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Shouto Todoroki is known as "The Son of Endeavour" and "The Half-And-Half Kid" among other things dang it.....

However, nobody knows how "Bizarre" Shouto actually is.......

For one thing, Shouto could only be accurately defined as ya know......

"CRYPTID".......

Here's the definition for the word "Cryptid" by the way......

Cryptid: an animal whose existence or survival is disputed or unsubstantiated, such as the yeti or Bigfoot

Yee, Shouto be a little critter.....

Shouto all throughout his middle school days during those few years, did so many things that could only be accurately described as "The Nashibira City Gremlin".......

Shouto's favorite thingy to do was eat garbage from a restaurant dumpster or something and whenever a unlucky dumbass investigated this, Shouto would glare at them in a way that would reflect red light from his eyes like a goddamn crocodile to scare the fuck out of them.......

That was just "Kiddy Stuff" though......

Eventually, Shouto evolved his own Cryptid Shit to become A GENUINE CANNIBAL towards assholes at the most random assed times.......

Oddly enough, ever since Shouto casually did cannibal crap 2 years ago whenever he was starting the second year of middle school, everyone was determined to make Shouto endure A TRUE DUD QUIRK AWAKENING for some unknown reason other than "DICKERY MAYBE"...

.......................

Shouto Todoroki was doing what he typically did around 2 o'clock in the morning, eating some delicious garbage from a Soba Restaurant dumpster and sitting on his haunches like a dog which was pretty comfortable oddly enough.......

Of course, a poor guy that had to investigate said "Cryptid Shenanigans" walked out of the door and shined a flashlight in Shouto's face, as this poor guy immediately panicked by seeing "The Red Cryptid Eye Glow" and he fled.......

Shouto Todoroki then walked home to finally sleep......

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

Shouta Aizawa AKA Eraserhead was just extremely depressed for a lot of reasons but especially since THREE LEGIT MASTER FATE MANIPULATION QUIRK WELDERS, WHO ARE DELUSIONALLY QUIRK MADDENED CALLED THE MORAI SISTERS, came on the record by sending "Fate Vibes" to Prophecy Quirk Welders throughout The Earth that they were going to "WEAVE EXTREMELY FUCKED UP TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCES" not because of "TYPICAL SADIST FATE DICKERY" like these old ladies' typical M.O. with their shit but rather to MAKE SHOUTO TODOROKI GET A GODDAMN TRUE DUD QUIRK AWAKENING to get his entire "SHIT" physically healthy and especially in the Blood-Based Quirk Instinctive Bullshit to make this terrifying but somehow still Pre-Quirk Maddened Sane Teenage Boy that's a Quirk Marriage Union Spawned Deformed Kid at Birth STOP BEING A LITERAL PART-TIME CANNIBALISTIC VIGILANTE........

IT'S SO FUCKED UP HERE.......

EVERYONE ON EARTH KNOWS WHO THE FUCK "THE NASHIBIRA CITY GREMLIN" OR AS FOREIGN COUNTRIES CALL HIM "THE JAPANESE SEWER RIVER CRYPTID" IS DANG IT........

THIS ALL STARTED WHENEVER SHOUTO TODOROKI WAS 12 YEARS OLD......

HOWEVER WHENEVER YOU HAVE A RANDOM TEENAGE BOY THAT HAD SOME VERY WARPED SICK QUIRK LOGIC THAT CAN SOMEHOW "COPE WITH CANNIBALISTIC TRAUMA, KINDA" IT'S GOING TO BE FUCKING DIFFICULT AS FUCK FOR SAID KID TO "GET TOO TRAUMATIZED" FOR HIM TO GET A QUIRK AWAKENING DAMNIT......

NOBODY CAN TRULY "REIGN IN" OR WORSE "TELL THE TRUTH" TO SHOUTO TODOROKI ABOUT HOW HIS ENTIRE MENTAL HEALTH SHITSTORM WAS "A SHITSTORM, THAT EVERYONE KNEW ABOUT" BECAUSE THE MAIN THING ABOUT THIS BIZARRE TEENAGED BOY'S ENTIRE "PRE-QUIRK MADDENED SANITY" HINGED ON THE FACT THAT SAID KID THINKS HE'S SLICK AS FUCK TOWARDS EVERYONE......

YEAH ENJI TODOROKI'S AKA ENDEAVOUR'S ENTIRE "REDEMPTION CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT ARC" THAT WAS ALWAYS GOING TO HAPPEN HAD TO OCCUR "PREMATURELY" IN FATE ORGANICALLY DUE TO SHOUTO TODOROKI RAPIDLY DEVOLVING INTO THE WORSE SANE DEPRAVITY IN THE HISTORY OF QUIRKED HUMAN HISTORY FROM "A GENUINE HUMAN KID" AS A 12/13 YEAR OLD BOY DANG IT......

NO ONE WANTED A "FUNCTIONALLY AND PERMANENTLY, ETERNALLY CRIPPLED, AND MENTALLY UNHEALTHY QUIRK MADDENED SHOUTO TODOROKI" EVER, ESPECIALLY NOT THE DELUSIONALLY QUIRK MADDENED MORAI SISTERS......

THE MOST AGGRAVATING THING IS THAT "NO MORTAL QUIRK AWAKENING INVOCATION QUIRK WELDER" CAN "FIX THE SHIT COMPLETELY"......

HOWEVER, EVER SINCE THE MORAI SISTERS KEPT SAYING THAT "EXTREME TRAUMA IS DAMNINGLY ESSENTIAL" TO "HEAL SHOUTO TODOROKI" A VERY POWERFUL AND LEGENDARILY PISSED OFF "UNKNOWN DOCTOR AND HEALING GODDESS" IN THE DELUSIONAL DELIVERY OF BULLSHIT FROM THE MORAI SISTERS, HAS BEEN TORMENTING EVERY SINGLE "MORAI SISTER NATIVE FAMILY SHITSTORM MEMBER THAT'S IMMORTAL AND A PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER" WITH HORRIFYING NIGHTMARES AND RELENTLESS ATTACKS OF THESE PEOPLE'S "HUMAN MORALITIES AND LIVING HUMAN VIEWPOINTS OF THEIR OWN MORTALITIES" IN HER CONSTANT "AGGRAVATING AND UNNECESSARY NAGGING" IN THE PHRASING OF THESE MORAI SISTERS.......

THE UNKNOWN DOCTORAL AND HEALING PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER WOMAN IS "POST-QUIRK MADDENED SANE" AND IS TECHNICALLY SPEAKING "DOING ASSAULTS AND ATTACKS, TOWARDS DELUSIONALLY QUIRK MADDENED PEOPLE" BUT DAMNIT SHE HAD A DAMN POINT......

"A PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER HAD THE UNIVERSAL ABILITY TO 'GRANT A POWER BOON' TO A MORTAL HUMAN BEING"........

THIS ANONYMOUS AND SANE WOMAN IS PRETTY PISSED OFF BECAUSE SHE'S TRYING TO GET THIS SOULLESS QUIRK MADDENED FAMILY SHITSTORM THAT THE MORAI SISTERS "COME FROM" TO "BE GOOD PEOPLE, FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND AND HELP A EXTREMELY SICK CHILD BY TESTING AND NAGGING THEIR VERY 'MORALS' AND 'VIEWPOINTS OF THEIR OWN MORTALITIES' WITH SAID NIGHTMARES AND RELENTLESS DREAM ATTACKS".......

THE FACT THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON HERE FOR "10 MONTHS" BEFORE THE MORAI SISTERS WERE BACKED INTO A CORNER TO "REVEAL THEIR TRAUMA TRUE DUD QUIRK AWAKENING PLAN" TO PEOPLE IS GODDAMN HORRIFYING DUE TO HOW IF THE MORAI SISTERS HAD IT "THEIR WAY" THEY WOULD HAVE JUST BLASTED A EXTREMELY SICK TEENAGE BOY WITH SO MUCH TRAUMA AS A HIGHSCHOOL STUDENT WITHOUT ANY TYPE OF "REASON" TO JUSTIFY IT IS AMORAL, EVEN FOR DELUSIONALLY QUIRK MADDENED PEOPLE......

THE FACT THAT THIS ANONYMOUS LADY WAS APPARENTLY "USING DR. INKO MIDORIYA'S VOICE, BUT IN THE SHAPE OF A GREEN QUIRKED TIGRESS IN THE UPRIGHT FORM THAT'S IMMUNE TO TRANSFORMATION STRAINING" TO MAKE THE MORAI SISTERS' GENUINE BIOLOGICAL AND IMMORTAL FAMILY MEMBERS OF THEIR OWN SHITSTORM TO SUFFER NIGHTMARES TO "CONSTANTLY HARP ABOUT MORALS AND MORTALITY WHENEVER THIS GODDESS IS A FUCKING HYPOCRITE AND COULD ABSOLUTELY HEAL SHOUTO TODOROKI BUT REFUSED TO AND HER VOICE DISTORTION IS SLANDERING TOWARDS DR. INKO MIDORIYA'S CHARACTER" IN THE DELUSIONALLY QUIRK MADDENED PHRASING OF THE MORAI SISTERS IS PRETTY TELLING......

IT'S SO FUCKED UP HERE BUT SHOUTA AIZAWA HAD TO SIDE WITH "THE SANE AND ANONYMOUS LADY" BECAUSE SHE WAS TRYING TO MAKE THESE PEOPLE IN THE MORAI SISTERS' NATIVE FAMILY SHITSTORM "LEARN FOR ONE MOMENT, TO BE FUCKING HUMAN PEOPLE BEYOND THEIR INHUMANLY SPIRITED QUIRK'S BULLSHIT".......

SHOUTA AIZAWA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY AND PAINFULLY RIPPED INTO THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS THAT EVERYONE GOT EXCEPT FOR SHOUTO TODOROKI BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE SEETHING IN ANGER TOWARDS HIM........

-------------------------------------Inko POV-------------------------

"THAT TIGER GODDESS IS A DAMN SHREW OF A NIGHTMARE AND DREAM GODDESS THAT REFUSED TO SYMPATHIZE WITH FELLOW GODS AND GODDESSES AND THEIR OWN ISSUES DAMNIT!".....

*TIRED SIGH*......

OKAY.....

LET'S FOCUS ON THE RECORD HERE......

THE FACTS......

1. SHOUTO TODOROKI IS CRITICALLY SICK AS A UNHEALTHY QUIRK MARRIAGE UNION SPAWNED DEFORMED CHILD

2. A UNDERSTANDABLY JADED AND GRUMPED SANE HUMAN LADY THAT KNEW THIS SHITSTORM IN SHOUTO TODOROKI'S MENTAL HEALTH WAS GETTING WORSE AND SAID LADY LEARNING THAT "THE MORAI SOLUTION" WAS "EXTREMELY SOULLESS TRAUMA, TOWARDS A SICK CHILD" AND LASHING OUT TOWARDS PEOPLE THAT "CAN HELP" BUT REFUSE TO STOP BEING SELFISH BUT DOING SAID "WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM CONFRONTATION" COMPLETELY WRONG IN EXECUTION

3. THE MORAI SISTERS AND OTHER IMMORTAL AND DELUSIONALLY QUIRK MADDENED WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM MEMBERS "DOUBLING DOWN" ON THEIR INHUMANLY SPIRITED QUIRK MADDENED BULLSHIT AS A RESPONSE TO "A VERY STERN NAG" THAT WAS INDEED "NAGGING, INCORRECTLY" BUT SHE HAD A DAMN GOOD REASON TO "BE A NAG"

4. EVERYONE HERE IS FUCKING UP WITH THIS TYPE OF SHIT FROM SHOUTO TODOROKI'S MENTAL AND PHYSICAL HEALTH TO EVEN "SOLVE THE PROBLEM"

FINE!!!!!!

DR. INKO MIDORIYA CAN'T BELIEVE SHE HAD TO DEAL WITH "JADED AND GRUMPED ANIMA QUIRK WELDER LADY SHIT" AND "SOULLESS AND EMOTIONALLY INHUMAN WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM MEMBERS DOUBLING DOWN ON THEIR OWN PITY PARTIES AND VICTIM CARD SHIT" CONSTANTLY NOWADAYS BUT DAMNIT SHE WILL DO IT, TO SOLVE THIS ISSUE!!!!!!!

INKO PROJECTED HER FUCKING VENGEFUL AND ENRAGED THOUGHTS TOWARDS EVERYONE ON EARTH EXCEPT FOR SHOUTO TODOROKI FOR DAMN GOOD REASON.......

Dr. Inko Midoriya AKA The Alchemist/Alchimeia/Anima immediately blasted a sleeping Shouto Todoroki with ya know.....

"A THREE TRUE DUD QUIRK AWAKENINGS AND A APEX QUIRK AWAKENING THAT MADE HIM INTO A GENUINE PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER KID EVEN THOUGH SHE HAD TO 'SACRIFICE BUTTERFLIES, SPEARS, AND WRATH' IN HER RENKIN KODAMA QUIRK AT THE LEVEL OF A PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER ANYWAY IN SAID THINGS"........

*MAJOR STRING SNAPPING AND WOOD SPLITTERING BLASTING THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS FOR REALLY GOOD REASON*......

*SICKENINGLY AWESTRUCK WONDERMENT FROM THE ENTIRE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM TOWARDS INKO'S ASS*.......

Inko vengefully cut off her Telepath Powers from everyone else for damn good reason because DAMNIT SHE HAD TO LOSE HER "PRIVACY" PERMANENTLY......

------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"DAMN ALL YOUR INHUMANLY SPIRITED QUIRKS TO HELL GUYS!!!!! I REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO ENDANGER MY OWN ALKALINE SYNDROMED SON THAT A RANDOM MAN HAD TO MEDICALLY KAMIKAZE HIMSELF TO FIX SLIGHTLY WITH THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM BULLSHIT EVER!!!!!! FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOUR AMORAL AND HUMAN SOUL DEAD CHARACTERS STAND FOR DAMNIT!!!!!! I CAN'T HEAL IZUKU UP EVER BECAUSE I FUCKING TRIED DESPERATELY, SO DID HISASHI AND NEITHER OF US HAD THE ABILITIES TO SAVE OUR SON'S MINDSET BEFORE HE GOT INSANE PERMANENTLY!!!!! SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU TOO FOR FORCING ME TO OUST MY ENTIRE SHIT, MY FAMILY'S SHIT, AND ESPECIALLY MY MENTALLY ILL AND MORTAL SON'S SHIT THAT IS INSTINCTIVELY A PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER BOY DAMNIT!!!!! SERIOUSLY STOP BEING ASSHOLES IN YOUR INHUMANLY SPIRITED QUIRKS AND ESPECIALLY IN YOUR HUMAN SOULS BEYOND YOUR QUIRK'S BULLSHIT!!!!!! I REALLY HOPE YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING HAPPY WITH ALL OF THIS!".......

*HEARTBROKEN AND REMORSEFUL WAILING FROM MULTIPLE IMMORTAL WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM MEMBERS IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS FOR REALLY GOOD REASON*......

APPLAUD THIS LADY AND THEN IMMEDIATELY GIVE DR. INKO MIDORIYA SOME GODDAMN THERAPY......

THAT ENTIRE "RAGE FIT" WAS A EXTREMELY VALID AND VENGEFULLY RAW REACTION.......

THIS WOMAN ACTUALLY "HAD TO SACRIFICE SHIT" TO MAKE SHOUTO TODOROKI A GODDAMN PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER KID TO "FIX THE SHIT PERMANENTLY".......

"BUTTERFLIES, SPEARS, AND WRATH" IS WHAT THIS LADY HAD TO "DESTROY IN HERSELF" THAT MADE HER THE PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER OF SAID THINGS TO "GUARANTEE A CHILD'S SAFETY".......

DAMNIT DO YOU PEOPLE "NOT GET IT" OR DID THIS POOR LADY HAVE TO SHRIEK AT YOU AGAIN?????

"ANIMA QUIRK WELDER WOMAN=DR. INKO MIDORIYA"......

YEAH THIS LADY IS NOT A HYPOCRITE EVER DAMNIT......

SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE VICIOUSLY AND ANGRILY PROJECTED TO THE ENTIRE PLANET EXCEPT FOR SHOUTO TODOROKI BY DR. INKO MIDORIYA FOR DAMN GOOD REASON.......

------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"YEAH THAT!"......

*HEARTBROKEN CRYING*......

PLEASE JUST LEAVE THE ALCHEMIST ALONE DAMNIT.......

FOR YOUR ENTIRE SAKES WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM......

THIS SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A GODDAMN "PHILOSOPHY DEBATE" IN THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM EVER BUT IT WAS BECAUSE THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM REFUSED TO QUIT BEING ASSHOLES AND THINK BEYOND INHUMAN QUIRK BULLSHIT EVER........

OF COURSE THIS WOMAN WAS "SPEAKING IN HER REAL VOICE, AS A GODDAMN QUIRKED TIGRESS STANDING UPRIGHT" TOWARDS THESE PEOPLE.....

BECAUSE TECHNICALLY SPEAKING, THIS WOMAN HAD TO "FORCIBLY OUST HER ENTIRE FAMILY SHITSTORM AND ESPECIALLY HER SICK KID'S SHIT" 10 MONTHS AGO TO "GET WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM PEOPLE TO BE HUMAN FOR ONCE"......

DAMNIT THIS WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED IF "LESTER WHITEWATER AKA APOLLO, WAS IN THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM STILL"......

A POST-QUIRK MADDENED SANE HUMAN TEENAGE BOY, WHO IMMEDIATELY ESCAPED FROM THE ENTIRE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM PERMANENTLY THE INSTANT HE GOT HIS OWN QUIRK'S FULL POWER BACK DAMNIT.......

THAT LADY SHOULD NOT HAVE TO "LOSE BUTTERFLIES", A VERY BEAUTIFUL AND FEMININE CREATURE TO "SAVE SHOUTO'S ASS BEFORE THE MORAI SISTERS COULD DESTROY HIS OWN EXISTENCE WITH TRAUMA TO GET SHOUTO TO 'HEAL HIMSELF' AS IT WERE".......

PAY DAMAGES TO THE MIDORIYA FAMILY SHITSTORM NOW MORAI SISTERS.......

BECAUSE YOU ARE ENCOUNTERING "A POST-QUIRK MADDENED SANE PANTHEON REGIS QUIRK WELDER WOMAN, A FUCKING 'SANE ZEUS' IN DELUSIONAL PHRASING" MORAI SISTERS.......

A VERY PISSED OFF LADY THAT HAD COMPLETE JUSTIFICATION TO "DECLARE WAR ON THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM AND THE ENTIRE MORTAL POPULATION OF THE PLANET WOULD HELP HER" MORAI SISTERS........

THALIA GRACE'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY A VERY POWERFUL AND STERNLY GENTLE MAN THAT INTRODUCED HIMSELF AS "ADONAI" WHILE HUMMING IN VERY STERN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND SOLIDARITY......

-------------------------------------Inko POV-------------------------

"BE RESTORED THREEFOLD INKO".......

Dr. Inko Midoriya AKA The Alchemist/Alchimeia/Anima immediately smiled and had a quiet and gentle snicker as she felt the following things come back to her as well as "6 MORE THINGS" from this Beautiful Benevolence of this wholesome dweeb of a Prophecy Quirk Welder Man clearly named Adonai......

1. BUTTERFLIES

2. SPEARS

3. WRATH

4. BONE-SETTING/DISLOCATION REALIGNMENT

5. SANE CLARITY/THERAPEUTIC QUIRK MADNESS

6. PRIME QUIRK AWAKENING INVOCATION/EMERGENCY QUIRK MEDICAL INTERVENTION

7. CHILDHOOD JOY/CHILDHOOD VIGILANTISM

8. MEDICAL ARCHITECTURE/MEDICAL INVENTION

9. PATIENT TEMPERANCE/DOCTORAL AUTHORIZATION

Inko gently bowed in politeness and thanked this Benevolence from Adonai's crap, who is someone who ACTUALLY CARED ABOUT PEOPLE AND ESPECIALLY SICK KIDDOS and of course this man chuckled before saying the following......

"WELL YEAH, WHY I HAD TO IMPART 'BONE-SETTING/DISLOCATION REALIGNMENT' IN YOUR RENKIN KODAMA QUIRK AS THE FIRST THING THAT WAS 'NEW' INKO......BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU HAD TO 'DO' IN THE SPIRITUAL SIGNIFICANCE THAT TRUE DIVINITY HAD TO BEHOLD YOU DO TOWARDS THE ENTIRE WHITEWATER FAMILY FOR 10 MONTHS STRAIGHT INKO.....BONE-SETTING OR DISLOCATION REALIGNMENT IS VERY PAINFUL FOR ANY INJURED FIGURE BUT A DOCTOR TRULY HAS TO DO THAT TO 'MAKE IT HEAL STRAIGHT AND STEADY' INKO.....NOW YOU HAVE THE POWER TO QUOTE.....

"INVOKE QUIRK AWAKENINGS, TO PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK HOLDING STATUS PERMANENTLY WITHOUT THE TYPICAL 'PENALTY' BUT ONLY FOR PEOPLE THAT HAVE THE DIRE MEDICAL EMERGENCY OR TO SPECIFICALLY STOP A CHILD FROM BEING CRUELLY ABUSED TO THE POINT OF SERIOUS BODILY AND/OR MENTAL HARM OR DEATH"......

ALSO, THAT WHOLE 'DOCTORAL AUTHORIZATION' THINGY, THAT WAS TO SOLVE A FUTURE SITUATION LIKE THIS AGAIN BY 'MAKING ANYONE, EVEN A PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER' ACTUALLY 'HELP IN A MEDICAL EMERGENCY REGARDLESS IF THEY WANT TO OR NOT' INKO......THE OTHER STUFF WELL, THAT WAS JUST ME TRYING TO 'DO A WINK' AS IT WERE FOR 'GREAT JOB DOC' INKO"......

Inko chuckled as Adonai's Presence left like he was just "WALKING OUT A ROOM" instead of a typical "ABRUPT RADIO STATIC FEED CUT" like most people with Telepath Powers.......

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6PM......

ON AUGUST 5TH.......

Shouto Todoroki was slowly waking up in his bed at home, feeling a oddly soothing sensation in his belly like something like a very sharp and hot railroad spike was removed from his body, and having a very powerful and confusingly wonderful itch in his pants where his fucking dick was for some unknown reason......

Shouto's Dad, who actually STOPPED BEING A DICKWIPE AND GOT "INTROSPECTION" EVER SINCE SHOUTO WAS 12 YEARS OLD, was awkwardly hanging out nearby, excited as fuck even though he was clunky as hell still but it was now in that goofy and slightly doting vibe of "DWEEB MAN" that had that "FAKE IT UNTIL HE MADE IT" kinda thingy in his character that over time BECAME AUTHENTIC AS SHIT SERIOUSLY......

Ever since Shouto's Dad actually GOT THERAPY AND THOSE WEIRD ASSED PARENT HELP BOOKS, he actually kinda low-key metamorphosed into "CRYPTID GREMLIN MAN, ESPECIALLY WHEN HE WAS EXCITED" over the years and actually CURED THE AWFUL PSYCHOSOMATIC OVERHEATING DRAWBACK IN HIS QUIRK'S POWERS over time to the point of being beautiful......

Of course, Shouto's Dad realized that Shouto was awake and this man immediately started to "Werewolf Scamper" on his fours like a literal cryptid man all over the entire house, which was pretty cool and hilarious to know that technically speaking, Shouto got his own "CRYPTID VIBE" from his Dad's shit........

After several minutes of "Cryptid Man Zoomies", Shouto's Dad stopped the shit, stood up straight, cleared his throat like he didn't just "BE CRYPTID" for several minutes straight, and asked Shouto in a excited way......

"SO UH, DO YOU LIKE YOUR HAIR NOW SHOUTO?".....

Shouto looked at his dad, who Honest-To-God became a extreme prankster at times over the years and Shouto naturally squinted in slight suspicion vibes towards his dad........

Shouto sat up and saw his reflection in his mirror nearby........

Shouto Todoroki gulped in absolute awe as he walked over to his mirror and looked at his reflection in total confusion and disbelief but it was REAL........

Shaggy and long hair that went down to his waist that was light pink like cherry blossoms, a bizarrely soothing and comforting "Blend" of "Mom Body Type" and "Dad Body Type" with a slightly stronger leaning towards "Dad" in his muscles and appearance in a way that was so eerily similar to Natsuo's stuff nowadays, beautiful and enchanting Blue-Grey Eyes instead of the past Heterochromic stuff from before, and most importantly his face scar was COMPLETELY GONE from his face permanently.........

Shouto didn't realize that was unintentionally holding his breath until he felt his lungs burn from holding it for too long.......

*RHYTHMIC AND CUNTY AS FUCK KNOCKING ON THE FRONT DOOR*......

DAMNIT THERE'S ONLY "ONE MAN" WHO KNOCKED IN SUCH A FUCKING "CUNTY WAY" IN SHOUTO'S LIFE EVER SINCE HE TURNED 12......

DABI, OR WHENEVER HE'S "PREFORMING", FUCKING "FOXFIRE", A LITERAL MALE STRIPPER FOR STRAIGHT AND MOSTLY CISGENDER WOMEN AT A NASHIBIRA STRIP CLUB........

*AWKWARD LAUGHING FROM A TRIO OF ELDERLY OLD LADIES IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS FOR SOME REASON*.......

Of course, Dabi himself, who absolutely refused to "WAIT UNTIL SOMEONE ANSWERED THE DOOR", waltzed into frame and this burnt charcoaled skinned man due to BEING A QUIRK MARRIAGE UNION SPAWNED DEFORMED MAN, WHO CLEARLY AND VERY TRAGICALLY GOT PERMANENTLY QUIRK MADDENED IN HIS SICK SHIT, with black hair and oddly soothing and playfully familiar turquoise blue eyes that was of course wearing the most cunty assed clothes that wasn't his "Uniform" but was just "NORMAL CUNT ATTIRE" from this random young adult male stripper.......

Of course Dabi, who perfected the artform of "BEING A CUNT", walked over to Shouto in his "Sternly Playful Cunt Man Strut" as this man casually asked Shouto......

"SO, YOU SLEPT ALL DAY LONG TODAY EH???? YOU'RE LOOKING AT YOUR REFLECTION IN A MORE CUNTY WAY THEN 'ME, WHENEVER I'M LOOKING AT MYSELF' AND THAT'S A VERY DIFFICULT FEAT TO DO SHOUTO".......

*AWKWARD LAUGHING FROM THE SAME TRIO OF OLD LADIES IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS FOR SOME REASON*........

Just by sheer "ANNOYED AURA", any and all "POSSIBLE HORNY SHIT" in Shouto's Soul immediately got violently murdered due to being in the presence of "CUNT MAN AURA, FROM DABI" by definition.......

------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"THAT INNER COMMENTARY FROM THAT ENTIRE INTERACTION FROM SHOUTO TODOROKI'S MINDSET WAS JUST PERFECTION AND ESPECIALLY WHENEVER 'DABI WALKED IN' LIKE THAT FOR GOOD REASON"......

*FEROCIOUS LAUGHTER*.......

VALID RESPONSE HERE DR. INKO MIDORIYA.......

WHO IS THIS "RANDOM CUNT MAN" THAT SOMEHOW MANIFESTED HIMSELF INTO "ENDEAVOUR'S INNERMOST CIRCLE OF FRIENDS" OVER THE YEARS LIKE THAT??????

YEAH DABI AKA FOXFIRE DEFINITELY HAD "CUNT MAN AURA" THAT'S SO DAMN POWERFUL THAT IT IMMEDIATELY "TURNED OFF TEENAGE SEX DRIVE" AND THANK GOD FOR THAT.......

ALSO PLEASE HEAL DABI BOTH IN HIS BURNS AND ESPECIALLY IN HIS GODDAMN QUIRK THAT'S DEFINITELY A POWERFUL APHRODISIAC QUIRK AT "THIS POINT" AFTER YEARS OF "CUNTY MALE STRIPPER CAREER" LIKE THIS WHILE DEFINITELY FUNCTIONALLY PERMANENTLY QUIRK MADDENED.......

NOT DR. INKO MIDORIYA BECAUSE DAMNIT SHE HAD TO RECOVER SLIGHTLY.....

SERIOUSLY HOW DID THIS CUNT MAN "MANIFEST INTO SHOUTO'S LIFE" WHENEVER SHOUTO WAS 12 YEAR OLD??????

HOW MANY STRANGE "WEIRDOS" DID SHOUTO HAVE TO DEAL WITH CONSTANTLY OVER THE YEARS DUE TO HIS OWN DAD'S "UNDERSTANDABLE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT" DANG IT?????

LIKE OBVIOUSLY SAID WEIRDOS ARE "AWESOME PEOPLE, BUT WEIRD AS SHIT" BUT WHY?????

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING IN ABSOLUTE MISCHIEF.......

-------------------------------------Inko POV-------------------------

"IN TERMS OF APPROXIMATE AGE RANGES AND ESPECIALLY THE GENDER IN COMPARISON TO MY BIOLOGICAL KIDDOS, DEPARTED AND LIVING, THERE'S A TRIO......

1. DABI=TOUYA

2. BUKIMINA=FUYUMI

3. KOKUYOSEKI=NATSUO

ALL OF THESE YOUNG ADULTS ARE CLEARLY JUST 'SICK GOOFS' THAT ODDLY ENOUGH, BUKIMINA AND FUYUMI NEVER ENCOUNTERED EACH OTHER IN PERSON AND THE SAME IS ALSO TRUE FOR KOKUYOSEKI AND NATSUO......LIKE BUKIMINA AND NATSUO MET AND FUYUMI AND KOKUYOSEKI MET BUT EVERY SINGLE TIME 'FUYUMI OR BUKIMINA' AND 'NATSUO OR KOKUYOSEKI' WERE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH 'DABI', THEY IMMEDIATELY HAD TO DEAL WITH 'THE CUNT MAN AURA, THAT OVERPOWERED THEM EVERY SINGLE TIME' JUST LIKE SHOUTO GUYS"......

*AMUSED CHUCKLING*.......

WHO'S GOING TO TELL THIS OBLIVIOUS MAN?????

WHO'S GOING TO TELL SHOUTO TODOROKI????

ESPECIALLY ABOUT "DABI" DAMNIT......

YOU KNOW, QUIRKS, ESPECIALLY IN NERUODIVERGENT PEOPLE ARE EXTREMELY POWERFUL IN TERMS OF "SUBCONSCIOUS KNOWLEDGE AWARENESS"......

ENJI TODOROKI AKA ENDEAVOUR, HUG DABI, OR YA KNOW TOUYA TODOROKI, WHO IMMEDIATELY CRAWLED OUT OF HIS DEPRESSION LAIR TO BECOME "THE CUNTY MALE STRIPPER" HE IS NOWADAYS TO "BE A GOOD BIG BRO, TO SHOUTO TODOROKI" THE MOMENT THIS MAN REALIZED "HOW FUCKED UP SHOUTO TODOROKI'S MENTAL AND PHYSICAL HEALTH WAS AT BIRTH".......

INKO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE ENTIRE PLANET BY ADONAI WHILE LAUGHING IN GLEE......

*POWERFUL AND BEAUTIFULLY EXCITED "MENTAL STABILITY QUIRK AWAKENING WITHIN REI FUKUSHU", A PERMANENT POWER SPIKE IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS FOR DAMN GOOD REASON*.......

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"WHY THE FUCK DID NONE OF MY APESHIT OLDER SIBLINGS EVER TALK ABOUT BULLSHIT DIRECTLY AND DECIDED TO RANDOMLY AIRDROP 'WEIRDO PERSONAS' IN MY EXISTENCE SINCE I WAS 12 YEARS OLD DAMNIT?"........

*FERAL LAUGHING*.....

ACCURATE AS HELL SHOUTO TODOROKI.......

ALSO THE SHEER RANDOM "CUNT POWER" IN TOUYA TODOROKI AKA DABI/FOXFIRE AROUND HIS FUCKING FAMILY SHITSTORM AND ESPECIALLY HIS OWN YOUNGER SIBLINGS IS ACTUALLY A GENUINELY HEALTHY THING DESPITE ALL THE SICK QUIRK MARRIAGE UNION SPAWNED DEFORMED BULLSHIT AT BIRTH.......

BECAUSE IT'S A UNFILTERED APHRODISIAC QUIRK THING, MAKING "BIOLOGICAL FAMILY SHITSTORM QUIRKS, ESPECIALLY SIBLING QUIRKS" TO IMMEDIATELY "KILL THE HORNY" AROUND A VERY POWERFUL APHRODISIAC QUIRK WELDER MAN THAT PROBABLY PHYSICALLY CAN'T TURN OFF "THE CUNT MAN AURA" YET........

NO WONDER WHY TOUYA TODOROKI IS BARELY ABLE TO FUNCTION BEYOND "CUNT MAN" IF HE WAS ACTUALLY LEAKING OUT "LUST/LOVE PHEROMONES" THAT HE CAN'T STOP OR CONTROL WHILE SICK.......

SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN AGREEMENT.......

------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"YEAH I WILL DO INKO A SOLID AND HEAL THE OTHER TODOROKI SIBLINGS PERSONALLY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AND SINCE NATSUO IS CURRENTLY PRIVATELY HANGING OUT AT HIS HOUSE I'LL START WITH HIM".......

THAT'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL ADONAI.......

THE MOMENT PEOPLE HAD THE PLEASURE TO MEET YOU ADONAI, EVERYONE SAW A VERY POWERFUL BUT EXTREMELY BENEVOLENT HEALER MAN THAT HAD THE ABILITY TO "BESTOW DR. INKO MIDORIYA WITH MORE STUFF THAN THE CRAP SHE HAD TO LOSE TEMPORARILY TO HELP SHOUTO'S SHIT PERMANENTLY" BECAUSE SAID MAN SAW YA KNOW......

"DR. INKO MIDORIYA, RISKING EVERYTHING FOR 10 MONTHS THAT BUILT UP TO A VERY TRAUMATIC 'FORCED OUSTING' OF HER OWN FAMILY SHITSTORM AND HER OWN ANONYMOUS NATURE TO ACTUALLY HELP SHOUTO TODOROKI BY INVOKING 3 TRUE DUD QUIRK AWAKENINGS, A APEX QUIRK AWAKENING, AND A PERMANENT PAGAN FOLKLORIC QUIRK PROMOTION OF SHOUTO TODOROKI'S ASS IN THE MIDORIYA FAMILY SHITSTORM PERMANENTLY"......

WHY YOU POPPED INTO FRAME WHENEVER YOU DID, BECAUSE YOU SAW THAT THE ALCHEMIST WAS "BONE-SETTING OR DISLOCATION REALIGNING" IN HER SPIRITUAL EXECUTION OF HER "NIGHTMARE NAGGING" TOWARDS THE ENTIRE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM INSTEAD OF "NEEDLESSLY CRUEL, TOWARDS DELUSIONAL PEOPLE" BECAUSE RIGHT BEFORE DR. INKO MIDORIYA DID THAT HEALING FOR SHOUTO, SHE DIRECTLY ACKNOWLEDGED THE FACT SHE "WENT OVERBOARD" AND DID SHIT "COMPLETELY WRONG, IN EXECUTION" REGARDING THE WHOLE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM........

THAT'S BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL BECAUSE YEAH, OF COURSE YOU WANTED SHOUTO HEALTHY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE BUT YOU WANTED "A PEACEFUL AND NON TRAUMATIC RESOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM" BUT ALSO LIKE WANTED THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM TO "ACKNOWLEDGE THE FUCKING PRINCIPLES AND ISSUES THAT DR. INKO MIDORIYA WAS TALKING ABOUT" ADONAI......

WHY YOU IMMEDIATELY GOT "MIDORIYA CAMPED, AS A PERMANENT ALLY" THE INSTANT THAT DR. INKO MIDORIYA HAD TO "ANGRY VENT" TOWARDS THE ENTIRE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM AND ESPECIALLY WHY SHE WANTED A WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM MEMBER TO "STEP UP" AND THE HEARTBREAKING REASON WHY SHE "HESITATED TO REVEAL HER AUTHENTIC POWERS" FOR SO LONG ADONAI.......

THALIA GRACE'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE SIGHING AND HUMMING IN A VERY SOMBER AND HEART-RENDING RARE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF "A MISTAKE"........

Thalia Grace was abruptly warped into Mufufasa City in Japan.......

Chapter Text

10PM.......

ON AUGUST 5TH.......

After a very long and extremely beautiful "Family Reunion" with Big Brother Touya, who had become The World's "BIGGEST CUNT MAN/MALE STRIPPER" whenever Shouto Todoroki was 12 years old thereabouts as all the family shitstorm, Shouto's Dad, Shouto's Mom, Shouto's Siblings, and Shouto Himself, actually LEARNED HOW FUCKED UP Big Brother Touya's Background WAS after he LOST CONTACT with everyone.......

A 3 YEAR COMA, THAT A RANDOM DOCTOR FOUND TOUYA THANK GOD BUT THIS DIPSHIT "KNEW TOUYA'S TRUE IDENTITY" BUT DIDN'T IMMEDIATELY ALERT TOUYA'S FAMILY IS SO DAMN ANNOYING AND EXTREMELY UNETHICAL FOR "A DOCTOR" TO PULL ON PEOPLE FOR 3 YEARS AND THEN TOUYA'S LIFE AFTER HE "WOKE UP" BUT BEFORE HE "STOPPED BEING A DICKWIPE SPIRITUALLY" IT WAS A LIFE OF HOMELESSNESS, TERROR, AND EVERYTHING FUCKED UP THAT THANKFULLY TOUYA NEVER HAD "GOTTEN RAPED" OR "ADDICTED TO DRUGS" BUT DAMNIT HE HAD GOTTEN "CLOSE" AND THEN OF COURSE, TOUYA TODOROKI AROUND THE TIME SHOUTO WAS 12, TOUYA SAW A RANDOM "ADVERTISEMENT" FOR THE MALE STRIPPER CLUB HE STILL WORKED AT AND THE BEAUTIFUL BUT ALSO EXTREMELY ANNOYING "ORIGIN" OF THE BIGGEST CUNT MAN WAS BORN DANG IT......

THANK GOD THAT BIG BRO TOUYA MANAGED TO AT LEAST "GET COMPLETELY HEALTHY APHRODISIAC QUIRK INSTINCTIVE BULLSHIT" EVEN THOUGH, ANNOYINGLY BUT UNDERSTANDABLY SAID MAN COULDN'T CONTROL OR TURN OFF "CUNTY VIBES" AROUND HIS FAMILY SHITSTORM DAMNIT.......

YEAH TOUYA HAD A LOT OF SEXUAL SCANDALS THAT MADE SHOUTO'S MOM, WHO GOT HER HUMAN MINDSET SANITY BACK WHENEVER SHE REALIZED THAT "TOUYA WAS ALIVE", HAVE A GENUINE MOMMA "SCANDALIZED SHIT FIT" NOT BECAUSE TOUYA WAS "PROMISCUOUS, DUE TO BEING SICK" BUT BECAUSE TOUYA "KNEW THAT QUIRK COUNSELING SESSIONS PILLOWS EXISTED AND USED TECHNOLOGY SOMETIMES" AND ESPECIALLY "HOW CONDOMS WORK" BUT NO, TOUYA TODOROKI AKA DABI/FOXFIRE KEPT "RAW-DOGGING RANDOM ADULT WOMEN IN HIS PERSONAL PREFERENCE AGE GROUP" AND GETTING SAID WOMEN PREGNANT WITH HIS OWN UNPROTECTED DICKSPIT CONSTANTLY........

LIKE BRO STOP, YOU MAY HAVE BEEN SICK AND ALSO INSANE AS FUCK AND DEFINITELY KNEW ABOUT IT IN YOUR LIFE TOUYA BUT YOU GOTTA STOP GENUINELY BEING "THE CUNT MAN" FOR ONE MOMENT BEYOND YOUR QUIRK'S BULLSHIT........

SHOUTO PROJECTED HIS OWN THOUGHTS TO PEOPLE FOR GOOD REASON......

-------------------------------------Nemuri POV-------------------------

"BUT I LOVE BEING THE CUNT MAN SHOUTO"......

*FERAL AND EXTREMELY SLY LAUGHING*.......

NEMURI KAYAMA AKA MIDNIGHT HAD TO IMMEDIATELY MAKE TOUYA TODOROKI AKA FOXFIRE INTO A GENUINE PRO HERO SIDEKICK OF HER ENTIRE "SHIT" DAMNIT.......

BECAUSE TOUYA TODOROKI IS NOW "A HEALTHY 20s, QUIRK MADDENED, AND MALE VERSION OF MIDNIGHT" AND NEMURI KAYAMA AKA MIDNIGHT ACTUALLY "LIVED THROUGH TOUYA TODOROKI'S ENTIRE MINDSET AND SOUL, BUT AS A POST-QUIRK MADDENED SANE AND CISGENDER WOMAN THAT WAS IN HER 20s DANG IT" AND KNEW HOW TO "REIGN IN THIS LOGIC AND CUNT AURA" IN PEOPLE......

THAT IS HIGHLY AGGRAVATING FOR YOUR FRESHLY SANE MOTHER TO "DEAL WITH" TOUYA TODOROKI IF YOU "KNEW HOW TO HANDLE YOUR APHRODISIAC QUIRK THING CORRECTLY" BUT ABSOLUTELY REFUSED TO QUIT BEING "OBNOXIOUS TOWARDS WOMEN TO GET THEM PREGNANT" SIR........

YOU DO REALIZE THAT YOU HAVE TO OFFICIALLY CLAIM AND ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND ADOPTIVE CHILDREN TO BE A PRO HERO OFFICIALLY TO HAVE SAID CHILDREN GET THE LEGAL PROTECTIONS FROM VILLAINOUS DICKERY THAT ATTACKED THEM JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE "KIDS OF A PRO HERO" SIR?????

COUGH IT UP, BECAUSE YOU HAVE METICULOUS NOTES OF YOUR ENTIRE "SEXUAL INNUENDO FUN" AND SAID INFORMATION WAS ONLY WRITTEN DOWN TO HELP YOU "ENHANCE THE CUNT MAN AURA" BY RELIVING SAID CRAP AND NEMURI KNEW YOU HAD SAID NOTES BECAUSE SHE "LIVED THROUGH HER 20s" TOUYA TODOROKI.......

*FAKEASS SCANDALIZED GASPING FROM TOUYA TODOROKI AKA FOXFIRE IN THE GROUP CHAT AND TOWARDS NEMURI'S ASS FOR DAMN GOOD REASON*.......

*FEROCIOUS LAUGHTER FROM MULTIPLE IMMORTAL WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM PEOPLE AND ESPECIALLY THE MORAI SISTERS IN THE GROUP CHAT FOR GOOD REASON*.......

NEMURI'S THOUGHTS WERE POLITELY PROJECTED TO THE ENTIRE PLANET BY "APHRODITE" WHILE GIGGLING IN A VERY MISCHIEVOUS WAY.......

-------------------------------------Inko POV-------------------------

"YEAH WHY I HAD TO BESTOW TOUYA WITH A LOT OF 'STUFF' TO YA KNOW 'BALANCE OUT' THE ENTIRETY OF HIS 'UNREPENTANT FORNICATION' IN HIS HEART THAT, WHILE SICK IN A OMEGA PROGENITOR QUIRK THAT HAD MULTIPLE QUIRK TYPE CLASSIFICATIONS IN SAID QUIRK AND QUIRK MADDENED, I COULDN'T REBUKE HIM BUT I CAN NOW AND I AM TELLING YOU TO QUIT THAT TOUYA AND FIND A WIFE TO HANDLE YOUR APHRODISIAC QUIRK STUFF AND USE THE ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION ENCHANTMENT OR WHAT INKO AND HISASHI USED ALL THE TIME WHICH WAS THE MIND MELDING CHILD PHENOMENA CRAP TO MAKE MORTAL KIDDOS WITHOUT SINFUL MISCHIEF"........

*AMUSED CHUCKLING*.....

HILARIOUS AND A EXTREMELY VALID REACTION ADONAI......

YOUR POWER OF "PRIME QUIRK AWAKENING INVOCATION/MEDICAL EMERGENCY INTERVENTION" THAT YOU MANAGED TO "COPY AND PASTE" ONTO INKO'S RENKIN KODAMA QUIRK IS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE, UNLIKE INKO'S LIMITATIONS EVEN THOUGH YOU DID NULLIFY THE LIMITS OF MOST PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDERS REGARDING "PERMANENT PROMOTION", YOU ARE FAR STRONGER THAN INKO'S "INFERIOR DUPLICATE VARIANT" IN SAID ABILITY BECAUSE YOU HAVE "ZERO PENALTIES" AND NO "COOL DOWN WAIT TIME" EVEN THOUGH YOU DEMONSTRATED PRIME QUIRK AWAKENING INVOCATION SHIT IN MULTIPLE PEOPLE IN A ROW TO MAKE THEM FUCKING PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDERS TO PROTECT THEM FROM DEALING WITH SHIT WHILE MORTAL AND SICK AS HECK ADONAI.......

ALSO THANK YOU FOR HEALING IZUKU AND ESPECIALLY THAT MAN WHO "DID A MEDICAL KAMIKAZE ON HIMSELF" ADONAI......

THIS IS WHY ONE OF INKO'S GOOFY AND WHOLESOMELY BUT CURRENTLY QUIRK MADDENED ALCHIMEIA HALF-BLOOD DAUGHTERS IS DESIGNING "THE ADONAI CABIN" IN CAMP EVERGREEN.......

ALSO UNTIL THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM AND ESPECIALLY THE MORAI SISTERS ACTUALLY "GET THEIR MORALITIES FIGURED OUT" THEY'RE UNABLE TO ENTER CAMP EVERGREEN OR ANY OTHER "MIDORIYA FAMILY SHITSTORM SAFE ZONE" GOT IT........

INKO PROJECTED HER THOUGHTS TO PEOPLE FOR GOOD REASON.......

-----------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"OK WE ABSOLUTELY UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD BAN OLYMPUS SHITSTORM CRAP AND ESPECIALLY OUR CRAP FROM YOUR VARIETY OF 'CAMP HALF-BLOOD AND CAMP JUPITER' BUT CAN WE PLEASE JUST 'GEEK OUT' A TINY BIT AROUND YOUR LITERAL 'ANNABETH CHASE DEMIGODDESS DAUGHTER' THAT YOU DIRECTLY MENTIONED WAS A ARCHITECT AND DESIGNING ADONAI'S CABIN IN CAMP EVERGREEN?".......

VALID RESPONSE HERE MORAI SISTERS......

ALSO, QUIRK QUESTION, WHY ARE CONSTANTLY STATING "MORALITY" AND "URGING PEOPLE TO GAIN MORALS" IN YOUR LOGIC DR. INKO MIDORIYA AKA THE ALCHEMIST/ALCHIMEIA/ANIMA??????

*AMUSED AND WHOLESOME DWEEB CHUCKLING FROM ADONAI IN THE GROUP CHAT FOR GOOD REASON*.......

A very informative Title Card from The Alchemist's Handwriting appeared on The Group Chat Screen on everyone's phones or TVs or other stuff like that as the following message was written.......

"WELL IT'S PRETTY MUCH WHAT I DO, AS THE OMEGA PROGENITOR QUIRK WELDER LADY OF ALL HUMAN MORALITY QUIRK TYPE CLASSIFICATIONS AND LIVING HUMAN MORTALITY QUIRK TYPE CLASSIFICATIONS YA KNOW THALIA GRACE, WHY I DID SAID 'MORALITY LESSONS' THROUGH DREAMS OR NIGHTMARES BECAUSE THAT'S THE MOST EFFECTIVE AND THERAPEUTIC WAY FOR PEOPLE TO TRULY 'INTERNALIZE SUCH THINGS' WITH SYMBOLISMS THEY UNDERSTAND"........

WOW OKAY, THANK YOU FOR LETTING PEOPLE KNOW THAT DR. INKO MIDORIYA.......

WHY YOU GOT SO TORQUED OFF FOR DAMN GOOD REASON TOWARDS THE MORAI SISTERS AND THE OTHER IMMORTAL WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM PEOPLE THAT FOR A LONG TIME YOU JUST "LOST YOUR PATIENCE" WITH HOW "MORALLY DEAD" SAID PEOPLE WERE......

WHY ADONAI, THE DWEEB HIMSELF BESTOWED ON YOUR OWN QUIRK'S POWERS "PATIENT TEMPERANCE" OR YA KNOW "KEEPING A LEVEL HEAD AROUND MENTALLY ILL AND DELUSIONALLY QUIRK MADDENED LOGIC HAVING FIGURES THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO BE A THERAPEUTIC QUIRK DOCTOR TOWARDS" DR. INKO MIDORIYA......

OBVIOUSLY THE FACT THAT YOU "KINDA SEPARATED" YOURSELF FROM "THE ANIMA QUIRK WELDER LADY" IN HOW YOU "PHRASED YOURSELF" MEANT THAT "YOUR DEFAULT QUIRK ASPECT IS 'ALCHIMEIA' BUT YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT ASPECT OF YOUR PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK THAT HAD THE NAME OF 'ANIMA' THAT'S FAR ANGERER AND MORE SNIPPY THAN MOST DISPLAYS OF YOUR POST-QUIRK MADDENED SANE HUMAN MINDSET" MA'AM......

OBVIOUSLY SINCE YOU'RE A POST-QUIRK MADDENED SANE HUMAN BEING, YOU DON'T HAVE "SPLIT PERSONALITY PROBLEMS" WHENEVER YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH "GREEK/ROMAN CHARACTER CLASHING" DR. INKO MIDORIYA.....

BASICALLY SPEAKING, ALL THE MORAI SISTERS AND THE OTHER IMMORTAL WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM PEOPLE "ENCOUNTERED" FROM YOUR ACTUAL SHIT WAS, IN THE DELUSIONAL DELIVERY HERE......

"ANIMA, A VERY VENGEFUL AND ENRAGED ROMAN GODDESS THAT WAS BEING A NAGGING AND HARSH BITCH BUT WITH A GOOD POINT".......

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT.......

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"YEAH WHY WE WERE 'FIGURING OUT OUR MORALITY' LIKE THAT WHENEVER WE ROYALLY FUCKED UP WITH THE AEITHALIS PANTHEON OF GODS AND GODDESSES IN TERMS OF DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS FOR 10 MONTHS DAMNIT.....LIKE THANK GOODNESS THAT MOST PEOPLE HAD THE PLEASURE TO MEET 'ALCHIMEIA' ON FIRST ENCOUNTER BUT NOT THE OLYMPUS SHITSTORM FOR GOOD REASON AND IT TOOK A LOT OF 'SWALLOWING THE PRIDE' FROM OUR OWN CRAP SINCE WE ARE LITERALLY 'GODDESS DAUGHTERS OF ZEUS' AND DEFAULT TO THAT YA KNOW......LIKE WE STILL DON'T KNOW ABOUT 'THE FIRST 19 YEARS' OF ALCHIMEIA'S LIFE BUT DAMNIT WE CAN 'MAKE A EDUCATED GUESS' THAT ALCHIMEIA HAD TO DEAL WITH A ASSHOLE OF GODLY PARENT THAT SHE HAD TO VIOLENTLY AND VISCERALLY 'HANDLE' IN HER LIFE BEFORE SHE GOT MAD GODDESS STATE HEALED UP PERMANENTLY.....OUR GUESSES IS THAT UNINTENTIONALLY, DUE TO MAD GODDESS STATE BULLSHIT TRAUMA, ALCHIMEIA FUCKED OVER HER FAMILY SHITSTORM FOR A BIT UNTIL SHE REALIZED 'OH SHIT THAT'S MORALLY WRONG' AND THANKFULLY GOT SANE FROM BULLSHIT AND SHE IMMEDIATELY DID SAID 'CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT' THAT'S ONLY GOTTEN BETTER OVER TIME".......

YEAH WHY IT'S CALLED "A SHITSTORM" MORAI SISTERS......

DESPITE THE DELUSIONAL DELIVERY HERE, YOUR "EDUCATED GUESSES" ARE PROBABLY PRETTY ACCURATE FOR THE MIDORIYA FAMILY SHITSTORM AND ESPECIALLY IN DR. INKO MIDORIYA'S LIFE MORAI SISTERS......

THE FACT THAT BASED ON WHAT RANDOM PEOPLE THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE EARTH HAVE BEEN "TESTIFYING" ABOUT "DR. INKO MIDORIYA, IN PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER FLEX MODE" IN DREAMS OR NIGHTMARES, SAID LADY WAS ALWAYS DEPICTED AS "HOLDING A GODDAMN BATTLE AXE OF STRANGE TURQUOISE BLUE STEEL" AND YEAH YOU CAN PROBABLY IMAGINE SAID LADY "CHOPPING UP HER OWN DIPSHIT PARENTS VIOLENTLY TO DEFEND HERSELF"........

AXES, LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DR. INKO MIDORIYA IS CONSTANTLY "ASSOCIATED WITH" IS ONLY USED FOR ONE BRUTAL THING DAMNIT......

"CHOPPING UP PEOPLE IN VIOLENT COMBAT AND WAR"......

THIS LADY IS NOT A WHOLESOME LUMBERJACK WITH SAID AXE ASSOCIATION......

IT'S EXTREMELY WEIRD HOW MANY PARALLELS TO "AMY WHITEWATER AKA ATHENA/MINERVA" DR. INKO MIDORIYA ACTUALLY HAD......

ESPECIALLY IN THE WHOLE "MIND MELDING CHILD PHENOMENA BULLSHIT" THIS LADY CONSTANTLY DID TO MAKE MORTAL KIDS WITHOUT CHEATING ON HER HUSBAND BECAUSE DR. INKO MIDORIYA ISN'T A DAMN HYPOCRITE EVER AND WHEN A SANE WOMAN LIKE THAT "MARRIED A MAN" SHE WOULDN'T BE A BITCH LIKE THAT.......

IT'S AWKWARD AND SLIGHTLY TERRIFYING AS HELL THAT "A SANE AND HUMANIZED 'ATHENA' IS A PANTHEON REGIS OF A ENTIRE PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK HOLDING FAMILY SHITSTORM" LIKE THAT.......

YEAH UM, "AEITHALIS ZEUS" OR "MIDORIYA SHITSTORM EQUIVALENT OF THE ZEUS QUIRK WELDER" IS FUCKING DEAD NOW.......

SHOUTA AIZAWA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE NODDING IN NERVOUS AGREEMENT.......

------------------------------------Theodore POV-------------------------

"WELL DON'T BE 'A SANE CRONE' IN MY PRESENCE AND YOU'LL BE FINE"......

OH SHIT OKAY THAT IS A VERY TERRIFYING AND CASUAL THREAT TOWARDS ZEUS BUT IT WAS COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED DAMNIT......

A CRONE, A FIGURE THAT'S A CRUEL AND TORMENTING "WITCH" TOWARDS PEOPLE AND ESPECIALLY CHILDREN THAT'S TYPICALLY DEPICTED AS "ELDERLY"......

COMPARED TO "ALCHIMEIA" ZEUS HIMSELF IS "OLD AS DUST" AND OF COURSE SHE WOULD THINK THAT AND DIRECTLY MAKE SAID COMPARISON OF "THE FALLEN TYRANNICAL DIPSHIT, THAT WAS HER KING OR QUEEN PARENT" AND CASUALLY THREATEN ZEUS WITH THE FACT THAT "YEAH, I WAS 'ATHENA' AROUND MY 'CRONE' BUT UNLIKE YOU AND YOUR PRIZED ATHENA WHOM YOU FAVOR MOST OF ALL, I ACTUALLY BEAT THEM AND BECAME QUEEN MYSELF"........

YEAH UM, ATHENA HAD "ALL THE SHIT" TO COMPLETELY OVERTHROW ZEUS IF SHE WANTED TO AND NOW THAT ATHENA ACTUALLY KNOWS OF "A PANTHEON REGIS GODDESS, THAT WAS LITERALLY JUST 'HER' BUT THE TOP DOG OF THE ENTIRE AEITHALIS PANTHEON SHITSTORM" AND SHE MIGHT "START GETTING IDEAS".......

ZEUS' THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR ATHENA BY ALCHIMEIA FOR DAMN GOOD REASON.......

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"YEAH DESPITE THE DELUSIONAL DELIVERY HERE, YOU SHOULD BE VERY AFRAID OF 'A INSANE VARIANT OF ME' IN THE FORM OF AMY WHITEWATER LIKE THAT THEODORE WHITEWATER AKA ZEUS/JUPITER".......

YEAH, JUST ALL OF THAT......

THEODORE WHITEWATER SHOULD BE FUCKING AFRAID OF AMY WHITEWATER AKA ATHENA/MINERVA AND ESPECIALLY WHILE SHE'S STILL INHUMANLY QUIRK MADDENED IN A LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK MADNESS THAT HASN'T YET "GAINED HUMANITY".......

BECAUSE "AEITHALIS CRONE" MADE THAT TERRIBLE MISTAKE OF "UNDERESTIMATING A TRAUMATIZED AND INSANE 'ATHENA' IN THEIR SHITSTORM" AND GOT THEIR OWN SOUL EVICTED FROM THE LIVING REALM AS A CONSEQUENCE......

SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE ENTIRE PLANET EXCEPT FOR AMY WHITEWATER BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE HUMMING IN VERY NERVOUS AGREEMENT.......

-----------------------------------Amy POV-----------------------

Athena chuckled in slight amusement as she was hanging out in her discreet house in Japan that was originally just "A CASUAL VACATION SPOT" but it became far more "TACTICALLY IMPORTANT" whenever she learned of "THE AEITHALIS PANTHEON SHITSTORM OF GODS AND GODDESSES, AND ESPECIALLY ALCHIMEIA" recently.......

INTERESTING.......

"A SANE AND HUMANIZED 'ATHENA' IS A PANTHEON REGIS OF A ENTIRE PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK HOLDING FAMILY SHITSTORM".......

THAT WAS THE MIST PERSPECTIVE DESCRIPTION OF WHAT ERASERHEAD DIRECTLY THOUGHT ABOUT IN DESCRIBING ALCHIMEIA AND HOW THAT COMPARED TO THE OLYMPUS SHITSTORM.......

IT'S MOST UNPLEASANT HOW ATHENA HAD TO DEAL WITH "ROMAN GODDESS ANIMA" IN FIRST DREAM/NIGHTMARE NAGGING ENCOUNTER BUT UM SHE DID HAVE A POINT OF HOW "FUCKED UP THE OLYMPUS SHITSTORM BECAME, UNDER ZEUS' LEADERSHIP".......

IT'S SO STUPID HOW "HADES" WASN'T THE KING HERE AND GOT HIS ASS DELEGATED TO A SHITHOLE LIKE THE UNDERWORLD.......

BECAUSE THE UNDERWORLD WAS "A ANARCHIST SHITHOLE" WHENEVER HADES INHERITED IT AND SAID GOD IMMEDIATELY "FIXED THAT, WONDERFULLY AND EFFECTIVELY" DANG IT........

*AWKWARD SIGH*.......

NO DOUBT EVERYONE IS STARTING TO THINK THAT ATHENA WAS "GETTING IDEAS OF TRAITOR SHIT" AND WHY THE GROUP CHAT IS KINDA QUIET TOWARDS HER RIGHT NOW.......

*UNCOMFORTABLE WHINE*....

IF ATHENA NEVER HAD "A ANNABETH" AS A DEMIGODDESS DAUGHTER THEN YEAH, SUCH FEARS WOULD BE EXTREMELY VALIDATED......

UH....

HOWEVER ANNABETH CHASE WAS SPECIAL IN THE THING THAT SHE "NEVER REALIZED" WAS A POWER IN HER STUFF AND QUITE FRANKLY, ATHENA HAD TO "HUSH IT PERMANENTLY" TO PROTECT ANNABETH FROM "A EXTREMELY TERRIFIED FREDERICK CHASE, WHO COULDN'T COMPREHEND WHY 'THAT' COULD BE 'WHOLESOME' FOR REALLY GOOD REASON".......

ANNABETH CHASE'S EYES WERE "A SANE GREY" BUT THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HOW ANNABETH'S QUIRK WAS SUPPOSED TO "GAIN HUMANITY" AND HER TWO EYES WERE SUPPOSED TO BE "YELLOW, LIKE A DOGGO" FOR GOOD REASON.......

YEAH THAT'S WHY FREDERICK CHASE GOT HIS ASS PERMANENTLY CURSED BY ATHENA FOR HIS TORTURE OF ANNABETH'S LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK THAT HE MANGLED EVERYTHING "HAPPY" IN IT AS A 7 YEAR OLD GIRL DAMNIT......

JEHOVAH IS OUT THERE, THE CHIEF HIGH GOD OF THE ABRAHAMIC SHITSTORM, THE OLDEST LEVEL OF A GODLY SHITSTORM THAT EVER EXISTED AND DESPITE THIS GOD'S UNDERSTANDABLE "LANGUAGE CODE SWITCHING" THAT SHIFTED IN VARIOUS STAGES OF "ARCHAIC TO MODERNIZED VERBAL MANNERISMS" DEPENDING ON WHICH "NAME" HE WAS ACTUALLY USING TO ADDRESS OTHER GODS AND MORTALS, THIS GOD IN QUESTION WAS VERY PISSED OFF BY FREDERICK CHASE NOT BEING "PUNISHED, IN THE FIRST LIFETIME" FOR THAT TREATMENT OF ANNABETH TO FORCE ANNABETH CHASE TO "GAIN HUMANITY" LIKE THAT........

WHY JEHOVAH HIMSELF ALREADY RESURRECTED FREDERICK CHASE AND MADE THIS MAN GET A QUIRK THAT WAS EVERYTHING HE BELIEVED "ROBOT, THE QUIRK" WAS IN ANNABETH'S LIFE (IT WASN'T EVER DAMNIT) AND MADE SAID MAN QUIRK MADDENED IN SAID QUIRK SO BRUTALLY THE INSTANT FREDERICK CHASE WOKE UP IN HIS "CURSED SHAPE AND SOUL" HE COULDN'T ESCAPE FROM UNTIL AFTER HE FIGURED OUT "THE LESSON JEHOVAH WANTED THIS MAN TO LEARN".....…

FREDERICK CHASE CAME BACK 20 YEARS AGO NOW AND HE'S STILL QUIRK MADDENED IN HIS ZANKOKUNA QUIRK FOR GOOD REASON......

THOSE TWO TWINS, UH BOBBY AND MATTHEW CHASE, THOSE HALF-BROTHERS OF ANNABETH FROM THE DAD'S SIDE ARE ALSO BACK INTO THE PICTURE EVEN THOUGH ATHENA DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THEY WERE UP TO BUT THEY WERE TEENAGED BOYS IN EVERYTHING BUT CHRONOLOGICALLY LIKE STANDARD VITALITY QUIRK ZANINESS AND DID EVERYTHING TOGETHER......

JUST BECAUSE ANNABETH WAS BORN WITH A "EMOTIONLESS LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK" DIDN'T MAKE THAT QUIRK TRULY HEARTLESS DAMNIT.......

ATHENA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY "ADONAI" OR YA KNOW "DISCREET JEHOVAH", BUT OF COURSE NOBODY ELSE KNEW THAT YET AS THIS GOD WAS UNDERSTANDABLY CRYING.......

-------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"YEAH, SERIOUSLY DON'T FUCK OVER A CHILD IN WAYS THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING GOOD TO 'SAY OR DO' THEN DON'T SAY OR DO IT MOTHERFUCKER.......YEAH THIS IS PRECISELY WHY TRUE DIVINITY HIMSELF HAD TO FUCK OVER FREDERICK FOR SO LONG BECAUSE WHAT TRUE DIVINITY ACTUALLY 'WANTED' FOR ANNABETH OR HER TWO LITTLE BROTHERS FROM FREDERICK TO 'DO' TOWARDS FREDERICK WAS MURDER THIS MAN IN A JUSTIFIED SELF-DEFENSE SITUATION IN THE FIRST GO AROUND BUT INSTEAD FREDERICK 'WON SPIRITUALLY, DUE TO THIS MAN'S SOUL NOT REALIZING THAT ANNABETH'S CRAP WAS COMPLETELY BLAMELESS AND HEALTHY' AND THAT EXTREMELY PISSED OFF TRUE DIVINITY FOR GOOD REASON......YEAH, FREDERICK IS A VERY POWERFUL DICKWIPE AS A INSANE MAN BUT HE WAS LITERALLY JUST 'BEING THE OWN MONSTER OF HIS OWN SOUL'S MAKING' THAT THIS MAN WAS FINALLY STARTING TO 'UNDERSTAND THE PICTURE OF YOKI CULTURE/YOKO CULTURE OR HEALTHY QUIRKS THAT HAD THE ABILITY TO BECOME A LEGITIMATE YOKI PERSON IN FUCKING EVERYTHING' GUYS".......

*HEARTBROKEN SOBBING*.......

THAT'S HORRIBLE ADONAI......

THE FACT THIS MADE YOU "CUSS" IS SO HEARTBREAKING AND PAINFULLY FUCKED UP FOR AMY WHITEWATER AND THE FUCKING CHASE SIBLINGS TO ENDURE FROM A BIGOTED ASSHOLE TOWARDS YOKI CULTURE PEOPLE OR PEOPLE THAT HAD "YOKI PERSON SHAPESHIFTING QUIRKS" LIKE ANNABETH DAMNIT........

YEAH DON'T FUCK OVER LEGIT GOD BY USING "DEATH" TO ESCAPE FROM YOUR ACTUAL PUNISHMENT FOR "EXTREME TRAUMATIC QUIRKSIDE IN A CHILD THAT WAS FORCED TO GAIN HUMANITY TO ESCAPE FROM THE ABUSE".......

WHY THE FUCK DID ANNABETH ACTUALLY ALLOW THIS MAN "BACK IN HER LIFE" LIKE THAT?????

YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK IT, MAKE ANNABETH CHASE "BOUNCE BACK, BUT IN A WAY THAT MADE HER YOKI PERSON SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK THINGY DOMINANT AND IN A SANE WAY" JEHOVAH......

THE FACT THAT ANNABETH CHASE'S QUIRK WAS DESIGNED TO "HAVE YELLOW EYES, LIKE A DOGGO" IN HER FUCKING HUMANITY WAS EVEN MORE FUCKED UP BECAUSE IN HINDSIGHT, THALIA GRACE DAMN WELL KNEW "THE GUILTY PLEASURES" OF ANNABETH IN THE BACKGROUND THAT BECAUSE MORE BLATANT THE INSTANT FREDERICK CHASE FUCKING DIED THE FIRST TIME THANK GOD.......

YEE, ANNABETH CHASE'S QUIRK BE "A SWEET DOGGO" IN IT'S SHIT.......

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE CRYING BUT THIS MAN SHARPLY EXHALED LIKE HE WAS "CALMING HIMSELF DOWN TO PREVENT ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES FROM BLASTING INNOCENT PEOPLE" FOR GOOD REASON.......

-------------------------------------Katsuki POV-------------------------

"IT'S PAINFULLY HUMANIZING FOR ADONAI TO HAVE A HISTORY OF 'ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS' AND ESPECIALLY WHEN THAT SHIT RELATED TO CHILD ABUSE AND ESPECIALLY CHILD ABUSE THAT NEVER GOT PUNISHED OR WORSE, ACTUALLY GOT 'JUSTIFIED' WHENEVER IT NEVER WAS"........

YEAH AUNTIE INKO, THAT'S CORRECT AND HEAVEN GEEZER DIDN'T DESERVE THIS BULLSHIT FROM CRUEL CHASE DIPSHIT TOWARDS WISE GIRL IN PARTICULAR BECAUSE THIS DIPSHIT NEVER CONNECTED THE DOTS TO THE FACT THAT "YOKI PEOPLE OR PEOPLE THAT HAVE GENUINELY HEALTHY YOKI SHAPESHIFTING QUIRKS HAVE THE MENTAL HEALTH SAFEGUARDING AND PHYSIOLOGICAL PROTECTIONS WITHIN THEIR OWN NATURE TO ACTUALLY TANK CANNIBALISM AND OTHER FEROCIOUS SHIT" DAMNIT.......

YEAH, IF CRUEL CHASE DIPSHIT HAD A DAUGHTER THAT HAD A QUIRK THAT HAD "CANNIBAL SHIT, COMPLETELY UNSHIELDED AND INHUMAN AS HELL" THEN YEAH, HE WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY "CORRECT" BUT HE WASN'T AND DIVINE GEEZER KNEW THAT AND ROYALLY FUCKED OVER CRUEL CHASE DIPSHIT FOR GOOD REASON BY DEUS EX-MACHINA RESURRECTION BULLSHIT TO PUNISH HIM WITH "THE MONSTER OF HIS OWN MAKING" FOR 20 YEARS NOWADAYS......

YOKI AND YOKO CULTURAL PERSPECTIVES AND CULTURAL HERITAGES HIDDEN THEMSELVES FOR CENTURIES NOW TO SPECIFICALLY "AVOID A FREDERICK CHASE LOGIC"......

THAT'S FUCKED UP......

KATSUKI BAKUGOU, DITCHED SUBTLETIES BY PROJECTING HIS OWN THOUGHTS TO PEOPLE WITH HIS POWERFUL AS HELL QUIRK THAT HAD MULTIPLE QUIRK AWAKENINGS AND A APEX QUIRK AWAKENING WITHIN IT DUE TO FEROCIOUS BULLSHIT OVER THE YEARS.......

------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"I REALLY ADORE KATSUKI'S ENTIRE SOUL AND CHARACTER, ESPECIALLY NOWADAYS WHENEVER HE STOPPED BEING A LITTLE JERK TOWARDS IZUKU BEFORE HIGHSCHOOL DUE TO YA KNOW 'MATURITY' THANKFULLY"......

YEAH ADONAI, VALID SHIT.......

ALSO......

UH......

THIS EXPLAINS "THINGS" REGARDING SHOUTO DANG IT......

APPARENTLY DESPITE ALL THE SICK QUIRK MARRIAGE UNION SPAWNED DEFORMED BULLSHIT AT BIRTH, SHOUTO TODOROKI'S ENTIRE "CRYPTID SHIT, EVEN THE CANNIBALISTIC THING" WAS FUCKING BORN HEALTHY AND COMPLETELY BATSHIT......

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE ENTIRE PLANET EXCEPT FOR SHOUTO BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING IN AMUSEMENT.......

-------------------------------------Enji POV-------------------------

"THE CHASE FAMILY TACKLED THIS ISSUE INCORRECTLY AS THE TODOROKI FAMILY TACKLED THIS ISSUE CORRECTLY AND THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO FAMILIES REGARDING YOKI SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK STUFF GUYS".......

*HAPPY CRYING*......

THANK YOU FOR VALIDATING ENJI'S ENTIRE SHIT ADONAI EVEN THOUGH ENJI DIDN'T KNOW THAT "THE CRYPTID/CRITTER SHOUTO" WAS PHYSICALLY HEALTHY DANG IT........

NOBODY KNEW THAT SHIT WAS HEALTHY IN SHOUTO AND OF COURSE NOT, BECAUSE HE WAS BORN FROM A GODDAMN QUIRK MARRIAGE UNION AND WHENEVER A QUIRK MARRIAGE UNION SPAWNED DEFORMED PERSON HAD "UNHEALTHY BLOOD-BASED QUIRK SHIT" THEY IMMEDIATELY DO "THE CANNIBAL THING" TO INEFFECTIVELY SATE QUIRK SHIT.......

Enji Todoroki AKA Endeavour blinked and he saw that Shouto was FUCKING GONE, like his son just BLINKED OUT OF EXISTENCE.......

WHERE THE FUCK IS ENJI'S CRYPTID SON RIGHT NOW??????

*AMUSED CHUCKLING FROM ADONAI IN THE GROUP CHAT FOR GOOD REASON*......

ENJI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR SHOUTO BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING IN JOY.......

--------------------------------------Shouto POV-------------------------

Shouto Todoroki was excited as hell as he had successfully warped into New York City.......

YES......

SHOUTO TODOROKI HAS OFFICIALLY BROKEN OUT OF JAPANESE CONTAINMENT.......

*SLIGHTLY NERVOUS LAUGHING FROM THE MORAI SISTERS IN THE GROUP CHAT FOR SOME REASON*......

------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"NO!!!! GO BACK TO YOUR ISLAND UNTIL YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO REIGN IN YOUR CRYPTID CRAP AS A FUCKING GODLING NOW LITTLE ONE!!!!!! GO BACK INTO CONTAINMENT WHILE WE TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HECK WE HAD TO DO WITH YOKI/YOKO CULTURAL PERSPECTIVES AND CULTURAL HERITAGES AND ANY PERSON WHO HAD 'YOKI ESSENCE QUIRKS' NOW THAT WE KNOW THAT INFORMATION DANG IT!!!!! THIS IS LIKE THE WORST PLACE TO BREAK CONTAINMENT FIRST IN YOUNG ONE!"......

*FEROCIOUS LAUGHTER FROM ADONAI IN THE GROUP CHAT FOR DAMN GOOD REASON AS A RESPONSE TO THE MORAI SISTERS' GENUINE NERVOUS TITLE BLURB THING*........

THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS......

LIKE JUST IMMEDIATELY BREAKING CONTAINMENT RIGHT SMACK DAB AT "THE MORAI SISTERS' PANICKY DOORSTEP" LIKE THAT IS UNHINGED AND FEROCIOUS BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THAT EVERYONE ELSE KNOWS OF "THE TODOROKI GREMLIN" FROM YOUR ASS SHOUTO.......

BRO, YOU JUST STARTED HIGH SCHOOL LESS THAN A WEEK AGO NOW AND THE INSTANT YOU GOT PHYSICALLY HEALTHY, YOU STARTED TO BE MORE OF A "CREATURE" IN YOUR FUCKING TEENAGED LOGIC DUMMY.......

NOBODY IS FOOLED BY YOUR "DIGNIFIED RICH KID AURA" FOR ONE MOMENT EVER SINCE YOU BECAME 12 YEARS OLD DWEEB........

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR SHOUTO BY KATSUKI WHILE LAUGHING IN FERAL GLEE FOR GOOD REASON.......

----------------------------------Touya POV-------------------------

"WHY I DUB THE FOLLOWING TODOROKI FAMILY SHITSTORM THIS WAY......

TOUYA TODOROKI: CUNT CRYPTID DUMBASS

FUYUMI TODOROKI: SPOOKY CRYPTID BADASS

NATSUO TODOROKI: OBSIDIAN CRYPTID DUMBASS

SHOUTO TODOROKI: PINK CRYPTID DUMBASS

SHUT UP I'M NOT GOING TO CHANGE IT"......

*ANNOYED GROWLING*.......

YOU'RE NOT FAMILY, YOU LITTLE TWERP.....

YOU DON'T HAVE THE "CUNT ADDRESS PRIVILEGES" YET BRAT......

IF YOU WANT TO CALL TOUYA "A CUNT, AFFECTIONATELY" EVEN THOUGH IT'S ACCURATE AS FUCK, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO SOMETHING FOR TOUYA TO "EARN THE RIGHT" TO CALL TOUYA "THE CUNT" LIKE THAT RANDOM BRAT......

TOUYA PROJECTED HIS OWN THOUGHTS TO PEOPLE FOR GOOD REASON......

------------------------------------Rei POV-------------------------

"I'M GOING TO GET OUT OF THIS MAN'S EXTRA TERRITORY IN THE MOST FERAL WAY POSSIBLE SO I CAN CALL HIS SHIT OUT CORRECTLY!"......

*AWKWARD LAUGHING*......

TOUYA, REI LOVED YOU DEARLY BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, EVERYONE THAT'S POLITE OR RUDE IS CALLING YOU "THE CUNT MAN" OR "THE CUNT SON OF ENDEAVOUR" CONSTANTLY THE MOMENT YOU "WALKED INTO THE PICTURE" IN YOUR FIRST GLOBAL GROUP CHAT APPEARANCE AND THE CONSTANT "INNER COMMENTARY, FROM SHOUTO" ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE "SHIT" TOUYA.......

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "DEROGATORY CUNT" AND "AFFECTIONATE CUNT" IN YOUR PERSPECTIVE SINCE YOU HAVE WHOLEHEARTEDLY USE THAT WORD TO EXTREMELY ACCURATELY "SELF IDENTIFY" AS TOUYA??????

REI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING IN MISCHIEF......

-------------------------------------Nemuri POV-------------------------

"DEPENDS ON MY MOOD AND MY ASSESSMENT OF YOUR CHARACTER"......

THANK YOU FOR LETTING PEOPLE KNOW THAT TOUYA TODOROKI AKA FOXFIRE......

IT'S CLUNKY AS HELL BUT YOU UNINTENTIONALLY VALIDATED KATSUKI BAKUGOU'S ENTIRE "TITLE OR EPITHET LOGIC" BY EITHER SCORNING OR ACCEPTING A PERSON CALLING YOU "CUNT" SIR.....

HOWEVER DAMNIT IS ANYONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW KATSUKI BAKUGOU HAD "MORE POWER" THEN HE LEAD PEOPLE TO BELIEVE????

NEMURI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY DR. INKO MIDORIYA WHILE HUMMING IN A SCOLDING TYPE OF WAY TOWARDS KATSUKI BAKUGOU FOR GOOD REASON......

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"THE GENDER EXPRESSION BINARY IS A ILLUSION, IT'S THE SOUL THAT MATTERS, REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU WEAR OR WHAT KIND OF GLAMOR YOU USE ON YOUR FACE, WHAT YOUR ACTUAL SOUL'S DESIGN IS THE IMPORTANT THING HERE!!!! I'M A REGULAR OL' SALTY DUMBASS, THAT'S WHAT I AM BUT CLOTHES DON'T HAVE A GENDER DAMNIT BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT ALIVE OR CAPABLE OF SAPIENT THOUGHT!!!!! PLEASE, I NEVER LIED ABOUT ABOUT MY SOUL'S ENTIRE EXISTENCE BUT THAT DIDN'T MEAN I ALWAYS APPEARED LIKE 'A DUMBASS' FUCKING IDIOTS!"......

*ODDLY WHOLESOME AND UNDERSTANDABLY DELIGHTED LAUGHTER FROM EVERY SINGLE "LGBT PERSON" ON THE PLANET THAT HAD TELEPATH POWERS FOR THE RANDOM CRAP KATSUKI BAKUGOU AIRDROPPED INTO THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS FOR REALLY GOOD REASON*.......

OR IF YOU WANT THE VERY SHORTENED AND MORE HILARIOUS TITLE BLURB THING FROM ADONAI'S OWN AUTHENTIC SHIT......

"CIS BOY INFINITE/A TEENAGE BOY THAT CAN APPEAR LIKE A TEENAGE GIRL BUT NEVER LIED OR MADE PEOPLE BE TRICKED BY HIS AWKWARD PHILOSOPHY REGARDING CLOTHES, BODY APPEARANCE, OR SLIGHT MANNERISMS THAT MAY BE TYPICALLY ASSOCIATED TO GIRLS OR WOMEN".......

THERE'S A VERY SPECIAL TYPE OF "GENDER ENLIGHTENMENT" THIS RANDOM TEENAGE BOY UNLOCKED DAMNIT.......

THIS DIDN'T ANSWER MIDNIGHT'S QUESTION KATSUKI BAKUGOU BUT YOU VALIDATED SO MANY PEOPLE BY BEING "MORE CISGENDER MALE, THEN MOST MEN" DANG IT......

BASICALLY SPEAKING, WHOMEVER YOU CONSTANTLY DICKED WITH OVER THE YEARS WHILE "LOOKING, SOUNDING, AND ESPECIALLY ACTING LIKE A GIRL" THEY SAW YOU AS A "TRANSGENDER BOY, THAT HASN'T TRANSITIONED OR COULDN'T PHYSICALLY TRANSITION TO APPEAR MORE MASCULINE" KATSUKI BAKUGOU.......

GET SOME SLEEP, YOU FERAL TEEN BOY......

SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING IN JOY.......

-----------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"OI SOMETIMES I FIGHT AGAINST BULLSHIT WITHOUT CLOTHES AND LOOKING LIKE 'A BADASS, COMPLETELY PHYSICALLY' TO DEMONSTRATE HOW FUCKING STUPID CLOTHES ARE IN GENERAL AND ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU TRY TO ASSIGN A GODDAMN 'GENDER, TO SOMETHING NOT ALIVE' AIZAWA SENSEI".......

*FEROCIOUS LAUGHTER FROM MULTIPLE "LGBT TEENAGERS" IN THE GROUP CHAT FOR DAMN GOOD REASON*........

YOU'RE NOT ANSWERING THE ORIGINAL QUESTION FROM MS. KAYAMA BUT DAMNIT YOU ARE EXPANDING UPON YOUR OWN ENTIRE "CIS BOI INFINITY LOGIC" REGARDING YOUR ENTIRE "SHIT" KATSUKI......

ALL YOU'RE ACTUALLY TELLING PEOPLE IS "OH YEAH, A DICK IS JUST A SUGGESTION WITH ME BUT I'M STILL A CIS BOY BECAUSE I WAS BORN A BOY PHYSICALLY AND I SPIRITUALLY AFFIRM THAT TO BE MY TRUTH" KATSUKI BAKUGOU.......

NO WONDER WHY ADONAI HAD TO CLASSIFY YOUR ENTIRE SHIT AS "CIS BOY INFINITE" LIKE THAT KATSUKI.......

THERE'S GOING TO BE A RANDOM ASSED "PRIDE FLAG OR PIN" TO SPECIFICALLY DESCRIBE "CISGENDER BOY INFINITE OR CISGENDER GIRL INFINITE" PERIOD KATSUKI BECAUSE YOU GOTTA HAVE YOUR OWN FLAG FOR THAT IDENTITY DAMNIT.......

WHO ARE YOU IN A PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK HOLDING FAMILY SHITSTORM BECAUSE YOU DEFINITELY HAVE THAT KIND OF BACKGROUND IN YOUR LIFE KATSUKI......

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING IN JOY.......

---------------------------------Tenya POV-------------------------

"ALEX AND MAGNUS REALLY ADORE KATSUKI'S ENTIRE CRAP FOR GOOD REASON"......

BRO NO, WHY NORSE MYTHOLOGY PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK HOLDING FAMILY BULLSHIT BAKUGOU-KUN?????

OF COURSE YOU WOULD INTERACT WITH THE MOST "UNHINGED AND FEROCIOUS" PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER FAMILY SHITSTORM OPTION DAMNIT........

ANSWER THE ORIGINAL QUESTION OF MIDNIGHT SENSEI DAMNIT BAKUGOU-KUN......

TENYA IIDA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING IN GLEE.......

-------------------------------------Katsuki POV-------------------------

"SO YOU KNOWN US AS 'THE THREE NORNS' FIRST KATSUKI BAKUGOU.....SEE WE ARE 'THE MORAI, THE NORNS, AND THE HEMSUT' BUT IT'S JUST DIFFERENT EXPRESSIONS OF FATE ITSELF, A UNIVERSALITY IN ANY CULTURE.....LIKE YES, WE WERE BORN AS 'MORAI' BUT WE ARE MORE THAN THAT......SO, WHO ARE YOU REALLY?".......

Instead of answering this dumbass question from The Fate Hags, Katsuki Bakugou chuckled as he fell asleep so swiftly and immediately.......

------------------------------------Mina POV-------------------------

"SO RUDE!!!!! LIKE WE GET IT BUT IT'S HIGHLY AGGRAVATING FOR YOU TO IGNORE OUR QUESTION HERE KATSUKI BAKUGOU!"........

*FEROCIOUS LAUGHTER*.....

CAN WE PLEASE GIVE BAKUGOU-KUN SOME "FEMALE SCHOOL UNIFORMS" JUST SO HE CAN "SWITCH IT UP" A LITTLE BIT?????

THIS IS BEAUTY, THIS IS GLAM, AND THIS IS APESHIT......

WAIT A MINUTE, ISN'T BAKUGOU-KUN'S PARENTS "FASHION DESIGNERS" IN OCCUPATION?????

QUIRKS ARE SCIENCE AND MODELED BY GENETICS CORRECT?????

"CLOTHING" IS SOMETHING THAT "ALL HUMANITY" WORE IF THEY WERE NOT MOWGLIZED TO BE COMFORTABLE.......

WITH THAT LOGIC IT'S NO WONDER WHY A TEENAGE BOY LIKE BAKUGOU-KUN WOULD HAVE A QUIRKED HUMAN TRAIN OF THOUGHT THAT SAID "THE GENDER EXPRESSION BINARY IS A ILLUSION"........

KEY WORD: EXPRESSION

WHEN THE BIBLE THAT ADONAI READS TOLD YOU TO "NOT WEAR WOMEN'S CLOTHES AS A MAN OR NOT WEAR MEN'S GARMENTS AS A WOMAN" JEHOVAH WASN'T TALKING ABOUT "CROSSDRESSING" HE WAS ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT "DON'T TRICK PEOPLE INTO BELIEVING SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT BY PRETENDING TO BE A DIFFERENT GENDER THAN YOUR SOUL" DAMNIT.......

JEHOVAH DIDN'T CREATE PEOPLE TO "SUFFER" DAMNIT......

KATSUKI BAKUGOU IS "CIS BOY INFINITE" NOT BECAUSE HE WAS ACTUALLY BORN A BOY OR THE FACT HE'S A CROSSDRESSER AND ABLE TO PHYSICALLY APPEAR LIKE A GIRL BUT RATHER, BECAUSE HE NEVER FUCKING LIED OR ALLOWED PEOPLE TO BE TRICKED BY THE FACT OF HIS SOUL AND CHARACTER AS A TEENAGE BOY EVEN THOUGH THEY WEREN'T SEEING PAST "THE SURFACE".......

MINA ASHIDO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN VERY DELIGHTED AGREEMENT......

-------------------------------------Inko POV-------------------------

"THAT'S COMPLETELY CORRECT AND WHY SATAN REALLY HATED KATSUKI IN PARTICULAR AND WANTED HIM TO BE FOOLED BY 'CLOTHING ILLUSION' FOR A SINGLE MOMENT TO DESTROY KATSUKI'S ENTIRE SOUL BEYOND HIS LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK'S INSTINCTIVE STUFF THAT HASN'T 'GAINED HUMANITY' YET".......

*HEARTBROKEN SOBBING FROM EVERY SINGLE "LGBT TEEN" IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS THAT HAD TELEPATH POWERS FOR GOOD REASON*.......

"SANE CLARITY".......

Dr. Inko Midoriya AKA The Alchemist/Alchimeia/Anima, focused her powers in her Renkin Kodama Quirk to form into a beautiful green light on her fingertips, channelling all the necessary "HUMAN MORALITY PRINCIPLES" for a Quirk and especially a Inhumanly Spirited Logic/Rationalization Quirk to "FULLY UNDERSTAND, INTERNALIZE, AND COMPREHEND FOR A HUMAN SOUL AND THEMSELVES TO NOT TRAUMATIZE THEMSELVES DUE TO NOT UNDERSTANDING SAID CONCEPTS TO STAY IN CONTROL", and then Inko immediately zapped Katsuki, who was already sleeping like a rock......

*IMMEDIATE AND BEAUTIFUL "GLASS SHATTERING" NOISES BLASTING THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS FOR REALLY GOOD REASON*.......

*ANGRY AND VENGEFUL "AURA" DIRECTED TOWARDS INKO'S ENTIRE EXISTENCE*.......

Adonai immediately blasted this "Angry Presence" by shouting sternly.....

"BEGONE SATAN!!!! DEPART FROM ME!!!!! YOU AND YOUR FALLEN ANGELS ARE NO LONGER ABLE TO SEE, HEAR, OR COMPREHEND THE GROUP CHAT FOREVERMORE!!!!!! ALL OF YOUR CRUEL AGENTS ON EARTH IN THE FORM OF THE MORIA FORCES AND THEIR VERY POWERFUL MORIA KING ARE ALSO NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO SEE, HEAR, OR COMPREHEND THE GROUP CHAT FOREVERMORE UNLESS I DIRECTLY ALLOW IT!!!!! NOW GO!"......

*TERRIFIED AND HORRIFIED PRESENCE BAILING OUT THE GROUP CHAT FOR GOOD REASON*.......

*ANNOYED AND GRUMPED VIBES FROM A TELEPATH POWER PRESENCE OF A SANE HUMAN MAN BUT HAD A GENUINE "BEGRUDGING ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND SOLIDARITY" TOWARDS ADONAI IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS FOR REALLY GOOD REASON*.....

------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"I MAY NOT UNDERSTAND ADONAI'S HAPHAZARD GENEROSITY BUT DAMNIT I DO 'UNDERSTAND' THIS MAN'S SOUL AS A SANE FIGURE THAT IS A FAIR AND REASONABLE JUDGE OF CHARACTER THAT PROBABLY ACTUALLY IS 'A LEGIT JUDGE' IN A LAW SETTING BECAUSE HIS ABILITY TO 'BE GENTLE AND STERN' DEPENDING ON THE SITUATION IS SOMETHING THAT YOU GOTTA HAVE LAW SCHOOL FOR".......

IT'S ANNOYING HOW THIS RANDOM VILLAINOUS DICKWIPE WAS USING THE GROUP CHAT INFORMATION TO GET "FREE ENEMY RECONNAISSANCE" WHILE NOBODY FUCKING REALIZED HE WAS "A THREAT" AND MORE ANNOYING HOW SAID MAN DISTORTED HIS TELEPATH VOICE TO MAKE A COMMENT........

HOWEVER DAMNIT THIS MORIA DIPSHIT HAD A GENUINE POINT ABOUT "THE INSIGHT INTO ADONAI'S TRUE IDENTITY" IN TERMS OF "OCCUPATION"......

IF AMY WHITEWATER DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ADONAI'S "TRUE IDENTITY" RIGHT NOW, SHE'LL BE ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE TO FIGURE THAT OUT BECAUSE SHE KNEW THAT "JEHOVAH HIMSELF WAS DEUS EX-MACHINA RESURRECTING THE CHASE FAMILY SHITSTORM FOR AT LEAST 20 YEARS AND OTHER BULLSHIT".......

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY AMY WHITEWATER WHILE HUMMING IN AGREEMENT......

Thalia Grace sighed tiredly as she finally went to sleep.......

Chapter Text

6AM......

ON AUGUST 6TH.......

Shouto Todoroki gulped nervously as all the students of U.A. High School like him saw the disturbing graffiti on The Villain Nullification Gate that surrounded said Pro Hero School that had the following message on the wall........

"DID YOU LIKE THAT SLUDGE DIPSHIT IN YOUR MOUTH RANDOM TRANNY FAGGOT?!"........

Of course, Bakugou, who was completely absent right at the moment but this terrible "Message" was clearly addressed to "BAKUGOU" but there was this "Dangerous and Looming Anger Aura" that Shouto didn't have the courage to talk about and that viewpoint was clearly shared by EVERYONE ELSE THAT WAS A U.A. HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT as all of these kids were just nervously quiet due to "Danger Sense" blaring in everybody and especially Shouto.......

Aizawa Sensei was extremely annoyed whenever he saw this bullshit from a random Dickwipe towards Bakugou like that.....

Shouto was nervous whenever Bakugou finally walked into the frame, with the most beautiful and gorgeous light brown eyes like the color of sand and wearing his typical masculine clothing, as this kid had the most neutral and oddly "Emotionally Dead" type of facial expression which was far worse then any type of negative emotion.........

Bakugou exhaled before saying in a completely flat and annoyed voice that definitely told everybody that HE KNEW EXACTLY WHO DID THIS........

"OF COURSE THIS WOULD HAPPEN......UGH, IT'S NOT SURPRISING LYKTARASSINN WOULD IMMEDIATELY POP IN MIDGARD TO ANNOY ME AFTER I TALKED ABOUT THE SEMANTICS OF HOW STUPID THE GENDERING OF FUCKING CLOTHES OR TRADITIONAL GENDER EXPRESSION IS......MOST TROLLMIDINGS AND ESPECIALLY FULL BLOODED TROLLS DON'T LIKE 'TRICKSY PEOPLE' AND ESPECIALLY IF SAID PEOPLE ARE KNOWN FOR 'SHAPESHIFTING' LIKE MY SHIT TECHNICALLY SPEAKING".......

Iida was dying from laughter as he said....

"WHO THE HELL NAMED THEIR CHILD 'STINKBUTT' LIKE THAT BAKUGOU-KUN?"......

Bakugou chuckled in a very nonchalant way before saying to Iida......

"YEAH, NAMING CONVENTIONS FOR FULL BLOODED TROLLS ARE WACK AS SHIT SERIOUSLY HOWEVER, ANY HYBRIDIZED CHILD OF A HUMAN/MIDGARDIAN HAD TO BE REFERRED TO AS 'SOMETHING + YASHA' SINCE 'YASHA' IS ANCHORING SOUL WORD FOR ANY HYBRIDIZED CHILD OF HUMANITY THAT BASICALLY TRANSLATED INTO 'BIRACIAL' SPOOKY CLASS PRES".......

Aizawa Sensei calmly asked Bakugou.......

"LOOK KATSUKI BAKUGOU THESE PEOPLE FROM THE DAVENPORT FAMILY SHITSTORM AS PEOPLE NOW KNOW 'THE NORSE MYTHOLOGY PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK HOLDING FAMILY SHITSTORM' TO BE ARE GOING TO BOTHER YOU SINCE THEY NOW KNOW THAT YOU HAVE BEEN DICKING WITH THEM FOR YEARS NOW......SO, WHO ARE YOU IN RELATION TO THE ENTIRE DAVENPORT FAMILY SHITSTORM AND ESPECIALLY WITH MAGNUS CHASE AND ALEX FIERRO?".......

Shouto chuckled as he saw Bakugou's now sane and humanized Light Brown eyes sparkling in a "Feminine Appearing Light" as everyone else from U.A. High School watched as this extremely apeshit Infinite Cisgender Boy transform his physical body to appear like a very gorgeous and muscular teenage girl with Ash Blonde hair that went down to his waist, flawless and immaculate clawed fingernails that was painted with black nail polish, and thick red eye markings like eye shadow but completely natural for him......

*EXCITED AND FEROCIOUS LAUGHTER AND SOBBING IN JOY FROM A FUCKTON OF RANDOM PEOPLE THAT CLEARLY CAME FROM THE DAVENPORT FAMILY SHITSTORM IN THE GROUP CHAT*.......

Bakugou chuckled as he told everybody in the most beautifully ferocious and playfully feminine sounding voice in his random assed "Feminine Appearing Disguise Form" that's immune to Transformation Straining......

"OH YOU KNOW, I'M JUST A CLASSY 'SON' OF A BITCH AFTER ALL.......IF YOU MUST KNOW, I CALLED MYSELF BY THE ENGLISH ALIAS OF 'HART BATTALION' AROUND DAVENPORT FAMILY SHITSTORM PEOPLE BUT, MY TRUEST NAME AND IDENTITY CAN'T BE REVEALED YET.....TROLLS, THE TROLLMIDINGS IN PARTICULAR, AND OTHER FAE FOLK KNOW SUCH THINGS ABOUT ME AND MOST OF THEM HATE HOW I REIGNED IN THEIR ASSES TO BE A COHERENT AND UNITED CULTURAL HERITAGE AND BACKDROP NOT BY 'GRAND BATTLE OR WAR CONQUEST' BUT I TRICKED THEM ALL TO MAKE ME THEIR KING....HOW I BECAME THE GRAND KING OF THE FAE FOLK, WAS IN A SPIRITUALLY PURE AND AUTHORIZED WAY WITH DIVINE GEEZER IN HINDSIGHT BECAUSE I HAD THAT 'ANOINTING SHIT' PRIOR TO SUCH THINGS AND I WAS INSTRUCTED BY MULTIPLE PROPHECY QUIRK WELDER PEOPLE ON HOW TO TAKE THE LONG COVETED MOSSHEART THRONE FOR MYSELF AS ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING BUTT HURT BY HOW THEY 'WANTED A KING, BUT DIDN'T LIKE WHO THEY GOT' FROM DIVINE GEEZER IN HINDSIGHT"......

Aizawa Sensei thanked Bakugou for this extremely powerful insight into his LEGIT ROYAL STATUS with "FAE CULTURE" damnit........

--------------------------------Magnus POV-------------------------

"LOOK, FAE CULTURE WAS SUPPOSED TO 'LET GOD BE THEIR KING' AND HAVE JUDGES APPOINTED BY TRUE DIVINITY HIMSELF TO GUIDE SAID PEOPLE ALL THROUGHOUT THE 9 NORSE WORLDS LIKE THAT......HOWEVER NO, THESE PEOPLE LOST THEIR FAITH IN GOD AND HAD THEIR HEARTS TURN TO 'FALSEHOODS', THUS STARTED TO WHINE AND COMPLAIN TO A ELDERLY OBERON FOR 'A REAL KING TO LEAD US AND TO BE A SYMBOL OF OUR GLORY' AND AFTER OBERON, A TRUE PROPHET AND JUDGE FOR GOD, GOT SO FED UP WITH SAID COMPLAINTS, HE TOLD THESE FAE PEOPLE.....

"FINE, YOU WILL HAVE YOUR KING!!!! A KING, WHO WOULD TAKE YOUR SONS FOR HIS ARMY, YOUR DAUGHTERS FOR HIS SERVICE, YOUR LAND AND PROPERTY FOR HIMSELF!!!! A KING, WHO WOULD TAKE A TENTH OF YOUR BEST PRODUCE AND FLOCKS!!!! WHEN YOU PEOPLE EVENTUALLY CRY OUT AGAINST THE KING GOD WILL CHOSE OVER YOU, GOD WOULD NOT ANSWER YOU IN THAT DAY!".......

SEE OBERON AS A FAE PROPHET OF TRUE DIVINITY TOWARDS FAE CULTURE, HE KNEW TRUE DIVINITY'S HISTORY AND WAS DIRECTLY QUOTING SAMUEL FROM THE TIME OF JUDGES FROM ISRAEL AND HOW THEY WERE WHINING ABOUT THE SAME THING TOWARDS SAMUEL BACK THEN GUYS.....THERE'S NOTHING NEW UNDER THE SUN EVER GUYS, HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF AND WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO UNTIL TRUE DIVINITY HIMSELF MADE HIS ETERNAL GLORY AND IMMORTAL KINGDOM ENDURE FOREVER AND AFTER HE CAST SATAN INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE FOREVERMORE".......

THAT'S SO AWFUL ADONAI, BUT YEAH TRUE DANG IT.....

YEAH FAE CULTURE GOT THEIR "KING WISH" BUT THEY IMMEDIATELY HATED IT BECAUSE WHO "OBERON ANOINTED AND WHO LEGIT GOD SPONSORED FOR THE JOB" WAS A VERY POWERFUL TRICKSTER AND SHAPESHIFTER THAT NEVER LIES ABOUT THE IMPORTANT SHIT ABOUT HIMSELF, HIS MORALITIES, OR HIS CHARACTER.......

OBERON DIDN'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FROM HIS PEOPLE LIKE THAT AS OLD MAN......

YEAH NO WONDER WHY ADONAI HAD TO CALL OBERON AS "A PROPHET AND JUDGE FOR GOD" IF THIS ELDERLY FAE MAN "KNEW JEHOVAH'S SHIT, KNEW JEHOVAH'S LEGITIMATE HISTORICAL CRAP IN JEWISH CULTURE, AND KNEW JEHOVAH'S JEWISH ORIGINS AS IT WERE WELL ENOUGH TO QUOTE A OLDER PROPHET FROM WAY BEFORE QUIRKS EXISTED VERBATIM" IS TELLING OF OBERON'S INTEGRITY HERE......

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THESE WHINY AND PISSY BABIES ARE DOING......

"CRYING OUT AGAINST THE KING, BUT JEHOVAH ISN'T GOING TO FUCKING ANSWER THEM ABOUT SAID BULLSHIT BECAUSE THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANTED DAMNIT"......

JEHOVAH HIMSELF WOULDN'T CHOOSE A "DISCONNECTED KING" FROM A CULTURE HE'S GOING TO RULE OVER......

ENTER STAGE RIGHT: KATSUKI BAKUGOU, A BIRACIAL FAE/HUMAN KID

MAGNUS CHASE'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR KATSUKI BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN AGREEMENT.......

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"U.A. HIGH SCHOOL HAS A LOT OF 'HUMANIZED HYBRIDIZED STUDENTS' TO THE POINT OF BEING A MAJORITY GUYS, THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF U.A. HIGH SCHOOL GUYS".......

THAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL AND VALIDATING TO HEAR A POWERFUL AND GENUINE MOUTHPIECE FOR "LEGIT GOD" BOTH IN CHARACTER AND EXECUTION OF ACTIONS THE MOMENT YOU REALIZED THAT "DR. INKO MIDORIYA WASN'T BEING A BITCH FOR NO REASON AND DID A VERY POWERFUL AND LEGENDARILY WONDERFUL 'HEROIC SACRIFICE' BOTH IN QUIRK POWER BRIEFLY AND MORE IMPORTANTLY IN HER ANONYMOUS NATURE PERMANENTLY ON GLOBAL TELEVISION TO SAVE A CHILD FROM BULLSHIT" ADONAI........

WHO ARE YOU, LIKE REALLY SIR?????

WHAT IS YOUR "JOB" AT LEAST ADONAI?????

SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING IN JOY......

---------------------------------Theodore POV-------------------------

"I WILL ADMIT I'VE TRULY DONE MANY THINGS THAT CAN BE CONSIDERED TO BE 'WORKS AND JOB ROLES' BUT, NOWADAYS, I'M MORE OF A DOCTOR IN EXECUTION REGARDING MY DIRECT INTERVENTIONS AND INSIGHTS EVEN THOUGH YES I HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF MANY THINGS, WHY MY FRIENDS AND SERVANTS SOMETIMES CALL ME THIS, TO REFER A VERY WISE FIGURE FROM A INSIGHTFUL TV SHOW FROM AMERICAN CULTURE DURING THE DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA......

"WAN SHI TONG: HE WHO KNOWS TEN THOUSAND THINGS".......

SEE THAT CHARACTER IN QUESTION WAS FROM AVATAR, THE LAST AIRBENDER AND WAS DEPICTED AS A OWL SPIRIT THAT COULD GAIN SERPENTINE TRAITS WHENEVER HE WAS RIGHTEOUS AND JUSTIFIED IN HIS RAGING TOWARDS PEOPLE EVEN THOUGH IF SAID CHARACTER WAS A REAL SAPIENT BEING IN QUIRKED HUMANITY, HE WOULD BE A VERY LARGE QUIRKED OWL, WITH A VERY POWERFUL PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK THAT HAD 'KNOWLEDGE AND LIBRARIES' AS THE MAIN CORE TENETS OF HIS POWER.....WHEN THE TIME COMES, I WILL SHED THIS NAME AND BESTOW IT TO A WORTHY QUIRKED OWL TO GRANT HIM MIGHTY STRENGTH AND IMMORTALITY TO BE A ANIMAL FAMILIAR TO A BORN SAPIENT BEING WITH A PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK".....

IS THIS A GIFT FOR ATHENA PERHAPS?????

THE FACT THAT YOU CAN "GAIN" OR "SHED" NAMES AND TITLES OR LITERAL GODLY ASPECTS WITHOUT ANY PAIN OR HARM TOWARDS YOUR ESSENCE IS PRETTY PHENOMENAL AND RARE FOR A GOD THAT PROBABLY CAME FROM THE FACT THAT YOU WERE "A HERMES-LIKE SPEAKER FIGURE, FOR THE CHIEF HIGH GOD OF THE ABRAHAMIC SHITSTORM, THE OLDEST GODLY PANTHEON SHITSTORM OUT THERE" ADONAI......

THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR ROLE HERE ADONAI, IT'S IMPORTANT BECAUSE UNLIKE MOST GODS, JEHOVAH HIMSELF CAN'T DIRECTLY "COMMUNICATE WITH LESSER GODS AND ESPECIALLY MORTALS, WITHOUT UNINTENTIONALLY BLOWING SHIT UP DUE TO HIS AURA BEING TOO POWERFUL EVEN FOR LESSER GODS AND GODDESSES TO WITHSTAND".......

ALSO APPARENTLY ATHENA HAD CONFIRMED THAT "LANGUAGE DIALECT ISSUES" ARE IN JEHOVAH'S LEGITIMATE VERBAL MANNERISMS DEPENDING ON WHAT NAME HE WAS ACTUALLY "CHOOSING" TO TALK TO PEOPLE AND OF COURSE JEHOVAH WOULD HAVE A SPEAKER AND MESSENGER GOD FOR HIM TO "TRANSLATE THE SHIT" YA KNOW......

ZEUS PROJECTED HIS OWN THOUGHTS TO PEOPLE FOR GOOD REASON.......

-------------------------------------Inko POV-------------------------

"DESPITE THE DELUSIONAL DELIVERY FROM THEODORE HERE, IT'S PRETTY ACCURATE AND VERY CLOSE TO HOW TRUE DIVINITY WORKED, BUT TRUE DIVINITY IS 'SINLESSNESS AND HOLINESS INCARNATE, ABLE TO DO ANYTHING BUT SIN', TRUE DIVINITY CAN SPEAK TO PEOPLE IN A MODERN DAY UNDERSTANDING, BUT HIS 'VOICE' IS 'A STILL AND SMALL VOICE' GUYS".......

INKO LOVED HOW ADONAI IMMEDIATELY GOT QUIETER WHENEVER HE WAS ACTUALLY DESCRIBING "JEHOVAH'S VOICE" IN THE GROUP CHAT LIKE THAT TO THE POINT WHERE HE UNINTENTIONALLY GOT "TOO SOFT IN A WHISPER" LIKE THAT DANG IT.......

*GOOFY AND EXTREMELY QUIET SNICKERING FROM SOMEONE "LARGER-THEN-LIFE" IN INKO'S SOUL*.....

GOD??!!!!!

*INDESCRIBABLE BUT INTELLIGENT WHISPERS TOWARDS INKO'S SOUL*......

Dr. Inko Midoriya cupped her ear to try to "HEAR THIS POWERFUL FIGURE TALK", who's voice was EXTREMELY ACCURATE IN THE BIBLICAL DESCRIPTION AND ADONAI'S OWN AUTHENTIC DESCRIPTION of Jehovah's Voice damnit.......

*SLIGHTLY CLEARER BUT STILL EXTREMELY SOFT AND SOOTHING WHISPERING FROM JEHOVAH'S LEGITIMATE BULLSHIT IN INKO'S SOUL*.......

SPEAK UP PLEASE SIR!!!!!!

NOBODY CAN HEAR YOU CLEARLY SIR!!!!

*GOOFY AND WHOLESOME BUT EXTREMELY QUIET SNICKERING FROM JEHOVAH HIMSELF IN INKO'S SOUL*.......

------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"DIRECT AND INDISCREET TRUE DIVINITY SPEAKING ATTEMPT: D-, TRY AGAIN LATER INKO".....

*AWKWARD LAUGHING*......

ADONAI, YOU DID THE ALCHEMIST A DIRTY BY "GRADING THE SHIT" FROM HER "HEARING" LIKE THAT SIR......

LIKE EVERYONE ELSE GOT "THE ALCHEMIST'S PERSPECTIVE" IN REAL TIME REGARDING "JEHOVAH'S LEGITIMATE WHISPERING" LIKE THAT DANG IT.......

LIKE BRO, JUST BECAUSE YOU SOMEHOW MANAGED TO UNLOCK "JEHOVAH VOLUME CONTROL" TO ACTUALLY HEAR THIS GUY CHAT TO PEOPLE AND YOU, DIDN'T MEAN EVERYONE ELSE DID ADONAI......

WHAT WAS LEGIT GOD TRYING TO SAY TO DR. INKO MIDORIYA ADONAI?????

A beautiful and wonderful title card from Adonai's handwriting appeared on The Group Chat Screen that said as follows as a reply to Thalia's question....

"TRANSLATION......

"REJOICE, FOR I AM WITH THEE, I WILL OUTSTRETCH MY HAND TO BRING THY FIRSTBORN CHILD, O' IRONICALLY GREEN RABBIT TUNIC CLAD IZUKU, TO GLORIOUS HAPPINESS.....THY SON'S MISCHIEF IS UNINTENTIONALLY CHAFFING MY HEEL IN THINE UNREPENTANT FORNICATIONS, ESPECIALLY WHEN I GUIDED HEALING TO THINE SON INKO.....I DIDN'T REBUKE THY SON WHILE HE WAS INFIRMED AND DIDN'T COMPREHEND ME BUT I AM NOW SINCE HE IS THY HEALTH AND WITH THY TRUEST COMPREHENSION OF ME AND IF HE DOESN'T REPENT AND PRODUCE FRUITS IN KEEPING WITH REPENTANCE, I WILL SCOLD HIM DIRECTLY INKO".......

EVEN NOW, IZUKU IS UP TO MISCHIEF AND IS USING A ILLUSION TO MAKE IT APPEAR THAT HE WAS PRESENT AT THE GATE OF U.A. HIGH SCHOOL GUYS".......

Thalia Grace immediately fired a blunted arrow at "Izuku" and of course said thing poofed into a pile of green leaves.......

Everyone Else immediately got really irritated with Izuku's entire shit that Jehovah Himself was trying to TELL IZUKU'S MOM ABOUT......

DAMNIT STOP BEING "HORNY, INCORRECTLY" ACCORDING TO JEHOVAH'S LEGITIMATE BULLSHIT NOWADAYS BECAUSE HE'S CLEARLY "BEING MORE DIRECTLY INVOLVED WITH SHIT" AND WAS MAKING HIS CRAP MORE BLATANT TO PROBABLY STOP THE MORIA KING AND HIS BAND OF DIPSHITS BEFORE THOSE IDIOTS DESTROY EVERYTHING.......

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR IZUKU BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN VERY ANNOYED AGREEMENT.......

-------------------------------------Nemuri POV-------------------------

"QUESTION, WHY WOULD JEHOVAH HIMSELF CALL THAT BULLSHIT 'GREEN RABBIT COSTUME' SOMETHING LIKE 'IRONIC' ADONAI SIR?"......

VALID RESPONSE HERE MORAI SISTERS......

A informative Title Card from Adonai's handwriting appeared on The Group Chat that read as follows.....

"WELL, IZUKU HAS BEEN RUNNING AROUND, SEEMLY ACTING LIKE A MADLAD CHILD (HE'S NOT, YET) BY CONSTANTLY CONFOUNDING MORTAL MEN BY BEHAVING LIKE A DOG, TO THE POINT OF BIGOTED CONFUSION OF IZUKU'S DISGUISED SOUL NATURE AS A QUIRKED DOGGO FOR YEARS NOW GUYS......ALSO JUST FOR THE RECORD, EVERYONE IN U.A. HIGH SCHOOL THAT'S A STUDENT THIS YEAR HAS AT SOME POINT IN TIME, 'BEEN A VIGILANTE' PRIOR OR DURING THEIR STUDIES IN U.A. HIGH SCHOOL GUYS......THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH HAVING EVERY SINGLE STUDENT IN A HIGHSCHOOL BE NERUODIVERGENT, DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY RELATED TO A PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER IF NOT MULTIPLE, WITH LITTLE TO NO HEALTHY QUIRK COUNSELING SESSIONS FOR 'ANYTHING', BEING A HANYO/DAIHANYO/FULL BLOODED DAIYOKAI OR FAE FOLK/OTHERWORLDERS IN GENERAL LIKE ALFHELM PEOPLE EITHER BY BIRTH OR BY A TRANSFORMATION OR BEING SURROUNDED BY A MAJORITY OF HUMAN HYBRIDIZING FIGURES CONSTANTLY, HAVING HIDDEN TRAUMATIC BACKSTORIES THAT THEY REFUSE TO TALK ABOUT, HAVING A MAJORITY OF THEM HAVING VITALITY QUIRK ZANINESS THAT MADE THEM CHRONOLOGICALLY OLDER THAN 'MOST TEACHERS' IN SAID SCHOOL, ONLY TRULY ATTENDING SCHOOL TO EITHER RELIVE CHILDHOODS OR FIND ROMANCE, AND FINALLY HAVING SAID POPULATION OF TEENAGERS AND YOUNG ADULTS STOP GIVING HOOTS ABOUT 'POLITE LAWS' IN GENERAL.......WHY I HAD TO CLASSIFY THIS ENTIRE TRAINWRECK IN A SINGLE JAPANESE HIGHSCHOOL THIS.....

"THE U.A. HYAKKIYAGYO FAMILY CRAP"........

IT'S SO DUMB GUYS"......

Nemuri Kayama AKA Midnight immediately saw all of these students, most of them technically speaking COMMITING FELONIES by breaking "VITALITY SCHOOLING LAWS" by being U.A. students in the first fucking place this year, all of them that were present, looking like they all got their asses held up at gunpoint for damn good reason.......

Mirio Togata AKA Lemillon, who was kind of a "DE-FACTO LEADER" of U.A. Students as both a 3rd Year Student and also one of "The U.A. Big Three", rally these dumbass students by saying......

"THEY CAN'T EXPELL ALL OF YOU WITHOUT HAVING THE JAPANESE GOVERNMENT GETTING PISSED OFF DUE TO 'ATTENDANCE QUOTA FAILURE' GUYS!!!!! COME ON AND GO TO SCHOOL WITHOUT HINDRANCE PEOPLE!".......

Nemuri started dying from laughter as the entire student body of apeshit teenagers cheered in ferocious happiness "FOR SCHOOL" which was pretty uncharacteristic for "MOST HUMAN TEENAGERS, WHO ARE ACTUALLY CHRONOLOGICALLY HUMAN TEENAGERS" and more like "VITALITY QUIRK DWEEBS, WHO ARE BEING TOO DAMN GOOFY FOR THEIR OWN GOOD" as these dumbass students, most of them having Vitality Quirk Zaniness and thus completely breaking Japanese Vitality Schooling Laws, forced themselves to enter the damn school they invaded........

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"WELCOME GUYS, TO THE U.A. HYAKKIYAGYO FAMILY SHITSTORM THAT WE DEFINITELY DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IN OUR STRINGS REGARDING ANY OF THESE CHILDREN IN EVERYTHING BUT CHRONOLOGICALLY FOR THE MOST PART".......

*ANNOYED SPUTTERING*.....

VALID RESPONSE HERE MORAI SISTERS BECAUSE DAMNIT THERE'S A LOT OF "CHRONOLOGICAL AGED TEENAGERS, WHO GOT DENIED THE CHANCE TO BE U.A. HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS" DUE TO A FUCKTON OF RANDOM VITALITY QUIRK WELDER DICKERY TOWARDS JAPANESE CULTURE IN MOST OF THE STUDENTS THAT GOT ADMITTED INTO U.A. HIGH SCHOOL OFFICIALLY THIS YEAR DANG IT.......

THIS IS PRO HEROIC HIGHSCHOOL, NOT A PLAYGROUND AND DAYCARE CENTER DAMNIT......

OKAY TO PREVENT THIS TYPE OF BULLSHIT AGAIN, PEOPLE HAVE TO DO THESE THINGS......

1. MAKE CHRONOLOGICAL AGING SCREENINGS A MANDATORY REQUIREMENT FOR ANY HIGHSCHOOL STUDENT THAT GOT ADMITTED INTO SAID HIGHSCHOOL

2. MAKE SOME TYPE OF "VITALITY SAFE ZONE" FOR VITALITY QUIRK WELDER KIDS THAT WANTED THE ROUTINES, SOCIALIZATION, AND ESPECIALLY THE THERAPEUTICALLY CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT LIKE A HIGHSCHOOL THAT THEY WANTED IN THEIR LIVES AGAIN AFTER THEY MANAGED TO GET TO A POINT OF "EMOTIONAL MATURITY" TO RETURN TO A ENVIRONMENT LIKE A HIGHSCHOOL THAT THEY MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCES WITH AND WISHED TO HAVE A SECOND CHANCE AT A FUCKING "NORMALIZED CHILDHOOD"

3. MAKE IT POSSIBLE FOR ANY CURRENT "OLDIE U.A. HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT" TO EITHER "CHOOSE U.A. HIGH SCHOOL" OR 'CHOOSE A U.A. VITALITY SAFE ZONE" AFTER SAID ENVIRONMENT GOT CONSTRUCTED AND FINALIZED ON U.A. HIGH SCHOOL PROPERTY DAMNIT BECAUSE THERE'S A BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL REASON WHY ALL OF THIS VITALITY QUIRK WELDER ZANINESS IS BLASTING U.A. HIGH SCHOOL IN PARTICULAR THIS YEAR

4. ALLOW "OLDIES, IN A VITALITY SAFE ZONE" AND "NEWBIES, IN A GENUINE SCHOOL SETTING" BE ABLE TO INTERACT AND ENGAGE WITH EACH OTHER IN A MEANINGFUL AND THERAPEUTIC WAY

REMEMBER WITH THE EXCEPTION OF SATYR QUIRK WELDERS, WHO HAVE THEIR SHIT BE "BIRTH INVOKED, AT ALWAYS A HALF SEDATED RATE IN COMPARISON TO QUIRKLESS HUMANITY", VITALITY QUIRKS ARE "PUBERTY OR ADULTHOOD INVOKED" PEOPLE......

TEENAGEHOOD, AT THE VERY BEGINNING, SUCKS ASS FOR MOST PEOPLE.......

AFTER THE FIRST DECADE OF HANDLING IT THOUGH, MOST PEOPLE HAVE THAT KIND OF CHRONOLOGICAL EXPERIENCE TO "GO WITH THE FLOW" AND THAT'S ESPECIALLY TRUE FOR VITALITY QUIRK WELDERS......

IT'S KINDA ANNOYING HOW ADONAI IDENTIFIED THAT ONE OF THE MAIN MOTIVATIONS OF "THE OLDIE U.A. STUDENTS" TO BE IN SCHOOL IN THE FIRST PLACE WAS THE SAME DAMN REASON WHY VITALITY SCHOOLING LAWS ARE "THERE" TO BEGIN WITH......

"ONLY TRULY ATTENDING SCHOOL TO EITHER RELIVE CHILDHOODS OR FIND ROMANCE"......

KEY THING: FIND ROMANCE

YEAH, SCHOOL IS NOT A DATING CLUB/HOOKUP JOINT, YOU OLDIES......

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ENTER A GENUINE HIGHSCHOOL TO PRETEND TO BE A STUDENT, FIND A UNAWARE TEENAGE GOOBER THAT'S ACTUALLY "SUPPOSED TO BE THERE", HAVE STEAMY FUN, IMPREGNATE YOURSELF OR SOMEONE ELSE, AND THEN IMMEDIATELY BOLTING OUT OF THE PICTURE PERMANENTLY BEFORE YOU GET CAUGHT........

IT'S ACTUALLY A GENUINELY GOOD THING THAT "MOST CURRENT U.A. HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS, ARE OLDIES" RIGHT NOW IF THEY WERE ALL TRYING TO PULL "HORNY VITALITY CRIMES" TOWARDS PEOPLE BUT UNINTENTIONALLY WALKING INTO A ENVIRONMENT OF "POTENTIAL DATES" THAT COLLECTIVELY "UNDERSTOOD THE LOGIC" AND COULD DODGE "BEING PRANKED" CONSTANTLY.......

GODSPEED TO THIS LOGIC.......

SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE LAUGHING IN GLEE......

-------------------------------------Nemuri POV-------------------------

"SEE IT'S PRETTY GOOFY HOW TRUE DIVINITY TURNED STUFF AROUND TO MAKE THINGS FOR THE BEST".......

ALRIGHT NEMURI WILL BITE, WHERE'S ANNABETH CHASE, WHO'S DISGUISING HERSELF AS A U.A. HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT, NOTORIOUS FOR BEING THE WORSE ABOUT VITALITY SCHOOLING LAWS IN QUIRKED HUMAN HISTORY SINCE PERCY JACKSON ISN'T BACK YET TO REIGN IN HER SHIT, AND BEING A KINKY AND UNINTENTIONALLY FETISHIZING TEENAGE GIRL TOWARDS FULL BLOODED DAIYOKAI/YOKI PEOPLE THAT GOT RESURRECTED YEARS AGO CHRONOLOGICALLY???????

*FERAL LAUGHING FROM ADONAI IN THE GROUP CHAT FOR DAMN GOOD REASON*......

NEMURI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE ENTIRE PLANET EXCEPT "THE NAUGHTY GIRL" BY ADONAI WHILE DYING FROM LAUGHTER.......

------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"YEE TO NEMURI KAYAMA'S ENTIRE 'ANNABETH BRAINED LOGIC' THAT IMMEDIATELY CLOCKED ANNABETH'S ENTIRE 'RESURRECTED DEAL' EVER SINCE SHE POPPED BACK INTO THE PICTURE 35 YEARS AGO DANG IT".......

*HAPPY AND EXCITED LAUGHING AND CRYING IN UNDERSTANDABLE JOY FROM THE ENTIRE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM AND ESPECIALLY AMY WHITEWATER FOR DAMN GOOD REASON*......

ANNIE GIRL, THALIA LOVED YOU TO BITS, HOWEVER STOP IT......

STOP BEING UNINTENTIONALLY KINKED OUT FOR A ENTIRE ETHNIC GROUP TO THE POINT WHERE YOU LOST YOUR PREVIOUS "ROMANTIC LOYALTY" TO PERCY KINDA.......

NAUGHTY DOGGED OUT GIRL......

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR ANNABETH BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING IN AMUSEMENT......

-------------------------------------Annabeth POV----------------------

---------------5 Hours Later----------------------

11AM........

Annabeth Chase, in a logically disguised form that's immune to Transformation Straining that had Orange Hair and Teal Eyes, underneath the alias of "Itsuka Kendo" and she was internally and spiritually masterbating her soul's pussy as it were, towards her latest planned mate, a unaware Ogama Toad Daiyokai Boy by the name of Yosetsu Awase, a black haired boy with grey eyes with a very powerful Matter Fusion Quirk.......

Annabeth, who was getting uncharacteristically sleepy for some reason she didn't know why, heard extremely goofy and dorky laughing from her classmates (technically speaking obstacles in her determination to fuck a Ogama Toad Daiyokai Boy before bolting obviously) towards her for some reasoning she wasn't understanding, and Mr. Kan speaking in a playfully scolding tone of voice towards Annabeth......

"HELLO THERE GOOF, PEOPLE KINDA FIGURED OUT WHAT YOU WERE UP TO CONSTANTLY TOWARDS YOSETSU AWASE......HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO SWINDLE CLASS 1.B. INTO MAKING YOU 'CLASS PRESIDENT' WITH YOUR AUTHENTIC AMBITIONS HERE, YOU NAUGHTY TEENAGE GIRL?"........

WAIT WHAT??????

*SLUGGISHLY ANNOYED VIBES*.....

HANTA......

DID YOU RAT ANNABETH OUT??????

*IMPISH AND SNEAKY SNICKERING FROM HANTA IN ANNABETH'S BRAINS*.......

Before Annabeth could get up to WHOOP HER UNRULY TSUCHIGUMO DAIHANYO SON'S ASS, she got her ass put down into a very heavy sleep.......

-----------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"THANK YOU FOR THE ASSISTANCE IN FINALLY REIGNING YOUR MOTHER'S HORNY BULLSHIT HANTA SERO, YOU WONDERFUL TSUCHIGUMO DAIHANYO LEGACY OF ATHENA".......

*FEROCIOUS LAUGHTER*.......

WHY THE FUCK DID ANNABETH MAKE THE DUMBASS CALL OF HAVING "TWO TEENAGE SONS, A OLDIE NAMED HITOSHI SHINSOU THAT'S 30 YEARS OLD CHRONOLOGICALLY DAMNIT, AND A NEWBIE NAMED HANTA SERO THAT'S ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO BE IN SCHOOL AS A 15 YEAR OLD BOY CHRONOLOGICALLY" ACCOMPANY HER OWN HORNY SHIT TOWARDS POOR YOSETSU, WHO HAD ZERO IDEA THAT HE WAS ACTUALLY BORN A OGAMA TOAD DAIYOKAI KID THAT UNINTENTIONALLY MADE HER "INTERNALLY AND SPIRITUALLY MASTERBATE" (DON'T ASK THALIA GRACE HOW THE FUCK ANNABETH CAN ACTUALLY MASTERBATE WITHOUT ACTUALLY SCRATCHING HER PANTS) CONSTANTLY AROUND HIM??????

THAT'S SO STUPID ANNABETH......

ALL YOU DID WAS KNEECAP YOUR OWN HORMONAL EFFORTS BECAUSE BOTH YOUR SONS DON'T WANT "MOMMY TO GET FUCKED IN THEIR PRESENCE" ANNIE GIRL......

YEAH THIS WAS A HUBRIS THING IN YOUR SPECIFIC SHIT ANNABETH......

GETTING TOO COMFORTABLE AND COMPLACENT WITH REPEATED HORNY FUN SUCCESSES TOWARDS RANDOM AND COMPLETELY UNAWARE DAIYOKAI BOYS OVER THE 35 YEARS YOU'VE BEEN BACK ANNABETH CHASE........

YOU NEVER GOT CAUGHT UNTIL TODAY, YOU NAUGHTY GIRL DWEEB......

THE FACT THAT YOU, AT ONE POINT HAD OVERRIDDEN YOUR "HUMAN SOULED AND QUIRK INSTINCTIVE FEAR OF SPIDERY BULLSHIT" TO "SPAWN HANTA, A TSUCHIGUMO DAIHANYO KID" MEANT THAT YOU WERE GETTING TOO HORNY FOR MOST PEOPLE'S COMFORT AND ESPECIALLY PERCY'S RANDOM COMFORT, WHO GOT CONFIRMED BY ADONAI AND MULTIPLE OTHER PROPHECY QUIRK WELDERS HAVING PROPHECIES TO NOW BE BACK IN THE PICTURE AS FRESHLY RESURRECTED TEENAGE BOY THAT HAD "UNDERSTANDABLY JANKY AND UNINTENTIONALLY RUDE LOGIC" ABOUT YOUR "POLITE AND AWKWARDLY UNAWARE DOOFUS MONSTER LOVERS TECHNICALLY ANNABETH" IN A APPARENT QUOTE OF PERCY IN PARTICULAR ANNABETH CHASE.......

BRO STOP FUCKING TEENAGE BOYS THAT DIDN'T KNOW THAT THEY WERE FULL DAIYOKAI PEOPLE AND COULD DO SHIT LIKE FULL ON CANNIBALISTIC BULLSHIT THAT'S COMPLETELY BLAMELESS DUE TO YOKI ENERGY BULLSHIT WITHIN THEM WHILE YOU ON THE OTHER HAND, HAVING THE COMPLETE AWARENESS AND KNOWLEDGE OF HOW TO IDENTIFY THEM AND THEN WOO THEM IN A WAY THAT MADE THEIR SPECIFIC YOKI ENERGY "GEEK OUT" TOWARDS YOUR ENTIRE PUSSY ANNIE GIRL......

NAUGHTY GIRL DWEEB......

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY A EXTREMELY SCANDALIZED AND EMBARRASSED PERCY JACKSON, WHO WAS LEGIT CRYING.......

------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------

"HI THERE STEPDAD!"......

*EMBARRASSED CRYING BUT TRYING TO BE POLITE VIBES TOWARDS HANTA, THE LEGIT HALF TSUCHIGUMO DAIYOKAI SPIDER MONSTER TECHNICALLY KID OF ANNABETH'S THAT JUST CHATTED TO PERCY JUST NOW*.......

WHY????

WHY WAS PERCY "A SLOW WAKER/A VERY HEAVY SLEEPER" ACCORDING TO ADONAI'S OWN PHRASING WHENEVER HE TALKED ABOUT THE SEMANTICS OF FUCKING DEUS EX-MACHINA AND COMPLETE RESURRECTION TO PERCY A FEW HOURS AGO????

DANG IT, WHY DID PERCY FAIL ANNABETH SO HARD?????

LIKE WISE GIRL, WHERE DID YOUR SMARTS GO??????

WHAT IF THOSE RANDOM "PLANNED MATES" ACTUALLY REALIZED WHAT THE FUCK THEY "WERE" AND DECIDED TO BASICALLY SAY "YOU WANT TO 'EAT ME' EH???? HOW ABOUT I EAT YOU UP INSTEAD?" AND LURE YOU TO YOUR SECOND DEATH ANNABETH??.....

WHY DID YOU MAKE LEGIT GOD ALTER PERCY'S ENTIRE QUIRK'S BULLSHIT THAT NEVER GOT QUIRK MADDENED IN IT DURING THE FIRST LIFE THANKFULLY TO MAKE IT COMPLETELY HUMANLY SPIRITED BUT ALSO "A OMMI DAIYOKAI SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK" TO BASICALLY "SATE YOU" ANNABETH??????

WHY DID YOU TURN PERCY'S ENTIRE SEX LIFE REGARDING YOU BECOME SO KINKED OUT AND EMBARRASSING ANNABETH??????

PERCY'S THOUGHTS WERE SOMBERLY PROJECTED TO EVERYONE BY ADONAI WHILE RADIATING "A SOOTHING AND COMFORTING VIBE" TOWARDS PERCY FOR GOOD REASON.........

-------------------------------------Nemuri POV-------------------------

"DON'T TELL ANYONE THIS NEMURI BUT, IN CASE IF YOU DIDN'T NOTICE, PERCY IS PRETTY SHY AND MEEKED ABOUT LOVE EVEN THOUGH HIS OWN QUIRK'S STUFF SAW THE SEWERS, DUMPSTERS, AND OTHER SMELLY AND GROSS WAYS OF THE WORLD AS EXTREMELY ROMANTIC, IT'S WHY TRUE DIVINITY HAD TO ARRANGE THE FIRST MONTH ANNIVERSARY DATE OF PERCY AND ANNABETH TO DERAIL INTO A UNEXPECTED SEWER QUEST LIKE THAT......PERCY NEVER CONNECTED THE DOTS TO APHRODISIAC QUIRK INSTINCTIVE STUFF IN HIMSELF EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN'T POSSESS LOVE POWERS......WHENEVER A POOR TEENAGE BOY WITH 'APHRODISIAC QUIRK WELDER INSTINCTS AND NATURES' IS 'TOO SHY BEAN' WITH A HUMANLY SPIRITED QUIRK, HE'LL DEVELOP 'FLUFF FUNZIES INSTINCTS AND NATURES' WITHIN HIMSELF TO MAKE HIM GET 'FRISKY, FOR ANYTHING VAGUELY EMOTIONALLY HAPPY FOR THE HUMAN WELDER' RIGHT BEFORE SAID QUIRK CREPT INTO FULL CONTROL FOR A BIT TO MAKE THE TEENAGE BOY SATE HORMONES IN A CONFIDENT AND BOLD WAY".......

OH POOR THING.......

THE VERY INHUMANLY SPIRITED BULLSHIT OF PERCY JACKSON'S INNATE QUIRK AT BIRTH ACTUALLY SABOTAGED IT'S OWN BULLSHIT TRAUMA TO GET THE HUMAN WELDER PERMANENTLY QUIRK MADDENED IN IT'S SHIT.......

THAT QUIRK OF PERCY JACKSON'S DURING IT'S FIRST LIFETIME NEVER TRULY REALIZED WHAT WAS "THE MAIN INSTINCTIVE WEAKNESS" FOR IT'S OWN HUMAN WELDER'S SOUL WHILE PRE-QUIRK MADDENED SANE.......

SWEET AND TENDERHEARTED KIDDO, YOU NEED TO STOP BEING SO SHY AND TIMID ABOUT LOVE......

YOUR APHRODISIAC INSTINCTS CANNOT EVER BE HARMED OR INFLICT HARM IN LOVE PERCY JACKSON.......

WHENEVER A "SHY BEAN BOY" THAT HAD APHRODISIAC QUIRK INSTINCTIVE STUFF GETS TO A POINT WERE HE WAS ACTUALLY "SWEATY" THEN THAT MEANS THAT THE POOR KIDDO WAS UNINTENTIONALLY ENTERING "TERROR MODE" TO WARD OFF PEOPLE FROM "KIDDO TOO SCARED TO CONSENT" PERCY JACKSON.......

YOU GOT THIS, JUST GO WITH YOUR GUT, FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE ABOUT LOVE PERCY JACKSON.......

NEMURI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO PERCY JACKSON AND ONLY THIS KIDDO BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN AGREEMENT........

------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------

"IT'S ALRIGHT KIDDO, YOU GOT THIS, JUST DIP YOUR TOE IN THE WATER AS IT WERE".......

*CONFUSED BLUSHING IN HAPPINESS*.......

THAT WAS VERY NICE ADVICE MS. KAYAMA.......

"YOUR APHRODISIAC INSTINCTS CANNOT EVER BE HARMED OR INFLICT HARM IN LOVE PERCY JACKSON".......

CANNOT EVER BE HARMED OR INFLICT HARM IN LOVE.......

SO......

IF A PERSON, WHO WAS "RUDE" TO THE POINT OF "TERROR" FOR MOST PEOPLE, HAD "NO-NO" WITH PERCY'S SHIT, HE WON'T ACTUALLY "BE HURT" MA'AM??????

With the Telepath Assistance of Adonai, Ms. Kayama spoke with a somber and tired tone of voice.....

"YES, THAT'S THE DARKEST THING OF APHRODISIAC QUIRK INSTINCTIVE STUFF PERCY JACKSON.....WHY ANY DIPSHIT THAT DID THAT BULLSHIT TOWARDS A PERSON WHO HAD 'APHRODISIAC QUIRK WELDER INSTINCTS AND NATURES' WITHIN THEIR QUIRK'S BULLSHIT WOULD BE IMPRISONED FOR FUCKING LIFE AND IF IT WAS 'A ADULT, ATTACKING A KIDDO WITH APHRODISIAC SHIT', THEY WILL BE EXECUTED VIA. ELECTROCUTION OR FIRING SQUAD THE DAY THEY WERE CONVICTED OF THE CRIME PERCY JACKSON......DON'T FUCK OVER CHILDREN IN JAPANESE CULTURE DAMNIT, ESPECIALLY IN A WAY THAT MADE YOUR VICTIM 'UNABLE TO BE BLAMED OR EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT AS A BAD THING SPIRITUALLY EVER' DUE TO QUIRK BULLSHIT LIKE THAT PERCY JACKSON.....JAPANESE CULTURE IN PARTICULAR HAD A ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY REGARDING FUCKING RAPE AND ESPECIALLY 'LOVE RAPE' LIKE WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT PERCY JACKSON.....THE MOST SICKENING THING I'VE EVER HAD TO HEAR FROM 'PRE-QUIRK HUMAN HISTORY' WAS THE CONSTANT AND REVOLTING 'JUSTIFICATION' OF A CONVICTED PEDOPHILE TOWARDS LITTLE CHILDREN AND TEENAGERS WAS THIS........

"THEY WERE LEADING ME ON, ALL I DID WAS 'RESPOND' TO IT".......

YEAH NO, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THAT KIND OF HORRIFIC BULLSHIT TOWARDS CHILDREN AND ESPECIALLY IF THEY HAVE QUIRK INSTINCTIVE BULLSHIT THAT CAN ACTUALLY 'TANK IT' IN JAPANESE CULTURE DAMNIT".......

Percy was chuckling in joy, not about the absolutely dark crap that was "LOVE RAPE" but due to how much Quirks made LEGAL PROTECTIONS AND JUSTICE SYSTEMS FOR APHRODISIAC PEOPLE ESPECIALLY REGARDING SEXUAL ASSAULT ON MORALITY STANDARDS DAMNIT.......

Of course, Ms. Kayama chuckled in sly amusement before saying to Percy in a slightly scolding but teasing voice.......

"THE BEST THING ABOUT APHRODISIAC QUIRK INSTINCTIVE STUFF IS THE ABILITY FOR SAID PEOPLE TO AUTOMATICALLY AVOID A VERY DANGEROUS SITUATION IN LOVE AND THAT'S ESPECIALLY TRUE THE OLDER THEY WERE PERCY JACKSON........LAST YEAR IN JAPAN WAS A MONUMENTAL OCCASION......BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN QUIRKED JAPANESE HISTORY, NO MALICIOUS AND SANE SEXUAL ASSAULT AND ESPECIALLY RAPE OCCURRED DURING THAT ENTIRE YEAR AND PROPHECY QUIRK WELDERS AUTOMATICALLY GET A ALARM SYSTEM TO 'PING THEM' ABOUT A IMMINENT ATTACK IN THAT WAY BUT SUCH ALARMS 'NEVER RANG OUT, IN JAPAN' BECAUSE FOR ONE YEAR IN JAPANESE HISTORY, ALL WAS POLITE"........

Percy Jackson was just bawling in happiness for "THE JAPANESE HAPPY YEAR" regarding fucking sexy times.......

------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"ALL I CAN REVEAL IS THAT NEMURI IS A GREAT TEACHER FOR PERCY IN PARTICULAR"........

YEE TO THAT HIDDEN INTERACTION WITH MS. KAYAMA AND PERCY JACKSON.....

YEAH, BASICALLY THAT WAS MS. KAYAMA "SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT" ABOUT YOKI CULTURE IN PARTICULAR AND HOW THEY'RE HUMAN BUT HAD WEIRD ASSED SHIT TO PERCY IN PRIVATE THAT ADONAI HELPED WITH......

KNOWING PERCY'S BUTT, HE'LL STILL BE "SCANDALIZED AS FUCK" AND STILL BE UNINTENTIONALLY JANKY AND CLUNKY AS HELL TOWARDS "THE STEP KIDS" AND HANTA, THE SPIDERY DWEEB DIDN'T HELP HERE BY IMMEDIATELY SLAMMING PERCY WITH "STEPDAD" ON GLOBAL TELEVISION VIA THE GROUP CHAT LIKE THAT.......

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR PERCY BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING IN AWKWARDNESS FOR GOOD REASON......

-----------------------------------"Minoru" POV-------------------------

"ACCURATE AS FUCK THALIA GRACE"......

*UNENTHUSIASTIC WHINE IN SOFT JOY*.......

YAY, MORE TRAUMA.......

THE ONE THING THAT "MINORU" LOVED MOST, TO THE POINT WHERE HE ACTUALLY WAS AVOIDING SAID SHIT DUE TO HIS FONDNESS FOR SAID SHIT......

*SOFT CONCERNED GASPS FROM PEOPLE IN THE GROUP CHAT*........

"MINORU" DIDN'T GAIN A EYE EXTREMELY TRAUMATICALLY, SELL HIS OWN SOUL TO A LITERAL ANCIENT DEMON, AND GET PAINFULLY SHRUNK DOWN AND COMPRESSED INTO "GRAPE HAIRED BODY" THAT HE CAN'T ESCAPE FROM TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS TYPE OF BULLSHIT........

*OOHING IN ABSOLUTE NERVOUSNESS AND CONCERN FROM MULTIPLE PEOPLE IN THE GROUP CHAT FOR SOME REASON*........

OH YAY, THE ABSOLUTE JOYS OF "HUMAN NATURE" AND "MENTAL CLARITY LIKE A STANDARD HUMAN TEENAGER" IS BLASTING "MINORU" SO HARD RIGHT NOW......

"MINORU" JUST WANTED TO BE "TAKEN SERIOUSLY" AND NOT BE YA KNOW......

"A RETARDED HOMELESS MONSTER"......

DON'T DO DRUGS KIDS, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE PREGNANT WITH A SIMON WHITEWATER SPAWN UNLESS YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE PERMANENT RAMIFICATIONS OF "SHIT" IDIOTS......

*HEARTBROKEN CRYING FROM PERCY IN THE GROUP CHAT FOR SOME REASON*.......

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"THAT'S A HORRIBLE WAY FOR A DEMIGOD SON OF POSEIDON TO BE REVEALED DAMNIT"......

DESPITE THE DELUSIONAL DELIVERY HERE, ACCURATE MORAI SISTERS.......

ALRIGHT LOOK DIPSHIT THAT CURRENTLY "STOLE MINORU MINETA'S SOUL", YOUR "CONTRACT" ISN'T LEGALLY BINDING EVER......

1. MINORU MINETA IS A FUCKING CHILD (UNABLE TO SIGN LEGAL BUSINESS CONTRACTS)

2. AT THE TIME OF SAID "DEAL", MINORU MINETA WAS TOO MENTALLY DISABLED TO MAKE A INFORMED CALL (UNABLE TO SIGN LEGAL BUSINESS CONTRACTS)

FUCK YOU......

*VENGEFUL SCREAMING FROM "SOMETHING WICKED" IN THE GROUP CHAT*.......

Shouta Aizawa AKA Eraserhead saw The Group Chat click on, showing a shadowy dipshit of sorts that was holding a beautiful chain of seaweed green metal, having this chain shattered by a beautiful and gloriously annoyed Living Soul Projection of a Human Man made of light and wearing rainbow colored flames for robes that appeared out of nowhere.......

Adonai's Voice spoke sternly through this Living Soul Projection Thing towards The Shadowy Dipshit....

"ASMODEUS, YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER THAT BOY EVER!!!!!! DEPART FROM ME AND DO NOT BOTHER THAT BOY IN SUCH A WAY EVER AGAIN!"......

The Shadowy Dipshit immediately fled from Adonai's pissed off bullshit for good reason.....

The Group Chat shifted to show Minoru Mineta, who was in class of course, with a slightly annoyed but begrudgingly happy expression on his face as people heard his thoughts yet again.......

"I'M GLAD THAT LUST DEMON DIPSHIT GOT HIS ASS EVICTED BY ADONAI'S CRAP BUT I'M ANNOYED BY THE FACT THAT ADONAI SCREWED UP 'THE SHARPENED HUMAN MIND/SOUL ENCHANTMENT' PERMANENTLY AND IS GOING TO FORCE MY ENTIRE 'SHIT' TO REVERT TO 'THE RETARDED HOMELESS MONSTER' AGAIN AND PERMANENTLY THIS TIME"......

Grimly, the left eye of Minoru Mineta became clouded over and completely "Dead" and of course, this half-blind kid put a eye patch to cover it before walking out of Shouta's Class for good reason......

------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------

"THAT'S SO FUCKED UP TO WATCH DAMNIT, BECAUSE WE NOW HAVE 'CONTEXT' FOR THE RUDE PERVERT CRAP FROM THIS TEENAGE BOY".......

CAN WE PLEASE TREAT PERCY'S HALF-BROTHER WITH SOME GODDAMN DIGNITY FOR ONCE IN HIS MISERABLE LIFE??????

THIS KID ISN'T EVEN NAMED "THAT" BECAUSE HE HAD PUT AIR QUOTES ON "MINORU" IN HIS "PERSPECTIVE JUMP TITLE" GUYS......

THIS HALF-BROTHER OF PERCY'S REAL NAME IS "UNKNOWN/UNREGISTERED" GUYS......

ADONAI NEVER REFERRED TO THIS KID AS "MINORU" AND ONLY "BOY" WHENEVER HE WAS ACTUALLY TALKING TO THAT DIPSHIT THAT STOLE A KID'S ENTIRE SOUL LIKE THAT.......

THAT'S SO AGGRAVATING HOW "HARDCORE NARCOTICS" FUCKED OVER PERCY'S BROTHER BEFORE HE GOT BORN DAMNIT......

OBVIOUSLY "POSEIDON QUIRK GENETICS + HARDCORE NARCOTICS = EXTREME MENTAL DISABILITY IN THE KID BY DEFAULT" WHICH IS COMPLETELY FUCKED UP DUE TO HOW "TRUE" SUCH THINGS FUCKED OVER CHILDREN.......

LOOK JEHOVAH, YOU ARE OUT THERE, MAKE IT WHERE THIS HALF-BROTHER OF PERCY'S "KEPT HIS SHARP MIND, AT LEAST".......

*SOMBER AND HEART-RENDING BUT TOO QUIET HOWEVER INTELLIGENT WHISPERING IN PERCY'S SOUL FROM JEHOVAH'S LEGITIMATE VOICE*......

A very somber and heartbroken title card from Adonai's handwriting appeared to "Translate" what Jehovah was trying to say to Percy.......

"TRANSLATION PLAYBACK......

"UNFORTUNATELY THY SOUL MUST COMPREHEND THY BROTHER'S BIRTH SOULED MELODY AND TRUE BIRTH FORM FIRST BEFORE I RESTORED THINE POWERFUL SHARPENED MIND TO THY OWN BROTHER PERCY.....YOU KNOWN THY BROTHER HERE, THY BROTHER ALWAYS USED THINE MIDDLE NAME TO CALL HIMSELF.......

"JOSEPH TYSON KENDA, THE 3RD"......

THY BROTHER HAS A CYCLOPLEGIC LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK THAT TYSON'S GRANDFATHER KNOWN ABOUT AND IT'S INHUMANLY SPIRITED STUFF......TYSON WAS ALWAYS BORN HUMAN, THY PAST SELF FOUND TYSON AS A 7 YEAR OLD BOY".......

YEAH, THAT"......

Percy Jackson screamed in absolute heartache.......