front teeth (my god) and oddly colored glasses. Not completely terrible, and a bit young for one of his customers. Actually, they were almost the same age, so a tinge of convenience age-wise helped loosen the tension.

Eridan pulled up his garter belt, letting it snap on his leg, which was balanced on a chair. He had on one of his smaller crop tops, with the Aquarius symbol plastered on his chest, making sure the low-blood knew just who he was. His hair was pulled into twin-short pigtails with small red ribbons (Sollux's request). He could feel himself getting ogled, not minding it much, but, it was a bit annoying. Glancing back from his leg to his screen, the low-blood on it was grinning, just... staring? A grin on his face, no movement, just... watching. He looked silly, like someone flushed. Eridan felt a twinge in his heart, looking to the side. He had a small timer to the side, just to see when a clients session was done- and, in some odd blessing from Jegus, it rang, echoing through the room.

Sollux's eyes widened, looking at his own screen, then the camera on top of his monitor. Eridan just sighed lightly and softly, standing fully straight again. "Your session is over, TA." Eridan said bluntly, causing Sollux's lip to scrunch in slight annoyance. Eridan hung up almost immediately, glancing away from the screen. The feeling after one of these 'sessions' was always the worst. He untied his hair, running a hand through it before closing his laptop.

Sollux groaned into his hand, dragging his palm across his face. Standing up, he looked over to the side. He always felt gross after doing something like this.. not that it was inherently bad, but that it was seen as pretty gross. sitting on the edge of his bed, he stared at the wall, slipping his glasses off and laying down fully. He didn't have the money to keep buying sessions, but he couldn't go without CA. Having a dry love life was not for the weak.

Eridans phone dinged- huh? What was that? He glanced downwards, opening it and checking his messaging app.

twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]

TA: are you free for another 2e22iion 2oon

TA: an2wer me

TA: come on ii don't pay you two iignore me

CA: oh my god

CA: wwhat evven do you wwant

CA: your sessions done you mustard blood

TA: oh hu2h iit i'm payiing for your goddamn wand2

TA: ju2t. fuckiin. 2tfu. when are you next free

CA: wwhat the fuck

CA: are you askin me out

CA: ill havve you knoww i dont havve a thing for you lowwies

TA: no

TA: ky2

TA: ii mean when can we call agaiin

TA: jegu2 forbiid the guy payiing for your 2hiitty clothe2 want2 two talk two you

TA: go 2hove tho2e 2hiitty wand2 up your a22 fiin boy

twinArmageddons [TA] has blocked caligulasAquarium [CA]