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1. he craves the contents of my loaded gun by orutoniku

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, F/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jake English/Dirk Strider
   • John Egbert
   • Jade Harley
   • Dave Strider
   • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
   • Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider
   • Karkat Vantas
   • Roxy Lalonde
   • Jane Crocker
   • June Egbert
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Dirk Strider Has BPD | Borderline Personality Disorder
   • this genuinely came to me in a dissociative episode
   • enjoy this slop from my mindscape
   • i havent posted fanfiction since 2018
   • in my room by juliet wolf
   • Minor John Egbert/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
   • Alcohol
   • dirk has a nicotine addiction
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Alternate Universe - No Sburb/Sgrub Sessions
   • Humanstuck
   • #yup #theyregay
   • Suggestive Themes
   • Dirk Strider Has PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
   • Dave Strider Has PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
   • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
   • Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés
   • This probably counts as slow burn
   • Slow Burn
   • Older sibling guilt
   • Top Jake English
   • Bottom Dirk Strider
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • there is only one chapter of smut but i added tbe tags anyways

   Summary

   jake english is an international student from england. spending his year in the states, he experiences the roller-coaster that are the relationships he forms there.

   dirk strider is a engineering major at the college jake has started attending. working in the mornings at an off campus cafe, the off chance that they run into each other is low but never zero!

   Series

   • Part 1 of Humanstuck

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   27,490

   Chapters:

   11/11

   Comments:

   20

   Kudos:

   32

   Bookmarks:

   4

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