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Maisy: Heavy, because of the defense, the minigun, and the sandvich.
Dorothy Do: Demoman, because he enjoys the strategy of placing sticky-bombs down and catching players off guard with them.
Beetrice B.E.: Pyro, because she likes smoking her enemies out.
Tellie Lectric: Engineer, because he enjoys building things.
Millie: Medic because she wants to help her teammates and not because she gets a thrill from holding the power of life and death in her hands, why would you think that?
Winnie: Soldier because hee hee funny rocket man go boom.
Lance: Scout because they're both little shits.
Seamore + Strawbetty: Medic and Scout respectively, because Strawbetty likes rushing into the action and Seamore doesn’t want her to get hurt.
Winerva: Sniper because she prefers to help out from the sidelines.
Slishy Slasher: Spy because she enjoys playing mind-games with the others.
Whenever they play on public servers, they try to be careful not to "break the facade", so to speak. Some of them are better at this than others.