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They'd known eachother a while now; D3rlord3 and Avery that is, but..they'd never really TRULY explored everything to their relationship. A very curious D3rlord3 makes. Some mistakes.
— "So. You can like control your ...uh..slime?"
"For the most part, yeah!" A rather enthusiastic reply from the slime himself
That left our knight thinking, if. Avery here could control his slime, what was really stopping him from doing virtually anything — "I have to be careful, what with y'know the IMPORTANT parts of me" There it was, Avery. Never shutting that..I'llbeit WEIRD mouth of his.
"Avery?" The knight asks, looking to Avery. "Yeah?"
"What else can you do with that slime of yours?" He finally inquires.
Silence; and then..
"Y'know, I'm not actually sure"
Thats not. What. D3rlord3 had been hoping for...flesh and bones were so easy to answer for, and he can only assume Avery needed his slime for the same reasons any creature needed and outer-body; to protect their innards...though, D3rlord3 wasn't sure Avery even had any...and if he did, what could STOP you can't think of your friend like that.
"You're staring" God. Avery sounded so..stupid. Enticing, but stupid. In a nice way
"Apologies." There we go, the well mannered D3rlord3 we all know and love; but also. No. No. You don't need a goopy guy in your bed, get your fucking shit together.
"You have that like.." Avery stops to ??? Chew? He had NOTHING in his mouth and yet hes chewing something. Cool. "Curious look on yer face" they point, his finger dripping in that ooey gooey substance of his.
"I uh. Suppose I do." D3r replies, choosing his next words carefully, not that it really mattered; Avery was fucking stupid either way. "I mean, I am curious, if that helps any."
Silence, again. God, how D3r hated this silence, each moment with it only left him to his devices which, with the endless thoughts he was seemingly stuck with, helped none to this newfound sexual curiosity. Yeah. Okay he can't really run from the fact he's horny.
"Well, I don't really have a whole lot of answers, but ask away my dude" Avery says as he sinks into the sofa they were sharing.
"I fear that I do not have many questions I can put into words." Yes he did. He just didn't want to be disrespectful.
Avery nods and then stands up, all his slime falling in all the right places; gravity was wonderful. He really couldn't help but stare at this point; the way everything fell was always so perfect, and GOD did D3rlord3 love staring. Avery noticed. Every time.
Boy, did d3r like to stare. I mean, Avery didn't mind in the slightest, in fact! Stare more! Avery liked to think he was very hot. Sorta.
"Yer still starin'!!" Maybe d3r doesn't mean to is all Avery can think, he knew the knight was lost in thought more often than not. He wishes he knew why.
"Apologies."
Another curt apology, but no change. Whatever. Avery could shake his ass in d3r's face and he probably wouldn't notice....Avery will not be shaking his ass though.
He walks off, leaving the area. Wait. Where were they? OH YEAH! Avery waddles outside for? God knows why. He just kinda stood there after doing diddly squat. Thinking maybe. Oh wait this is the avery pov hold up
All he could do was stand there. The knight was nice looking, yes. But the more he stayed in the room with him, the more he wanted to just..pounce on the poor man. Not that Avery had any intent on actually doing anything, he just felt..flustered, scared almost around that dumb knight. Maybe less platonic hangouts were somthing he should look into cus golly gosh did Avery wanna like. Smother that dumb knight in affection
So they're both gay. Great, now what????
Right, back to d3rlord3
Sorry im live laugh loving ooc
Once again left alone with his thoughts as Avery made his way outside. How do I bed a slime? Yeah. Well. He could try asking him out first? Yeah. D3r gets up aswell, soon following the slime outside
"Avery?" How polite
The slime turns to look at him, "Yes?"
God, suddenly the air is hotter, my words, once so fluent all seem to leave me, D3rlord3 thinks.
"Avery." He repeats once more, the same curious yes soon following. He couldn't get a damn word out.
He opens his mouth tentatively before soon shutting it. He stutters out some mumbles. Who'da thought the great knight, facing horrors and home; would be so tangled up in the vine of this simple slime.
"Avery. I" he pauses. "I know how to ask my question." God. This is stupid.
"Oh? Wazzat?" Avery don't speak, another word out that mouth. Another sound with that voice, he doesn't think he could take it.
"I need to see you in another light" Fuck. Avery won't get it, does he have the guts to ask more straightforward? I need you naked. HE CAN'T FUCKING SAY THAT ughh
Avery tilts his head. That was cute. But now he's lost his confidence, he can't just ask something like that.
This was obviously a cry for help. Was d3r having a stroke? He tilts his head, new light? Is this that left and right shit again? Avery doesn't get it..mostly. He understands what D3rlord3 is getting at, its just a pathetic attempt to ask for like a date or something. Wasn't this supposed to be the smartest man he knew? Stuttering over what? Some ooze?
He watches in amusement as D3r struggles to get his words out, started sentences, cut off by fear and uncertainty. Maybe Avery was the smart one heh! What if Avery was touchy today? Then what
He leand forward, earning silence from the knight; then closer, and closer again. Face to face now, Avery takes his chance, pressing the slime his called lips against the knights.
D3r, confused and. Terrified really. Pulls away. He's not really like grossed out or anything. Just caught of gaurd.
"Sorry! I just thought- you know- maybe-" An ocean of words spews out of Avery's mouth before a finger shushes him.
"Avery."
"Yes?"
"I want to learn what that slime of yours can do"
Oh! Avery understands now! Well, he can put his slime inside of him so. Theres that