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" Is everything ready? " Akumu asked, checking on his partners one last time, " This will be posted at any moment, we have to be prepared." The redheaded man walked around, examing everything minutely.
" Akumu, calm down. It's not like he knows we're gonna do this. Chill out before your head pops out of your body. " Another man spoke, taller than the first, emo-er than everyone else. " Besides, we can always blame Vênus for this— "
blame venus eh o caralho filha duma puta
" ... Maybe it's best to not blame a͟n͟y͟o͟n͟e͟." A blue-haired, melodic-voiced man approached the two, he and his... Large, more-than-large heart. " it's his birthday, he should have a happy surprise, not have his creations fighting. Again." He sighed, looking around, " ... Wait, where's œ? "
" Panicking. " Both men said unison, faces as blank as ever. Why would that be a surprise, actually? When has œ not panicked? He's packing and panicking for days.
" Ah. That explains the lack of... Misery. " Jinko mumbled.
" But anyways, we know he's panicking, but panicking w͟h͟e͟r͟e͟? " Axel crossed his arms, his spiky bracelet poking his arm. He had to hold back a tear. " No idea. He's been a pile of nerves all day because, you know, he's the one that suffers the most in 𝗵𝗶𝘀 hands. " Akumu shrugged, putting one hand on his hip.
Speaking of the devil, soon enough, a pathetic, pink-and-black man came running from god knows where. His posture becaming dangerously close to a shrimp's as he tried to catch his breath, " S-Sorry guys, i-i lost track of time... And of where i was... "
" We can tell. " The three men spoke in unison, again.
" ... A-Anyways, i'm not late, right? I'm pretty sure 𝗶𝘁 would kill me if i, somehow, got late (even though 𝗶𝘁's the one writing this)... "
me chamando de IT oe? ce vai ver o it quando eu abrir a tua cabeça no meio igual o palhaço assapinto
" ... Don't mind them, œ, you got here just in time. " Akumu sighed, gesturing for all of them to come closer. " On the count of three, we'll say 'Happy Birthday', ok? "
1
They all gathered closer;
2
They looked up at a particular corner of the white room, Akumu poked said corner;
3
" Ready? "
" Happy Birthday, AFK! " They all shouted, waving their hands towards that corner—knowing who would be behind that wall, that fourth wall.
Feliz aniversário cara.