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Nicknames:
Steve- CapsLock
Scott- TinyMan
Peter- ItsyBitsySpider
Thor- MiniGod
Tony- God
T'Challa- Kitten
Natasha- RedBackSpider
Wanda- RedRidingHood
Vision- Siri
Pietro- RunninManChallenge
Loki- GoatMan
Clint- Katniss
Sam- Birdi
Bucky- Bear
Jarvis- JarJarBinks
CapsLock has opened a Chatroom called: The avengers
CapsLock: can someone remind me why we let Tony choose our names?
God: Cuz ur all g8 friends
CapsLock: ok, even though I wasn't asking you
RunninManChallenge has logged on
Kitten: who is this?
CapsLock: yes who is this?
MiniGod: WHOM HAS ENTERED THIS GROUP CHAT, IDENTIFY YOURSELF
RunninManChallenge: calmdownThorit'sjustme
Katniss: apparently it's someone who bothers to use punctuation but not spaces
RedRidingHood: now I'm extremely interested on who RunninManChallenge is
JarJarBinks: I believe your so called "RunninManChallenge" is Pietro Maximoff
RedRidingHood: oh, so my brother FINALLY has a phone
RunninManChallenge: indeedmydearsister
Siri: sorry to interrupt your conversation, But what relevance does the name "Siri" have to do with me?
RunninManChallenge: yesIwouldLiketoknowtoo, alsoTonycanIchangemyname?
God: vision, it's because you are so much like Siri. And no you cannot change your name.
RunninManChallenge: Dick
CapsLock: language!
God: pietro, now you really aren't allowed to change your name
RunninManChallenge: I'm sorry for my childish behaviour even when you were being annoying, please accept this apology and forgive me. And let me change my name
Birdi: that was the quickest response I've seen in my life... Wow
God: ok I'll let you change your name, BUT there's 3 promises you must make me Pietro
RunninManChallenge: yesTony?
God: 1. You must talk on this chat with spaces 2. You must call me God not Tony 3. You make me dinner tomorrow
RunninManChallenge: ok, Fine!
RunninManChallenge has changed their username to Mr.Speedy
Mr.Speedy: Really Tony!?
God: God*
Mr.Speedy has left the chat
God has left the chat
Birdi has added MiniMan to the chat
MiniGod: WELCOME SCOTT
MiniMan: uhhhh....... Hi?
Birdi has added Mr.speedy to the chat
Mr.speedy: NO
Mr.speedy has left the chat
Birdi: rude
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ItsyBitsySpider: I was watching that whole conversation..... And it went downhill fast
GoatMan: same and agreed
RedBackSpider: same, I agree
RedBackSpider: and what the hell is a red back spider?!
Bear: it's the Australian version of a black widow
RedBackSpider: oh, thankyou for that information bear (I don't know who you are)
JarJarBinks: speaking of that
JarJarBinks has changed Mr.speedy's username to Pietro
JarJarBinks has changed bear's username to Bucky
JarJarBinks has changed RedBackSpider's username to Natasha
JarJarBinks has changed RedRidingHood's username to Wanda
JarJarBinks has changed GoatMan's username to Loki
JarJarBinks has changed Siri's username to Vision
JarJarBinks has changed Birdi's username to Sam
JarJarBinks has changed Kaniss' username to Clint
JarJarBinks has changed ItsyBitsySpider's username to Peter
JarJarBinks has changed CapsLock's username to Steve
JarJarBinks has changed MiniGod's username to Thor
JarJarBinks has changed MiniMan's username to Scott
JarJarBinks has changed Kitten's username to T'challa
JarJarBinks has changed their name to Jarvis
Jarvis: your welcome, now go to bed everyone
Jarvis has closed the chatroom
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Thor opened the Chatroom
Thor: GOOD MORNING MY FELLOW AVENGERS
Wanda: What the hell Thor it's 9:56pm
T'challa: Thor, Natasha, Tony, Pietro and Sam are all drunk
Wanda: MY BABY BROTHER IS DRUNK WHY DIDN'T YOU INFORM ME OF THIS!?!?!?
Wanda has left the chat
Steve: what have you done T'challa?!?!?
Steve has left the chat
T'challa: what have I done?....
T'challa has left the chat