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Someone freaking tried to break into a car today and they sent one of the teachers assistants to stop the guy even though poor Eric ( ta) is freaking 5 foot zero and is scared of butterflies. Anyways, they eventually sent the police out there and found Eric HAD SOMEHOW PINNED THE GUY DOWN???? what the fuck WHERE DID THIS MAN GET MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING??? Yeah that’s about it. I also had a bible thrown at my head three times!