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1. I Had No Time! And I Panicked, Ok?! by Crayon_Boxes

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   24 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Batfamily Members (DCU) & Peter Parker
   • Peter Parker & Tony Stark
   • Batfamily Members (DCU) & Tony Stark
   • Batfamily Members (DCU)
   • Alfred Pennyworth
   • Peter Parker
   • Tony Stark
   • Rogues Gallery (Batman)
   • Justice League (DCU) mentioned
   • Clark Kent
   • Karen the AI (Spider-Man)
   • FRIDAY the AI (Marvel)
   • Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure
   • Tony Stark Calls Peter Parker "Bambino"
   • Peter Parker Calls Tony Stark "Dad"
   • Strong Peter Parker
   • Peter Parker Acts Like a Spider
   • Alien Peter Parker
   • It's just to fit into the new world
   • De-Aged Peter Parker
   • Smart Peter Parker
   • Smart Tony Stark
   • They're both just as much idiots as they are genuis'
   • Medical Inaccuracies
   • Peter Parker Lives in Gotham City (DCU)
   • inaccurate everything
   • I have no idea what I'm doing
   • Temporary Character Death
   • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
   • Dick Grayson is Peter Parker's Biological Parent
   • Good Parent Tony Stark
   • plot?
   • what plot?
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • no beta we die like tony stark
   • Dimension Travel
   • Secret Identity
   • Identity Reveal
   • Slow To Update
   • Attempt at Everything
   • I'm too lazy to put everyone in the tags
   • Bruce Wayne Tries
   • Peter Parker is Tony Stark's Adopted Child
   • Peter Parker Being a Little Shit
   • Batfamily think Tony Stark is a bad guardian
   • Peter created a lot of misunderstandings
   • Karen makes sure Peter doesn't get himself killed
   • he was...at one point
   • Minor Original Character(s)

   Summary

   He knew he should’ve gone with his ‘I’m actually from a clan of assassins that kidnapped me when I was nothing but a mere baby’ instead of his ‘I’m from another planet, and crash landed on this planet when my own got destroyed’.

   “Peter, you explained your ‘I’m from another planet’ lore to me for five hours straight.” Peter ignored Karen. Karen didn’t know what she was talking about. Karen had just been fixed and is a bit faulty. Yeah, Karen just needs some improvements. “Peter, you’re talking to yourself again. And I am not malfunctioning, I am working at 100%.” Peter groaned, running his hands down his face. Karen needs to shut up. Aside from that, he needs to learn some self-awareness, especially in this new universe. Also, what’s with this Bat Cult’s grudge against Tony? Peter hasn’t done or said anything that would paint Tony in a bad light, especially since the man is…dead.

   “Peter, you have been unintentionally giving misunderstandings of Tony being a negligent and abusive father.” Karen really needs to shut up.

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