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"What do you mean you think blue raspberry is a real fruit that was hidden by the government!?!?" Shinso practically whisper yelled at Jirou, who was currently attempting to *and succeeding at* ragebaiting her fellow purple haired friend, now you might wonder how izuku got here, which is simple really.
8 hours earlier
the purple people (and the green one)
sleebykitty: do you guys wanna hang out later?
futureanarchist: your room or mine?
madeofbroccoli: why not my room guys?
sleebykitty: last time I stepped foot in your dorm zuku I almost got blinded by all the all might merch, he was staring at me from every angle
futureanarchist: hate to say it but shinso's right, your room is downright creepy tbh
madeofbroccoli: …
madeofbroccoli: ok fine which room are we gonna hang in later
sleebykitty: please not mine, I need to clean so much and I haven't had time due to school work
futureanarchist: fine we can hang in my room, you owe me for this one shinso
sleebykitty: can I make it up to you if I bring snacks?
futureanarchist: ....... only if you get those chocolate bars I like
sleebykitty: deal
madeofbroccoli: can you grab me a grape soda
sleebykitty: alr
Present
Shinso has been getting increasingly exasperated at Jirou's antics to the point of what could only be described as sleep deprivation and rage induced hysteria "I swear to god you grape head looking mother fucker I'm going to burn down YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE!"
Jirou made a sound that sounded more like an exhale of air then a laugh "compared to what? half my house?"
"....... zuku help me here" shinso stared into izuku's viridian eyes like he was trying to hypnotize him with eye contact
"nah shinso you got yourself into that, leave me out of it" izuku said before taking a sip of his grape soda.
Shinso suddenly wraps his arms around izuku like a drama queen before going to say something, then making a sound of confusion "izuku why are you so warm what the fuck?"
"latent fire mutation from my dad, I thought it was a quirk at first but nah" Izuku says with a straight face while his friend suddenly hugs him closer "toshi what are you doing?"
"warm" he says as if that makes any sense in this situation
"wha-" before getting shushed by shinso "your incredibly warm zuku, and also its late and we should probably be sleeping anyway"
"wait so why are you clinging to me"
"your warm, and I'm sleepy so your my blanket now"
"I'm not getting out of this am I?"
"nope"
"alright fine" izuku says before quickly standing up while holding hitoshi, the sudden movement causing him to yelp a little, before gently throwing him onto one of the blanket piles on the floor "hey jiro, do you wanna have a sleep over?"
Jiro seems to look deep in thought, before getting interrupted with a wince and a small groan
"yo you good jiro?" comes from a concerned sounding shinso as Jiro speaks quietly "headache...." and in an smaller voice "and period cramps" receiving a round of oofs from the two boys who have never had to suffer said pain
"I mean, apparently I run naturally warm?" says Izuku, ever the people pleaser "are you offering to be a heat pad?"
"if that's what you need then sure."
"alright fine you go grab the extra pillows and blankets from my closet, I'm gonna go take some pain killers" she says before getting up and strolling towards the bathroom
"I have some melatonin gummies in my bag if you need them" Jirou stops suddenly in the bathroom door, turning around to look shinso in the eyes. "why the actual fuck do you have melatonin gummies in your bag???" she says while opening her medicine cabinet behind the bathroom mirror
"incase I need to nap on the go, I will take all the sleep I can get, zuku why do are you carrying all the blankets towards me?" Jirou has to stifle a giggle after hearing a small yelp after what she assumes to be izuku dumping all the blankets on hitoshi, she quickly grabs the pain killers and some water before returning to her friends
shinso quickly pops up from the blankets that were dropped on him, quickly spread them into a almost nest like formation on the floor, before izuku returns with the extra pillows to spread under the blankets to make an adequate sleeping space before laying down, and getting dragged into a cuddle by hitoshi
Jirou quickly takes her pain killers and leaves the glass on her night stand, before laying down to snuggle up to her friends.
Izuku wakes up a while later while hes currently being pinned by his two friends, the reason he woke up is currently standing in the doorway, mina ashido in pajamas mid sentence asking if Jirou had a pencil she could borrow.
"Mina I swear its not what it looks like!" he whisper yells as to not wake up his friends
"Sorry Izuku, but this is just too cute" she says while taking multiple pictures of them while all izuku can do is glare at the camera, she grabs a spare pencil and walks out before long.
Izuku falls back to sleep while being comforted by the ever lasting warmth of the two people on his sides. and when he wakes up the morning, he wakes up probably the most well rested since he was 4