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When Undine happened upon Team Blitz, two of the members seemed to be entwined in a massive argument.
“Just ignore them,” the gray magical girl offers to Undine. “The rest of us always do. I’m Swing Blitz. Nice ta meetcha.”
“I am Techno Blitz.” The purple one bows slightly.
“...Pop Blitz,” Pop Blitz offers, untangling herself from her current argument long enough to introduce herself.
Undine gestures politely to the last of them. “And you’re…?”
“Experimental Noise,” responds the blue-haired girl with a square eyepatch. She is at least six feet tall.
Pop pouts. “That’s not music.”
“Blitz,” Experimental Noise Blitz continues, grinning lopsidedly and with complete confidence.
Pop Blitz breaks. “You’re not even on our team!”
Techno Blitz only smiled, as she tends to do. “Actually, what’s considered music is a popular source of debate! Let’s discu--“
“Oh my god shut up!!!”
Experimental Noise Blitz threw her head back and cackled. It’s a proper villain laugh, full-throated and delighted. Had she practiced it?
“Um...” Undine Wells glances about, trying to find an in for her proposition. “I don’t... have a team right now, and I was wondering...” Her voice is too quiet to carry above the argument, which Swing and Techno appear to be placing bets on.
“Just run while you can,” their (shockingly young??) manager offered. “Once they get going, they never stop.”
Pop stamps her foot, and a large crackle of electricity causes them all to jump. “Why are you wearing six-inch platform heels anyway!? You’re already six foot two!”
In Noise’s defense, they were cool heels. Very chunky, very cyber. And seemingly made out of metal, like armor, extending up to her thighs. Her gloves were the same way, ending in front-heavy, imposing gauntlets. One hand had a blue power symbol engraved on it, glowing faintly from within, like the accents on the heels.
Undine takes his advice, and excuses herself to find her next team. Well, she actually turned heel and skedaddled, but no one needs to know that but her.
No one noticed she was gone.