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12:15 PM__
Taehyung: hyung
Yoongi: ……………
Taehyung: hyuuuuug.
Yoongi: *rolls over*
Taehung: HYUUUUNG
Yoongi: WHAT
Taehyung: Do you know where the blender is?
Yoongi: the fuck kind of question is that it’s the middle of the night
Taehyung: hyung it’s noon
Yoongi: is it now
Taehung: yes it is everyone else went to the mall to go school shopping for jungkook
Yoongi: he’s like 20
Taehyung; thats what i said!
Yoongi: was jin hyung taking pictures and making that weird high pitched scream-laugh thing?
Taehyung: yeah why
Yoongi: we might not see jungkook for a while
Taehyung: but we were gonna play later
Yoongi: *sits up* just tell him you like him already
Taehyung: how am i supposed to do that without the blender!
Yoongi: what the hell does the blender have to do with this?
Taehyung: EVERYTHING
Yoongi: *rubs temples* i don’t even know how to-
Taehyung: now WHERE IS THE BLENDER?
Yoongi: i said i don’t know
Taehyung: yeees you do you're in there all the time when jin hyung cooks
Yoongi: i don’t know
Taehyung: well then at least come help me look
Yoongi: i’m not going on some fucking where's waldo shit use your fucking eyes
Taehyung: so rude
Yoongi: *pulls blanket over head* one of my many talents
Taehyung: fine be mr.unhelpful
*taehyung leaves*
*crashing noises*
Yoongi: *sigh*
*muffled adele comes from the kitchen*
Yoongi: wait what did he need the blender for?