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Dice: As a proclamation of mah love, I’m going to sacrifice… THE KING’S COURT!! *pulls out a machine gun and shoots all 12 members on the spot, heavy metal music blasts in the background*
*wedding music resumes*
Devil: Oh, dearest, I’m so very flattered!! And for you, I will sacrifice… GREAT BRITAIN!!! THAT’S how much I love you!!
Dice: *tearing up, picks up The Devil and spins around in joy* OH, LUCI!!! YA REALLY SHOULDN’T HAVE!!!
The British, about to be slaughtered by hellhounds: Yeah ‘Luci’ you really shouldn’t have
‘bUt gAy mArRiAgE wAsNt lEgAl bAcK tHeN’ neither was genociding the British, Sharon