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Narrator: I guess you could say the puffs indeed did “live on”.. though some of our dear puffs are not here anymore. But, that didn’t stop Leanne from achieving her fantasies in this alternate universe…welcome to year 20: The puffs and- AHEM- the year they made a new living space for all of them to- AHJRDEM- hang out and find out their real feelings..ergh *clears throat* …agh, my back! (The narrator is like 80 years old now)
20 years later..
Leanne sat on the carpet, playfully using her puppets as J.Finch and Wayne, moving around the mouths with her hands.
*in wayne voice* “Hey J. Finch!!”
*in J.Finch voice* “Hey! J.Finch approved!!!”
As she kept playing, she felt the presence of two eyes staring at her. She hurriedly stopped, looking around for any death buddies. She really didn’t want to have another battle..
“Herro??…I mean..hello??”
A tall figure appeared from the darkness and dove into Leanne
“BOO!”
“AHHHHHHHHH” Leanne jumped out of her tutu and started running in circles. She circles around for at least 3 minutes and finally relaxes once she realizes it’s her life long crush since her years at wizarding school.
“Oh! H-hi Megan!!” *holy gorgeous…*
“Hi Leanne! How’s it going? Ya know..after all that crazy stuff happened.”
“It’s been great actually! And hey, I'M STILL A WIZARD!!”
She tightly hugs Megan and looks into her dark, mysterious, smokey eyes. Does she even..swing..that way?
However, she feels something on her waist. She glances down and finds Megan’s slim, bony fingers on her tiny puff waist. Holy sheit bro.
Her cheeks burn red, and because she’s..well..Leanne, her mind immediately resorts to her sweet fantasies. No, not the silly fantasies about eating 200 ranch dip flavored jelly beans with J. Finch. The fantasies that make her swing her feet all the way to the back of her head (yes you can imagine that.)
Megan, on the other hand, had her own…weird..thoughts. Lately, she’s found herself randomly thinking about Leanne. Yes, Leanne, the same puff that she thought was highly annoying at first. With her fingers, she gently caressed Leanne’s waist, not realizing this was in fact reality and this was not a dream.
“Uhm, sorry..I…Megan, I don’t mean to waste your time-“
Megan roughly pulled her in and crashed her lips into Leanne’s. Leanne, of course, wanted to bend her cankles, but it seemed that she found the new experience strange.
“You’re not bothering me.”
Megan picked her up and wrapped Leanne’s legs around her. As they kissed, they stumbled into Leanne’s plush-filled bed. Megan began removing her leather jacket as Leanne attempted to catch her breath.
Megan revealed her slim curves and muscles, flexing in front of Leanne. Before Leanne could even remove her clothes, Megan began undressing her, sliding off her tutu. As she continued kissing her, she felt a slap on the back.
“Wait- Megan! Can we just..like..you know..puff cuddle?”. Oh wow. That’s cute.
“Hmm..okay..why not?” At the same time, Megan thought, “What the f&ck is a puff cuddle?”
Leanne started smiling ear to ear. “YAY!!!!!!…wait! I actually have matching pj’s!!!!!!!! WERE WIZARDS MEGAN!!!”
3 hours passed and Leanne laid on the bed, stretched out like a starfish.
“Megan! How did we get here again?”
“Leanne…You wanted to puff cuddle, so here I am. But I love you..so..yeah.”
Leanne smiled so hard, It started hurting her inner corners.
“You really love me!!!!!??? YAYYY!!!!!!!”
“Well I mean- I’m not that obsessed with you. It’s fine if you don’t like me. Like I said, I don’t even like you that much..” lies.
In the past 20 years, specifically during wizarding school, she’s been jealous of anyone who liked Leanne, or even asked Leanne out.
One time, a boy tried asking her out. Leanne, clueless, didn’t know what “go out” meant. Megan almost beat someone up that day. Luckily, Oliver stopped her before anything.
“Wait..what…but…I thought you..hold on. You’re lying, Megan!! You do like me!!!”
Megan caught herself smirking a little. “Alright, I did lie. I love you too much. I love your eyes. I love how excited you get over a patch of grass. But I hate that I missed you for so long. I didn’t want to accept the fact that I liked you—that I liked a girl…Sorry, I shared too much.”
Leanne stood up on her knees, and looked at Megan, staring deep into her dark eyes. Somehow, she can still see Xavia in her. She cupped Megan’s face and gave her a gentle kiss on the nose.
“Oh, you. It’s okay to overshare. Sometimes, I overshare too. But I don’t think you overshared. You’re just..being a puff! YAY PUFFS!!”
Megan looked away. She couldn’t contain herself. I guess you could say even the heart of a killer can go soft. They continued hugging for hours. Then, Megan got a text from Oliver.
“So, how are y’all doing there?”
“Uh..pretty good, actually. She likes me too. I guess you were right. Honestly, kinda cute, but annoying. ”
“Wow, she really unlocked your soft side. Look at you, going all soft. Man, I told Wayne it was a good idea to have Leanne talk with you. He told me she was real bold.. anyway, toodles.”
…yea really cute.
Megan looked over and noticed Leanne had fallen into a deep sleep. Maybe she should let her dream about unicorns with no horns.
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