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October 31st, the wondrous day of Halloween. The sun's light was vibrant on this surprisingly cold day. Cars passed as people made last minute trips to Spirit Halloween and whatnot for Halloween costumes, decor, and candy. It seemed like a pretty normal day so far, as nothing exciting has happened yet. Couples have different kinds of "normal" matching outfits. Some do Angel and Demon, Mario and Peach, and even Officer and Prisoner, which is... certainly a choice. However, two guys decided they would go for one that probably has not been thought of since the recession.
It was 10:30AM. Taunt scrolled his hands through his closet to find a perfect tube top dress to wrap the blue duct tape on the table around. He and Loveshot were going to go as iPods. Soon enough, his fingers came across one, which well enough was similar to the exact blue of the tape, just a little less saturated.
"Perfect", he said to himself, taking it out and laying it on the bed. Figuring it was ironed well enough and wouldn't be a hassle wrinkle-wise, he put it on, and soon enough he got to work, taking the blue duct tape off the table and wrapping it around the dress. Knowing how unlike how some people just put duct tape on their body without waxing or whatever else, it wouldn't be a problem if he had to use the restroom or sit down or whatever else, as he can just easily slide it off of him, though it would require him taking off his favorite hat if he brought it with him, which wouldn't be much of an issue either. Not long after he was done wrapping it around him, he cut off the last bit of tape, and then moved on to putting the controls on him. He brought it over to the mirror so it would be easier to figure out where what would go where, and soon enough it would be time for him to put a song title onto the header of the iPod. And so he thought and thought, and eventually put 'Sexy Bitch' as the title, millennial club classic.
As for Loveshot, he already had the fit secured, and it was laying on his bed, ready to go when it was needed. The header which said 'Sugar', the controls made of paper, and everything was put on. It was a beautiful hot pink that the tape gleamed. He figured he would keep his signature hat on, what Taunt was probably going to do as well when the two go out.
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Later in the day, Loveshot called up Taunt to go to his place, and soon enough the two would be together, donning their costume.
"Heyyyy", Taunt said walking through the door.
"Where's the party at?"
"Not here, that's at the club", Loveshot said, smirking. The two hung around, and figured they would spend their time pregaming before heading to the club. They poured each other some gin at the moment. It was around 5PM, so a good little while before it was time.
"Sooooo do ya think it'll be hard to take this dress off", Taunt asked.
"For like goin' to the bathroom? Nah girl, you just slide it off as simple as that", Loveshot responded.
"And for like takin' off the duct tape we just cut through the center?", Taunt asked again, and Loveshot affirmed. A while after they finished their shot, the two went up to the bathroom, and they put on their facial cream, shaved, and all else, making sure their hair was alright as well.
"They gonna call us outdated 'cause of these costumes, but what do we say when people don't like our shit, say it w' me", Loveshot prompted.
"FUCK EM'!", the two said to each other. More time passed, and it was about time to go about their night.
"Alrye, who's drivin' us to the club", Taunt asked.
"Oh, me", Loveshot responded, who went to go grab the car keys before leaving the house. Soon enough, the two stepped into Loveshot's trashy, glittery car. Reeked of cigars and whatnot, but who cares? It's party time for em'!