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Dear Diary,
It's DonDon here again. I just met the love of my life. He's the mayor of New York, Zohran Mandami Mamdani. I woke up bright and early in the morning cuz I was really excited to get to meet him so I put my favourite food, smores pop-tarts into the toaster and i started to get ready. I had already tanned the night before but I thought that Mamdaddy Mamdani wouldn't like my tan to be too dark so I didn't put on any of my foundation. And then I put my tupée on. But then Melania came in and shouted at me because I may have accidentally called a reporter 'Piggy' but really didn't mean to. I PROMISE
Anyway I ate my yummy yummy pop-tarts and then I put my suit on and then I went outside to wait for him. When he stepped out of the plane, i was in love. ♡ He was soooo cute and even though he is a COMMUNIST SOCIALIST, I still really like him. And then we went inside the White House and we started an interview with the press. Some stupid, stupid reporter started talking about socialism and then said that I was a 'fascist'. But it was okay because I said "It's okay. You can just say yes." And then he smiled his pretty smile at me and I started blushing. I really hope that the reporters don't realize that I was blushing because if they realized, that mean Mandami Mamdani realized too. And that would be really, really embarrasing. And then I patted him on the arm, and I got butterflies in my tummy.
And then, we kept going with the interview and the stupid, stupid reporters kept asking stupid, stupid questions. And then, one very, very mean reporter asked Mandani Mamdani why he took a plane instead of a bus, but I know that the Mayor of New York is too important to go on a bus so I defended him to the reporter.
And then I said some really nice things like: that he would be "a relly great mayor" and that I was " confident that he can do a very great job". I tried my very hardest to use my big boy words
But then, after we finished the interview, Mandanami Mamdani and JD and Me all had dinner together and it was really, really nice. I really, really hope that we get to see eachother again soon.
And then, when I got back to my room, Melania put on Peppa Pig for me. I hate the liberal propoganda that they put in the American cartoons, so I have to watch other ones. And in the episode of Peppa Pig I watched, Peppa and her family BROKE their TV, so they had to buy a new one. I don't know how I'd live without a TV or my IPad or my laptop, because if I didn't have them, I wouldn't be able to watch Peppa Pig. And on my IPad i like to sneak onto TikTok (Melania doesn't let me have it) and I watch all the TikToks about me. They keep talking about something called 'Yaoi', which sound like Liberal Communist propoganada. And they keep doing something called 'shipping', and they 'ship' me with lots of people like: Sleepy Joe, My pookie Bill Clinton, Obamna, and, more recently Mandami Mamdani. More recently, I have started watching videos about Mandami Mamdani.
Also, I have a plan for my next outfit. Right now, I'm wearing my Harry Potter pajamas because I think that J.K Rowling is very, very smart and her opinions are not at all influenced by her mold wall. But, next time I leave my room, I'm going to wear the SAME outfit as my pookie Mamdani wore once: one time he wore a maroon turtle neck with a black blazer and I think that's really, really, really cool!!! So I'm going to wear an outfit just like that so that Mamdani likes me.
Anyways Diary, it's getting pretty late, the small hand on my Rolex is almost at the 9 and Melania says it's my bedtime when the small hand gets to the 9. So bye, bye. I will tell you more about my new crush later.
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♡ Mamdani Trump♡
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