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okay
okay so
so Chell's all "..." and GLaDOS is all "I'm going to stuff you with science now, and how do you like that" and it wasn't really a question more like a proposition but
then Chell was all "...?!" and it would have been an interrobang if it existed 999999 days in the future
okay so then GLaDOS guffawed and sent 10101 tentac- cables at Chell
So Chell opened her mouth to scream but then suddenly
"I SHALL SAVE YOU"
and both GLaDOS and Chell turned and saw WHEATLEY DORIGHT
who said "YOU SHALL NOT BE SUBJECTED TO SCIENCE, LUV"
(because he's british)
and he FLEW IN THE GODDAMN AIR despite being a sphere? and knocked all of the science cables away
and Chell went "!!"
and GLaDOS went "oh no-"
and Wheatley Doright simply GRINNED and swooped in under Chell and picked her up using his handles and they flew away together into the sunrise
and then they made out
The. End.
