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Andre:
-Uses he/him and they/them pronouns
-boat
-He loves brita water
-Their cooling system is brita water (keeps breaking down when trying to refill it)
-Hangs around Collin to refill their brita water pitcher
-His chat is actually just a bunch of floating cats
-Siri is red, Ego is green, Soup is blue, Conner is grey, Fear is also grey.
Vitriolic Red:
-Uses she/her pronouns
-Probably a lesbian who knows
-Furnace freak (gurl has 15 in her base 😭)
-Pork chops are her favorite in-game food
-GUNS(rifle + shotgun are her favorites)
-Loves her llamas like a mother loving her children: they annoy her constantly but she loves them all the same
Zacnarius:
-Uses he/him pronouns
-GAY ASF
-Just your typical Minecraft arg protagonist
-always recording his screen like a maniac
-considers Collin his “guardian angel”
-Thinks of Red as a sibling
-Put the grindstone he stole in a hidden bunker under his world
-Eats ice
Collin:
-Pronouns? Who has time for that?
-ALWAYS RAINING AROUND HIM???
-Has never seen an enderman in his entire life(he doesn’t think they’re real)
-Thinks people are mocking him when they mention endermen
-Sometime throws bottles of water at entities while yelling “HOLY WATER” as loud as he can
-Can NEVER catch a break
-Hasn’t slept in three days
Assimilation:
-It/its and they/them pronouns
-Theme song is probably Abbey by Mitski
-Obsessed with “assimilating”, with Andre
-DOES NOT WANT THE BRITA WATER ANDRE
-Cannot exist without Andre’s attention
-Collin really annoys it
-Terrified of [], and for good reason
[]:
-Do they have pronouns???
-Gets called they/them
-Theme song is Noli by Luca
-boasts about always playing 4d chess when they can’t even win a game of checkers
-snaps really cleanly