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Bluudud gathered c00lkidd and pr3typriincess for a special suprise. "Guys prepare yourselves for the best thing you two have ever heard!" the blue one yapped to the red and pink ones. C00lkid starting whining in protest, "I wanna get some pizzaaa! WAAAA". "CAN YOU SHUT UP ALREADY," the princess said to the whining c00lkid, "STOP BEING SUCH A BABY!"
After the two kids settle down, Bluudud shows them apparently the "greatest thing they'll ever hear". "Bluudud 4, play the video!," the 12 year old commands as his minion goes to play it. As the video starts, c00lkidd and pr3typriincess start to hear a grating and irritating voice sing what seems to be about a money machine. "So what do you guys think about it," Bluudud asked the very traumatized c00lkidd and pr3typriincess. "Pretty great, right?" "I WANT MY PAPAAA!", C00lkid started wailing. The pretty princess (with her name mispelled for some goofy ah reason /j) spoke up "It sucks. It's worse than the time c00lkid made us watch Barney for a full 9 hours." Bluudud froze in his tracks and retreated into his room.
He came back with an AK-47. C00lkidd and pr3typriincess froze as they saw the gun and it's strength. "Uh IM TELLIN DA-", C00lkid started before he got shot with the AK-47. "WHY DID YOU DO THAT BLUUDUD," pr3typriincess shrieked at him. "HE'S JUST A CHILD!" Bluudud scoffs, "Like we aren't kids too.." "YOU CAN'T JUST SHOOT SOMEONE!" Pr3typriincess shrieked before Bluudud interrupted with "blah blah blah 360 noscope" and shooting pr3typriincess. 007n7 then comes in to pick up his son. "C00lkidd I'm back and I brought pizza- COOLKIDD WHAT HAPPENED!", 007n7 yells as he goes to his now deceased son. Bluudud then shoots 007n7 in the back. "Yoo Chat is this a W stream!!"