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The class 2-A of UA is full of chaos on regular basis, that much is quaranteed, everyone knew that after the mess that had been their first year. What was not quaranteed was the amount of headaches it would result in their homeroom teacher, Aizawa Shouta, also known as Eraserhead.
And today, Shouta was sure that even the brightest fluorecent lights couldn't replicate the reason for todays headache.
It had all started five hours ago when Kaminari had suggested the Bakusquad to go out for an outing. Mina had suggested ice cream cafe and maybe karaoke or going to a park before it. Where this had resulted, however, was good better half of the class packing inside a minivan.
"So, who drives?" Jiro asked, checking the weather forecast. "There should be only very light dripping today."
She was answered, as Sero opened the driver's side and sat down on the seat, closing the door behind him. "Is everyone here?"
"Only Todoroki!" Kirishima says after looking around. "And there he comes!"
Not much later they were on their way. Tokoyami, Momo and Hagakure talked about something fashion, majority of the Bakusquad were singing along to the roadtrip playlist Jiro had put on, and Bakugo was sulking in a corner pretending that they were bothering him with their bad, off-key singing. He wasn't.
"So, Sero, where did you learn how to drive?" Hagakure suddenly asked. "I mean, none of us are 18 yet."
"Oh, my uncle teached me last winter. Of course I don't have a licence yet but who cares?" He says jokingly, keeping his eyes on the road.
And he was right, nobody cared, atleast nobody that was in the minivan at the moment.
"Fuck shit fuck fuck!" The group yelled, as it seemed like the sky had opened up just to throw buckets of ice-cold water in their necks full force. They could hear the distant rumbling of thunder.
"'Light rain' MY ASS!" Jiro cursed, as they ran for cover.
Eventually they got in a small mall, drenched wet, and cold. Well, everyone but Todoroki, being Todoroki and a nice human-heater-slash-AC.
They socialize, do terrible karaoke and grab some snacks at a cafe in the mall.
"Heyyy..." Kaminari started. "Do you guys think sensei ever has called a student the wrong name?"
The table quiets, and most shrug. "What brought this up?" Momo asked, sipping her tea.
"I mean, do you think he has?" Kaminari shrugs, "Bet that'd be embarassing."
"He doesn't even call us by our names half the time," Bakugo gruffs. "He's called us, Gremlins, Problem Child number whatever you are on his mental list, hellspawn, hell class, chaos children, little shits, dumbasses, idiots and the chaos gremlis."
"That... Actually fits the bill perfectly."
The day goes on, they mess around and Todoroki treats all of it, with Endeavour's old credit card he forgot to deactivate of course.
Sero manages to get a small tattoo while Kaminari, Bakugo and Mina get their ears pierced. The rest of them hang with them and play truth or truth to pass the time.
It's well over four hours later that they finally get back, everyone tired and Kaminari slightly drunk fromall the sugar he consumed, and Sero and Hagakure slightly tipsy on the wine Momo had offered everyone. When they enter the heights alliance, most of the others are out doing their things, but a few are hanging in the common rooms playing cards.
"Hey guys, did you have good time?" Midoriya asks from the card game.
He glances up, and then tried to stifle a laugh at the scene of Hagakure bumping into a wall. Five meters to left from where she is supposed to be at.
"It was AMAIZING!" Mina squeeles.
"You might be wondering why I asked you to stay behind?" Shouta asks from the group of teens infront of him. They glance at eachother, then back at him and nod, all serious. "Care to explain why I got a notification from Nezu that the security cameras saw you lot driving off campus when none of you should be able to have a licence?"
The akward silence and a cough from Kaminari was all the answer Shouta got.
"And when I checked the other footage," he rubs the bridge of his nose, "Hagakure and Sero were stumbling like drunks, Kaminari was high off sugar and again, you somehow aquired a minivan."
The group stays silent. Then,
"Atleast.. we didn't kill anyone?" Todoroki says very helpfully.
"Or even try," Tokoyami adds.
Shouta groans. When did they become this big of a headache to deal with. Never mind, they were always like this.
"Whatever, but next time don't get drunk or arrested or I will arrest you lot myself– actually no, I will get Mic to arrest you lot so that I won't have to deal with you all again."
He dismisses them all, and after the last closed the door behind them, they all breathe a sigh of relief.
Sero wipes his forehead before looking at Kaminari. "Thank gods he didn't know."
Kaminari stretches, and nods. "Yeah, I can't imagine if he had known of the magic mushrooms."
The others stop and stare at him. "THE WHAT?"
On the other side of the classroom door, Shouta groans and flops on the ground. Damn problem children. He had thought they were smarter than admitting something like this on campus and much less UNDER 15 FEET of their teacher.