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Altus and Nayu were on each other, on their couch in the shared living room. Nayu was practically on Altus' lap, and their faces were so close they were practically kissing. Nix and Malim were staring at the lovey-dovey little shits. "Oh for the love of god.. Can they start dating already?" Nix mutters angrily under his breath. The one (kinda) sane guy in the group, losing it because of some little shits who can't admit their feelings for each other. Malim had his head in his hands, mumbling about "why can't they date already dammit." The reason for them being so… pissed off, is because Nayu and Altus were literally flirting. Not the casual flirting that Altus always did with everyone else, but full on 'let's-have-sex' flirting. Malim heard Nix groan out of frustration. "Ffffuuuckkk…." Malim looked over at Nix, who was practically losing it. His fists were clenched at his sides while he stared at Altus and Nayu. "Hey man, you good? There's a bathroom there, if you wanna scream?" Nix looked back with appreciation. "Thanks man. I'll be right back." He made his way to the bathroom, shutting the door and taking a deep breath. "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKK" Nayu and Altus both jolted at the noise, looking at Malim.
"Uhh… Is he good?" Malim looked at them and sighed.
"You two need to fucking date already, we've all seen the way y'all look at each other. I knew he was frustrated about y'all, but oh my god my ears." Altus and Nayuta both flushed, and took a look at the other.
"You forgot to tell them." Nayu looked at Altus, mildly exasperated. Malim's eyes widened. "Y'all forgot to tell us…What?" Altus didn't look apologetic at all. "We're dating already. Nix told us to stop acting like a couple and be one instead, so we did." Another loud screech was heard from the bathroom, before the door burst open. "WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS DIDN'T TELL ME?" Nix was screeching at the top of his lungs, before Nayu got him to shut up. "Shut up Nix, my back already hurts as it is. Because of this shit." He looked pointedly at Altus, before they both sauntered back to their spot on the couch, promptly indulging in some PDA. Malim looked at Nix, and Nix looked at Malim. They seemed to come to a silent agreement. Malim spoke up first. "Yeah they definitely fucked" Nix nodded. "Honestly, I didn't even know they were dating. I guess that's what happens when you're so close with your (boy)friend that everyone thinks you're just being casual". Malim cackled. "Little did we know they were never casual, I guess. Although, I have wanted to know what Nayu can do with those cool ass alien tentacle things he has." Nix's eyes widened. "Malim, what the fuck are you smoking. I'm pretty sure the alien tentacle things are NOT for reproductive purposes."
"Well, if they do fuck, I'm kinda curious about who would bottom. I'm gonna hear it through these shitty walls anyways."
"Well, the walls are paper-thin."