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Avery came out from the side of the tunnel, “That was fast. Thankfully the left-right hand method works for me!” He said to himself. Avery went down to see two yellow doors that were insanely large, “What giant lives here?”
Suddenly, a loud thudding noise came rushing towards him, it was D3rlord3! He seemed angry, “What are you doing!?” D3rlord3 whispered, grabbing Avery by the arms, “Yo, chill out crazy dude!” Avery hissed, he pulled himself back and became defensive, “I don’t even know you!”
“You don’t know anything.” D3lord3 retorted, he tried to grab Avery again, but since Avery was insanely good at fighting, he failed! And he knew that he would fail, “Just listen to me for at least a second.”
“I don’t listen.” Avery said, “I know.” D3rlord3 snapped, “I’m going in there no matter what you say, random crazy man!” Avery exclaimed, he went over to the slight opening in the golden doors and watched from the corner of his eye as D3rlord3 tripped and fell when he tried to chase him, “I’m about to see what’s in there!~” Avery mocked.
He turned his gaze to the elephant in the room; the King in Yellow. D3rlord3 rushed over, “Avery…!” He whispered and shook the slime roughly. The King in Yellow was just staring at him, “What’s wrong with this? Why’d you try to stop me for this dude?” Avery asked, pointing at the King in Yellow with his thumb, “What’s 1+1?!” D3rlord3 asked quickly and fearfully, “Uh, 9, duh.” Avery answered, “What are you, stupid?”
D3rlord3 was confused, he looked over at the King in Yellow, who was just as confused, “...12+3…?” D3rlord3 asked, “7.” Avery answered.
“9+10?”
“21.”
“2+1.”
“94.”
“Are you playing around right now…?!”
“What do you mean? Those are clearly the answers.”
D3rlord3 looked back at the King in Yellow, “How do you spell orange?” D3rlord3 asked, “Colour or the fruit? You spell the fruit as a-r-h-a-i-n-j and the colour o-h-r-i-n-g-e.” Avery replied, “Oh my days…” The King in Yellow murmured in utter shock, “Avery, beat that guy up.” D3rlord3 demanded and signalled to the King in Yellow. If Avery was good at something, it was fighting.
Avery body slammed the King in Yellow then made out with both him and D3rlord3.
Absolute cinema, am I right lads or am I right lads?