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Jasper had just got back from a hunt, having fed on two mountain lions and four deer. The reason he had consumed so much blood was because he wanted to spend time with his niece, who was half human, and he didn't want to be tempted by her blood. Little Renesmee had asked him and Alice to have a tea party with her, to which the both of them said yes to. Of course, playing with plastic toy dishes and cutlery wasn't exactly Jasper's idea of a good time, but he loved his niece enough to suck it up for an hour or so.
As he made his way over to the living room, he quickly smelled the wolf scent, which made him physically wrinkle his nose in disgust. Of course Jacob had to be present at the tea party, which was to be expected as Renesmee was Jacob's imprint. Jasper sighed to himself and mentally prepared himself to be cordial with the wolf who didn't exactly like him very much, which was fair when considering that Jasper had fought for The Confederacy.
Once he got to the living room, he saw Alice seated at a tiny children's table, across from Renesmee. There was an empty seat available for Jasper, which was between Alice and Renesmee, but also across from Jacob. He took a deep breath and made his way over to the table, taking a seat to please his little niece, giving her a polite smile as a greeting.
“Uncle Jazz, you're late for the tea party.” Renesmee pretended to scold him, shaking her finger at him, which made Alice laugh a little.
“My apologies, little lady. I was out huntin'and I guess I lost track of time.” Jasper grinned a little and played along with the fake scolding, causing Jacob to roll his eyes at him.
Renesmee didn't seem bothered and continued to prepare the tea for the tea party. She also had snacks for her and Jacob, since they could both eat. She poured some tea into everyone's cups, and to Alice and Jasper's horror, it was actual tea instead of pretend tea or just water. Oh well, they would just have to suck it up and drink it to make their niece happy.
Once everyone was served their tea, they all took a sip. Jacob and Renesmee both seemed to enjoy the flavour, while Alice made a face and Jasper nearly spat his back out from how revolting it tasted to him. As Jasper politely put down his teacup on the table, he felt a strong twinge in his lower abdomen, signalling that he should relieve himself soon. Not wanting to interrupt his niece's tea party, he decided to wait a little before excusing himself.
Around twenty minutes went by and Jasper had one of his legs bouncing slightly while he discreetly massaged his bladder with his right hand, since he had his left hand on his teacup. He wasn't particularly talkative, but he was listening to Renesmee gossip about the rest of the Cullens, which was mildly intriguing. He glanced over at Alice, who was actually trying to drink the tea, even though she hated it. It took everything in him to not laugh at his wife as he tried to subtly shift his weight in his chair.
“It looks like Jasper The Confederate has to pee really badly.” Jacob was snickering at Jasper's not-so-subtle squirming. He smirked deviously and took a bite of one of his snacks.
“I don't have to pee, I'm fine.” Jasper immediately stopped fidgeting, clearly embarrassed that he wasn't being as subtle and discreet as he thought. He couldn't believe that his squirming was noticeable enough for Jacob, of all people, to notice and point it out. He opted to press his thighs together instead, giving himself some plausible deniability. His leg also stopped bouncing in place, as that also probably gave his need away.
Alice raised her eyebrow at her husband, but chose not to say anything. She didn't want to make him look foolish, especially not in front of Jacob. She went back to gossiping with Renesmee, who was happily tattling on her own father about something mischievous that he did earlier in the week.
Another fifteen minutes passed and Jasper was visibly uncomfortable, trying so hard not to squirm in his chair and failing. His bladder was swollen and clearly bulging out, being squished by the waistband of his trousers and his belt buckle. It was very obvious to everyone else that he was bursting to relieve himself, yet he kept insisting that he was fine.
“Uncle Jazz, it's okay if you need to take a bathroom break, we'll wait for you.” Renesmee looked up at him with a confused expression, not understanding why he didn't just get up and use the bathroom.
Jasper's ego took a small hit with his niece's statement, but he felt too much pride in proving Jacob wrong. He was absolutely determined to not let the wolf have the last word, even if it meant painfully holding a full bladder that was about to burst. “As I said, I don't have to pee.”
“Jazz, you're being ridiculous. We can all see that you're practically dying to relieve yourself.” Alice crossed her arms, exasperated with her husband and not liking the power play thing he had going on.
Jacob didn't say anything, but deep down, he felt slightly bad for making Jasper feel so insecure. He continued eating his snacks and drinking his tea, listening to Renesmee continue on with the gossiping. Roughly ten minutes went by before Jasper felt himself accidentally leak into his underwear, causing him to panic and shove both of his hands between his legs. It was now very obvious that he was about to piss himself, how fucking humiliating…
“Oh, Jasper. Come on, let's get you to the bathroom before you wet yourself.” Alice quickly stood up and helped Jasper stand up, then practically dragged him over to the nearest bathroom.
On the way to the bathroom, Jasper leaked twice more, which made a very noticeable wet spot on his trousers. Once he got into the bathroom, the floodgates opened and he couldn't hold it long enough to undress himself. He sat down on the toilet and relieved himself while still wearing his trousers, soaking them with his piss. Alice, having had a vision of him not making it, ran upstairs to hers and Jasper's bedroom to get him some clean clothes. She then came back downstairs and put the clothes on the bathroom counter, then went back to the tea party.
After he was finished having his accident, Jasper quickly undressed himself and washed up in the sink. He then put on his clean clothes and brought his wet clothes upstairs to the laundry hamper, feeling very ashamed of himself. Tears prickled his eyes, which he promptly wiped away with his sleeves. He couldn't afford to let himself cry, he had to return to his niece's tea party.
As he made his way back downstairs, Jasper sensed everyone's emotional auras and didn't notice any malicious feelings towards him, which was surprising. He honestly expected at least Jacob to want to bully him, but he could only sense sympathy. He quickly walked back to his seat, only for Renesmee to touch his cheek and project her thoughts to him, which was basically a quick summary of what he missed in the past couple of minutes. Jasper couldn't help but smile at her, sending happy feelings her way, which made her smile in return. Alice and Jacob also smiled, seeing as the people they cared the most about were happy. The four of them then carried on with the tea party…