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2025-11-24
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2025-11-25
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Absolute Scooby-Doo

Summary:

What if Mystery Inc were never Meddling "Kids" what if they never spent their youth together solving mysteries. What if it all started out in their later years.

Chapter 1: A Head Start- part 1

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As lighting strikes, a young great dane covers his ears and shivers, the poor pup cowers frightened from his cage in the back of a pickup truck. The pound’s pickup. He’s being transferred to a different pound as per the owners request, apparently he’s grown too old to be considered a puppy anymore, and is now being transferred somewhere where they have space for him. Unfortunately for him said transfer is happening during a thunderstorm, at night, something his little puppy self is quite afraid of. Suddenly “CRAAAAAAAACCCKKKK!” Goes some thunder

“RIKES!” yells the dog as he jumps inside his cage, frightened by the loud noise. However as he leaps he hits his head on the top of the cage causing it to tilt over and fall, falling off the vehicle and landing safely on the side of the road.

“Huh.” he mutters to himself as he looks around to see if the driver noticed, before he opens up the cage and exits it, at which point he begins to run to avoid the rain, when all of a sudden, something hits his nose. A smell. A delicious smell. The most delicious smell he has smelled in his life. He runs to the house the smell is coming from and begins desperately scratching the door

“Like, calm down there, man! It’s the middle of the night, and some of us like it to be quiet” says a voice before opening the door. As the door opens, out steps a man, wearing green jacket, white t-shirt with a teal stripe in the middle as well as a teal collar, red pants, black boots, dirty blond shaggy hair and a beard that could only be described as chin fuzz

“Like, quit it, du-” The man stops mid sentence “Hey there, lil man. Like, what’re you doing here?” he says “You must’ve smelled my homemade scooby snacks, and like, with how hard you were scratching you must be starving, come in!” he leads the animal inside to the kitchen, as he takes from his oven a batch of bone shaped biscuits “Ta-da! My very own Homemade Scooby Snacks” he says as he begins setting the tray on the table

 

“Scooby Snacks?” The puppy dog asks

“Zoinks!” The man shrieks as he recoils back “Did- Did you just talk?”

“Reah! Hee Hee hee” The dog responds “Is that a Roblem?”

“N-No not at all” He replies, composing himself “You just, like, caught me off guard” he then picks up a cookie “Here, I can tell you want one” He tosses the cookie to the puppy, which he easily catches, as it enters his mouth, he begins to feel something, a joy he had never had before. This cookie baked by this man is quite possibly the best thing that any person has made.

“Scooby-dooby-doo!” The dog howls

“Huh, seems like you really loved it, eh scooby?” the man asks

“Reah, Rhats right… uh?” scooby replies, tilting his head, realizing he doesn’t know the mans name

“Oh, yeah, the names Norville. But, like, everyone calls me Shaggy!” says shaggy, as he picks up 2 cookies, throwing one to scooby and eating one himself

“Right, Raggy!” Scooby replies, approaching the table as he eats another snack from the tray

“Y’know scoob, I was like, gonna bring these to college tomorrow, but something tells me eating them is a better idea” he says scarfing down 2 more

“Rollege?” says scoob while chewing yet another cookie

“Yeah. Oh! We should go tomorrow!” replies norville, after biting half a snack

“I don’t know” replies scooby, worried

“Don’t worry Scoob, the place is like, completely safe” Shaggy reassures him

The place was, however, not, like, completely safe. As a pair of footsteps echo in the halls a student walks through them

“Professor! Hello!” She yells as she reaches a balcony, looking down at the bottom floor, where she sees the colleges sports coach standing there, outside one of the classrooms “I wonder what he’s doing here” she thinks to herself as she turns aways, before quickly turning back as she hears a door crash open and the coach scream

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!” she herself yells as she runs away having witnessed the coach being attacked by a man in fancy attire, but it wasn’t any ordinary man in fancy attire. While running downstairs and pulling out her phone she mutters to herself “Head. Head. Head.” before shrieking “HEADLESS!” as bursts through the front entrance and calling police, having witnessed a crime committed by the HEADLESS PHANTOM!