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“Seriously!?” Minetta moaned, it wasn’t hard to guess that it was Kaminari, despite his better efforts to be subtle, they were probably both imagining smoking hot chicks right? Minetta closed his eyes but Kaminari felt like kissing a dude, an inexperienced dude. Minetta pulled away “Dude… loosen up, I don’t wanna be here either but its like I’m kissing and open mouthed mannequin”
Kaminari sat back in his heals “What?! Is it that bad?!”
“Yeah! Also, brush you’re teeth before 7 minutes in heaven, its common courtesy” Minetta finished, he could hear Kaminari move to wipe his mouth off with his caller.
“Let me try again” Kaminari said leaning forward
Minetta reached out in the dark for something, a sleeve or the front of Kaminari’s shirt, something he could grab and pull in close and intimidating but all he felt was Kaminari’s knee. Minetta sighed and pulled any way, leaning over his knee to be close to him hopefully he was face to face with Kaminari in the dark and not like eye to chest “Listen! Don’t just lean toward someone and open you’re mouth, making out isn’t stiff, making out is hot because its spontaneous and messy and handsy!”
“You want me to get handsy? And I thought you wanted me to brush my teeth!? What do you mean messy?!”
“I mean Messy, not gross?! And you are missing the point its spontaneous!? Who care’s if I want you to get handsy its about reading the room! Its about taking a risk and feeling it out! Like this”
Minetta closed his eyes and imagined that Kaminari was at least five women that were at the top of his mind, Momo, those smoking hot tits were hard to picture in the dark when he was fondling a man, so he pictured someone else, a little closer to Kaminari’s build, he moved his hands up into his hair, Kaminari was a little less stiff but he was still barely passing for hot. He was turning his head, he was trying to get his tongue in Minetta mouth, Minetta sighed against him and opened his mouth, he tasted like Kaminari, he smelled like Kaminari, his lips his nose his hair his shoulders all leaning over him forcing him to focus on the moment.
But Kaminari was getting better, he was reaching down to feel the balls in his hair, then Kaminari’s hands got stuck there and he backed off to panic about it. “Don’t stop now!” Minneta urged. The balls separated from his hand and now Kaminata was smearing them down his shirt, he was grabbing him harder, trying not to let the balls kill the mood.
Minetta opened his eyes, he could see a streak of light from the closet door , he could see the look in Kaminari’s eye, the attention, the curiosity that outweighed the awkward frustration. “Was that better?” Kaminari asked
Minetta smiled “Pretty good, now I’ll show you a trick that drives the ladies crazy” Minetta reached out and put a hand to the side of Kaminari’s face stroking his cheek with his thumb.
Kaminari starred back at him with warmth, unexpected… if he wasn’t so sure that Kaminari had a dick he’d feel better about telling him that he looked hot. “Then you tell her that she’s the hottest girl you’ve ever seen”
“You’re the hottest girl I’ve ever seen!” Kaminari repeated
“Yeah but not like you’re talking to some girl that you just saw at the gym! You tell her like you want to keep making out with her”
“You’re the hottest girl… that I’ve ever seen” Kaminari corrected
His eyes were still soft in the light from the door crack.
“Good now kiss me” Minetta said leaning in, their lips inter locked, Kaminari wined, sighing into their kiss, their arms reached around each other in a sticky embrace, Kaminari’s hands ran down his back and found his ass way to soon. Kaminari tried to pull away but he got himself stuck on the carpet behind him with sticky balls still on his hands. Minetta signed they each had a more then 40% chance of getting paired with a girl tonight and Minetta had a more then 70% of getting paired with a non newbie, this was going to take way too long.