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1. Hermione Granger and the Most Terrible Time of the Year by rechorites

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   06 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Astoria Greengrass
   • Christmas
   • Santa Draco Malfoy
   • Professor Hermione Granger
   • Alternate Universe - Santa is Real and also a Blood Curse
   • Blood Curses | Blood Malediction (Harry Potter)
   • Christmas Shenanigans
   • Happy Ending
   • Inappropriate Use of Draco's (Santa) Sack
   • Not really but when will I ever get to use that tag again???
   • Lesbian Astoria Greengrass
   • The North Pole - Freeform
   • engagement of convenience
   • Inappropriate use of Santa's sleigh
   • You Get One (1) Christmas Miracle
   • References to the Naughty List
   • The 12 Days of Christmas

   Summary

   Hermione Granger is a bored, burnt-out Professor doing an excellent job of ignoring Christmas, marking essays, and avoiding all mention of her parents.

   Draco Malfoy is Santa.

   And, of course, there's the Ancient Christmas Blood Curse.

   Or: I attempt to write a Dramione Hallmark Movie.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,151

   Chapters:

   2/13

   Comments:

   18

   Kudos:

   17

   Bookmarks:

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