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“I sat in something”
“In something? Isn’t that usually on something?”
“It’s embarrassing and it’s in.”
“Oh-kay, let me see…”
“Um, it’s on my backside.”
“Your shebs you mean?”
“Yeah, that part.”
“I am familiar with it, love.”
“Good, now can ya, ya know, help me?”
“Sure can… Hold on a sec… oh no!”
“Wot?”
“It’s all over the fur!”
“Take it off! Please!”
“I… this, well, it will hurt.”
“Tell me ‘bout it!”
“On three.”
“K.”
“Three!”
The following howl, something heard across the galaxy for sure!
“Well, it’s safe to say you don’t have a hairy ass anymore!”