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"Oh...oh god, it can't be! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Peppa screamed as she saw the sight before her, not one of any of her 6 years of existance led her to this....her parents and her best friend, suzi sheep....dead...at the hands of her younger brother, george no less! Their delicious bodies lied motionless, like cold bacon yet to be fried....tears streamed down her face like waterfalls, "g-george! How c-could you do t-this??!?" She asked, she was shocked at how he, a 3-year-old could overpower 2 adults and a 5-year-old! Not a single word escaped george's mouth other than "dinosaur! Rrrrr!"
20 years later...
Life never was the same since the 3 people she loved the most died...peppa laid on her sofa in her flat all alone, suzi would have been 25 today...ever since the british man voice in her head suddenly dissappeared, she had become very very VERY lonely....the only way she would feel fulfilled would be if she could find george and murder him..."oi this fucking gay let's get outta here" she whispered under her breath, leaving her flat and then walking out to the pouring rain, lighting a cigarette on the way...about 2 blocks into her walk, she noticed a familiar, blue being staring straight at her in an alleyway...after looking for some time it turned out to be......*gasp* GEORGE!!!!!
"Oi wagwan ya damn cunt, been 20 fuckin' years since i saw your bloody arse, where ye been bruv?" Peppa asked to the bloke before her only to have george respond with "dinosaurrr! Rrrrr!" The exact same words she heard at the murder...only...peppa can actually understand this statement as actual words, kind of like being bilingual and listening to someone speak in another language....okay i'm gonna stop fluffing this part of the story like in some gross fetish art on deviantart, george said "same to you, you fucking sket, i've killed every single pig in this fuckin' town, granny, grampy, chloe, alexander...everyone!" Peppa gasped! Not only at the shocking reveal, but also at how bad i am at imitating a extremely british person! "Rawr x3" george squealed (translation: now that all the pigs in this bloody town are dead, all that's left is you....) peppa gritted her teeth in anger, her sans undertale eyes started glowing as she picked up a piece of broken glass and lunged at george as "somebody told me" by the killers played for no reason only to have that living embodiment of pure hell GORG dodge all 3 swipes, "oh fuck, this is worse than i thought..." peppa whispered under her breath, george chuckled, "OwO これは何ですか" (translation: is that REALLY all you got? God...you ARE useless!) He said while doing that weird prissy anime fufufu thing where you put your hand near your chin, and at that moment, peppa was nothing but RAGE!!!!! And at that moment, george grabbed a whole ass baseball bat from his pocket and ran towards peppa....when suddenly
"ZA.....WARUDOOOO!!!!!"
Time froze just before george could get a hit....it was the power of peppa's eyes! Peppa skipped away from george before time resumed, "n....NANI?!?!?!??!?" George sceamed and looked behind himself to see peppa...."heh...hit or miss, i guess they never hit, huh?" She said, chuckling at her dead meme reference...peppa picked up the closest thing she could find (which was a broken glass bottle) and lunged at george, since he was off guard, she could hit george with ease! Cutting his back and at least half of his right cheek, "o-OH FUCK...AH SHIT M8 THAT SHIT HURTEDED!!!" George screamed...peppa snuck up on george while he was screaming in pain and held the broken bottle to his neck, blood spraying all over her coral pink gap sweatshirt...
"Rawr, pws giv me huggie wuggies! UwU" (translation: not today, 4-eyed whore)
George slapped the bottle out of peppa's hand and pinned her to the ground underneath the bottle that was much MUCH more broken than it was before! Peppa's back was in so much more pain than george ever would... incestual, sexual and sinful tension fills the air...george whispered in a hush tone..."dinosaur! Rrrrrr!" (Translation: i finally got you right where i want you...you never accepted my relationship with dinosaur! I had to kill every pig in this town to keep them from judging me...i had to kill suzi because of how close she was to you, i didn't want her to get in the way either...) peppa's eyes diolated and her heart fluttered, "yo wtf" she whispered as a strange figure stood behind george with a glock in their hand, aiming towards george's head and then all of a sudden....
BLA-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAAAA!!!!
And at that moment, george died...
The strange person kicked george's motionless and cold yet delicious body away, a feminine voice escaped their mouth, "i hope i'm not interuppting anything, hehe" they said...this voice seemed familiar to peppa, well...not too familiar since this character doesn't show up in the show often.."r-REBECCA?!??!?!?" Peppa hollered, low and behold! The person who killed george.....was REBECCA FUCKING RABBIT!!!! "Hehe..the one and only! Since that son of a bitch george is dead, you wanna go to my place and play minecraft?" Rebecca said with a wink and a smile, peppa got up from the broken glass covered concrete ground and chuckled the neverending back pain away, "minecraft? Are you serious? You're 27!" She said, holding back tears of pain...rebecca chuckled and flicked peppa on the massive swine nose, "hehe, you still are a judgemental bitch! But eh, i won't kill ya! Now let's get you cleaned up..." she said as she put a hand on peppa's shoulder and they went to rebecca's flat, healed peppa's wounds, played some minecraft and had a good time, maybe something more than that, who knows? I sure don't 😏😏😏