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"So, our victim apparently is very violent and sick. Sounds familiar right?" Sam asks, reading his laptop as Dean drives. "The Croatoan Virus?" Dean asks. "I believe so. His family sent him to some master in diagnosing things.. New Jersey.." Sam says.
Dean looks as if he remembered something, his grip on the steering wheel tightening, a small smirk on his face. "Princeton?" Dean asks. "Yeah, actually.. How did you know that?" Sam asks, looking up from his laptop with that quizzical look.
"Son of a bitch... Heh, the doctor's name is Gregory House. I met him during one of dad's hunts. You were really sick, and they had a free clinic.." Dean says. "How come I don't remember this?" Sam asks. "You were like, 4 years old, Sammy.." Dean says.
The doctors are in House's office, arguing about ideas as House just stares at the whiteboard of symptoms. "Good God you all are loud as hell.." He mutters, popping some Vicodin in his mouth.
The boys walk in, acting like CDC instead of FBI. Most of the doctors believe they are CDC and are talking with him (just Sam, as Dean was looking at the patient)
"Hm, CDC you say? What are your names?" House asks, leaning back in his chair. "My name's Smith and my partner is Winston" Sam says. "Be nice, House." A sharp female voice says, walking in with Dean not far behind. "Hm, Cuddy. Always ruining my fun" he says, sitting up with a playful frown.
"Has the patient gotten blood on anyone?" Sam suddenly asks. Dean rubs his forehead. "Uh, I don't believe so, why? Do you think it could be contagious?" Cuddy asks. "Yeah, probably. That's why we're here." Dean says. House's eyes narrow at his voice, as if a distant memory came back.
"Well, I'll be damned.." House suddenly mutters, sitting up. Dean's eyes widen, and he makes a gesture as if telling him to shut up. He leans back again and starts throwing his ball at the wall. "Guys, can I talk with them a minute?" He asks. "Sure?" Wilson says. "Be nice, House" Cuddy says.
Dean looks over at Cuddy as she walks out. Sam groans and nudges his side. "What? She has a nice ass," Dean whispers to Sam. "Hey, flirting with Cuddy is strictly reserved for me." House says, throwing his ball. He glances at the corner of the room, "Stop stalking, Chase. Get out." He says, throwing the ball at him. He narrowly dodges it and leaves.
House grabs his cane and gets up. "Well, your definitely taller than last time I saw you." House says, smirking at both of them. Dean laughs a little. "So, what are you doing here then? You think my patient here is one of your monsters?" House asks.
Sam's eyes widen, as he was surprised. "You know about-" House rolls his eyes. "Yes, I know about the things that go bump in the night" he says, that familiar sarcasm in his voice. "Unlike most people, I'm not stupidly oblivious."
"Well, we think the person has something called the Croatoan Virus.." Dean says, looking at the symptom board. "Huh, and what exactly is that? Some demon disease?" House says sarcastically. "Precisely," Dean says with that signature smirk. "Oh wow, your actually serious.." House says, raising his eyebrows.
"Yeah, there's no cure" Sam says, rubbing the back of his neck. "So, you have to kill the guy?" House raises an eyebrow. "Yes, but first, we have to know how he got the disease.." Dean says.
"Ah, a little B&E? Can I join you?" House asks. Sam raises an eyebrow. "Yes, I break into patients houses. They lie a lot more than you'd think," House says, limping over to his coat.
They all walked into the hallway, and Dean and House were talking as Sam walked behind them. He glanced at a nurse who was watching him with a smirk. His eyes widen as he sees the familiar face. "Gabriel?" He suddenly mutters under his breath. Gabriel winks at him. He tries to ignore the flutter in his stomach.
"You coming, Sammy?" Dean asks, raising an eyebrow. He notices Sam's gaze but doesn't see anything, as Gabriel switched looks before Dean looked.
"Nah, I can take care of the patient, if you know what I mean.. I am the only one who's immune.." Sam says. Dean snaps his finger, "Right. Good plan. We'll be back, be safe, Sammy" Dean says, slapping his shoulder before walking off.
Sam walks over to the nurses' station and leans on it. "What are you doing here?" Sam whispers. Gabriel smirks and shifts back into his normal form. "Wanted to see you, Samoose.." Gabriel says playfully, smirking.
"That can't be the only reason..." Sam mutters, refusing to believe it. "Well believe it, Sammykins.." Gabriel says, moving around the station to be in front of Sam.
"But this is wrong.. I mean, you're an archangel, I'm a human.." Sam mutters out. "So? If Dean can have feathers, why can't you have me?" Gabriel whispers in his ear. "But I've never.. kissed a-" Sam starts saying. Someone bumps into him, knocking him into Gabriel. He looks down at him. His face red.
"Stop making excuses, Sammycakes.." He whispers, kissing Sam. Sam's eyes widen and he kisses back... people staring at them...
Meanwhile, Dean and House were walking back inside the hospital. Laughing about something as they were joking around. Dean's eyes widen when he sees his brother, and some hot nurse (Sam is the only one who can see Gabriel's true vessel/form). His jaw drops to the floor. "And then I chopped his head off-" House is still telling Dean about a run in he had with a vamp. He follows Dean's gaze when he notices he's not listening anymore.
"Ooh. Your brother is getting some, hm?" House whispers teasingly. The two pull away for air. Gabriel whispers to Sam "Want me to show them who I really am?" Sam hesitantly nods. He looks at his brother. "Hey Dean.." Sam mutters, wiping his mouth.
"Getting some, huh? I mean, you were supposed to be dealing with the patient, but I can't deny anyone some good kissing.." Dean teases, slapping a hand on Sam's shoulder.
Sam inhales. "Its Gabriel.." He blurts the words out quietly. Dean thinks he's joking and laughs. "Yeah, okay, sure.." Sam sighs and looks at the 'nurse'. He nods.
House groans. "Well, while you deal with your stupid family stuff. I'm just going to go deal with the patient," he says, grabbing two syringes out of a med cart. "Wait, no, let me. We'll talk later, Dean.." Sam says, grabbing the syringes and walking off to the patient room.
The 'nurse' goes back to pretending to work. A smirk on her face. "So.. was my brother any good?" Dean says with that familiar sly tone. "Very good, Dean-o.." She teases.
"Dean-o?.. Wait was he being serious?? Gabriel??" Dean suddenly asks, in shock. House is just standing there annoyed. "Is anyone going to explain themselves?" He asks.
"Right.. So, you know how in the Bible, there are the archangels? This is Gabriel.." Dean says. "Huh.. and he's a slutty nurse?" House asks amused. Gabriel shifts into his true form/vessel. "Nah, I'm just a slutty guy" he says playfully. "Huh.. So anyways, Dean, do you wanna get drinks tonight?" House says.
Gabriel looks confused. "Your not.. shocked?" Gabriel asks. "Nah, I've seen things. I've seen his boyfriend before. Though, he had no idea how to act around a doctor.." House says, nudging Dean. "Wait you've met Castiel?" Dean asks, raising an eyebrow. "Yes. He came into the clinic with a giant slice across his side. And it was glowing." House says.
Sam comes back out, some blood on him. "I'm fine, its his. I need to shower.." Sam grumbles. "You're not getting in the Impala like that.." Dean says. Gabriel rolls his eyes and snaps his fingers, and Sam's clean. "I am standing right here still.." He says..
House and Dean go get drunk and share both hunts and crazy medical cases.
"When was the last time you've seen a doctor?" House asks. "Eh.. A while.." Dean says. "You and your brother are coming to the clinic tomorrow. Dumbass" House slurs.
Sam and Gabriel are in the motel room.
"So.. we both like each other.." Sam mutters, pacing. "Your giving me a headache, buttercup. Stop pacing" Gabriel says, on the bed. "...Sorry.." Sam stops pacing. Gabriel knows to not push things, as he had heard about what his brother (Lucifer) did to Sam. "So.. Do you want to?.." He asks carefully. Sam hesitates before nodding.
"Let me put a sock on the door.." he says, putting a sock on the doorknob. "Why?" Gabriel asks. "Its me and Dean's code for 'do not disturb'.." Sam says, walking to the bed...