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I wake up on a wawm sunny day,wawm sunlight pouring on my walls.i climb out of my tiny bed in my eensie weensie bedwoom and look into the miwwow. My shiny blue orbs echo back me.I begin to bwaid my 4.3x10^5 feet long blond hair before I heard a booming voice fwom downstairs,my father,the purple teletubbie
“GET YOUR FATASS DOWN HERE YOU WORTHLESS WASTE OF SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
I run down the staiws promptly to please my father.I trip down the stairs because I am thwee feet tall and the stairs are too big.I bweak my neck.I also bweak my skull and my legs and my fingies.sigh.
“W-w-wh-w-wha-wh-what a-a-ar-a-are we e-e-ea-eat-ea-eating for b-b-b-b-bweakfast”
“SHOES YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT”
I newvously climb into the dinnew chaiw.i can barley weach my shoe on the table because im so smol.our door bell wings,my father,tinkie winkie,grunts as he stands to reach the door.he opens it,beer in hand to find none other than Mort from king Julien,and Ross federman,the chicken noise dude.What could these two alphas be doing outside of my door?!My feaw causes me to release stinky scared pheromones.
Ross smells it all up,eyes twitching as he says: “Mmmmmmm bbgirl,you release those scents for anyone or just for me”he sounds so alpha sigma wolf like that.
“Seems like we picked the right prize”growls mort with a sexylicous look in his eyes.Wait,prize????!?!!?!?.Was I being sold to the alpha pack leaders mort and Ross?I felt my soul begin to ascend out of joy.
“20,000 like we agreed”my father says while pointing to his hand.mort whips out a FAT stack of vbucks
“A beotch like my daughter is only worth one.”I begin to cry smol tears at the words of my father.
Ross and Mort begin to transform into their alpha wolf forms “GRRRRRRRRRRR HOW DARE YOU TALK TO HER LIKW THAT!!!!!!!!!!!YOU WILL PAY”Mort says in a barley human growl.his voice and scent are so dominant uwu.
Tinkie winkie suddenly unleashes his true form,Waluigi.”WAAAAAHHHHHH”he says as boss battle music begins to play.
The two alphas stare at waluigi intensely.ross pulls out a Glock and kills waluigi.im so lucky to have such protective alpha mates<3.
They both transform back into their regular forms sweaty with strong alpha scent.Ross federman opens his hand and I jump into to it.He carries my molecule sized body to his and morts car.I love the way his alpha hands feel.He climbs into the drivers seat and slips me into the cup holder because I’m too smol for the seats.morts climbs into the passenger seat and grins a sexolousious grin at me.
“I’m gonna spoil you with so many robux bbg<3”mort says.I begin to squeal but in a smol cutesy way
Me,Ross federman,and mort all begin to drive away in the sunset,in their level 100 Lamborghini .with ‘Shape of You’ by Ed Sheeran blasting from the speakers.i feel so sigma with my new dominant alpha kings.uwu :3
