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Mr. Mon created group chat "OI IDIOTS"
Mr. Mon added Prince Jin
Mr. Mon added Swag247
Mr. Mon added Your Sunshine
Prince Jin (9:43 pm)
Who are you calling idiot?
Mr. Mon added My Buns Are Hot
Swag247 (9:45 pm)
Yo wtf
Mr. Mon added TaeBug
My Buns Are Hot (9:46 pm)
Ayyy
TaeBug (9:46 pm)
AYYYY
Mr. Mon added Jeon Cena
Jeon Cena (9:48 pm)
???
Your Sunshine (9:48 pm)
Hi!!
Mr. Mon (9:52 pm)
Yo guys. I made this because Hoseok wanted to tell you guys something.
Prince Jin (9:53 pm)
What?
Your Sunshine (9:55 pm)
Let's have a drinking night this weekend!!! ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
Jeon Cena (9:55 pm)
Really? Me too?
TaeBug (9:57 pm)
Yeayyyy!!! I'm definitely in
My Buns Are Hot (9:58 pm)
I'm in!!
Prince Jin (10:02 pm)
Don't you have exams?
Your Sunshine (10:03 pm)
I'm done! Weee~ (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
So is Namjoon
Mr. Mon (10:08 pm)
...
Jeon Cena (10:10 pm)
ME TOO??????
Prince Jin (10:14 pm)
I'm fine with it
But I don't think it's a good idea to involve Kookie
Jeon Cena (10:14 pm)
Hey!
Why not?
I'm an adult too
Now
TaeBug (10:17 pm)
Don't worry Kookie
Hyung will take care of you
Wink!
My Buns Are Hot (10:18 pm)
Hyungssss, Tae. Plural
Double wink!
TaeBug (10:19 pm)
Hyungssss will take care of you
Wink wink!
Mr. Mon (10:22 pm)
I just want some release that's all
Your Sunshine (10:22 pm)
Where's Yoongi hyung? (O.o)
My Buns Are Hot (10:23 pm)
Sleeping?
Prince Jin (10:23 pm)
He replied earlier
Mr. Mon (10:24 pm)
He's here with me
He's reading with no expressions
Swag247 (10:25 pm)
wut
stop talkg 4 me
sounds fun
im in
Jeon Cena (10:27 pm)
ME TOO???????
Prince Jin (10:29 pm)
No Jungkook
Jeon Cena (10:30 pm)
But hyung!!!
My Buns Are Hot (10:31 pm)
He has reached the age, hyung
Swag247 (10:33 pm)
i thnk he cn handle it
TaeBug (10:34 pm)
Yeah
And Jiminie and I will be there to take care of him
Wink!
My Buns Are Hot (10:36 pm)
Plus
He needs the exposure
Prince Jin (10:37 pm)
Exposure what exposure????
No exposure to alcohol whatsoever!
Jeon Cena (10:39 pm)
That's not fair!
Prince Jin (10:39 pm)
You're just a small baby, Kookie
My Buns Are Hot (10:39 pm)
Smol Kookie
LMFAO
Jeon Cena (10:41 pm)
I'm not SMALL
PARK JIMIN IS SMALL
MIN YOONGI IS SMALL
Swag247 (10:43 pm)
watch it fetus
dnt mke me regret backing u up
My Buns Are Hot (10:43pm)
I'm hurt
Jeon Cena (10:44 pm)
Oh
Sorry Yoongi hyung
I didn't see your reply
And I'm rolling my eyes at you Jimin hyung
My Buns Are Hot (10:44pm)
LOLLLLLLL
Mr. Mon (10:45 pm)
Um
I think he's ready for it Jin hyung
Your Sunshine (10:50 pm)
( ⚆ _ ⚆ )
TaeBug (10:53 pm)
Totally!
He's been ready for ages!!!!
LOL
My Buns Are Hot (10:54 pm)
Since 2 years ago!!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
Jeon Cena (10:55 pm)
Shut up
Prince Jin (11:00 pm)
...
Swag247 (11:03 pm)
dnt wrry hyung
im there
he'll b fine
Mr. Mon (11:05 pm)
Yeah
At least he'll be with us
Prince Jin (11:07 pm)
...
Jeon Cena (11:08 pm)
Please hyung?
Pretty please
With a cherry on top?
(ಥ﹏ಥ)
Your Sunshine (11:10 pm)
LOL KOOKIE!!!!!
(☞ຈل͜ຈ)☞
Swag247 (11:12pm)
y do u hv so mch emoticons
Mr. Mon (11:13 pm)
Can't you type properly hyung?
Your Sunshine (11:14 pm)
Because I'm cool like that
~(˘▾˘~)
Swag247 (11:15 pm)
fuck u namjoon
Prince Jin (11:16 pm)
That you can type
Swag247 (11:18 pm)
...
My Buns Are Hot (11:18 pm)
I like hoseok hyung's emojis
They make this chat funnier
TaeBug (11:19 pm)
And animated
XDDD
Jeon Cena (11:21 pm)
ME?????????????????????????????????????????????
Mr. Mon (11:24 pm)
What say you hyung?
Your Sunshine (11:26 pm)
⚆ _ ⚆
TaeBug (11:28 pm)
Please hyunggggg
Please please please pleaaaaaaaaaaasssssseeeeeeeeee
Let him drink with us please hyunggggggg
My Buns Are Hot (11:29 pm)
You're saying more please's than the maknae who wants to be allowed to drink
HAHAHAHAHA
TaeBug (11:29 pm)
Help a bro out Chim
My Buns Are Hot (11:30 pm)
Please Jin hyung pleasssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Jeon Cena (11:30 pm)
I PROMISE I'LL ONLY TAKE ONE SHOT
TaeBug (11:31 pm)
BUT YOU KNOW YOU CAN TAKE MORE THAN ONE SHOT
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
My Buns Are Hot (11:32 pm)
If only you can hear me laughing rn
TaeBug (11:32 pm)
More like cackling
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Prince Jin (11:37 pm)
Fine
My Buns Are Hot (11:38 pm)
YEAYYYYY~~!
TaeBug (11:38 pm)
OH YEAHHH
WE BE TURNIN' UP!!!
Jeon Cena (11:38 pm)
THANK YOU SO MUCH HYUNG
I PROMISE I'LL BE RESPONSIBLE
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUUUUUU
Your Sunshine (11:40 pm)
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)
Yeahhh
We're gonna have so much fun!
Prince Jin (11:41 pm)
Don't make promises you can't keep, Jungkookie
And ONE shot is all you get
TaeBug (11:42 pm)
LMFAOOOOOO
My Buns Are Hot (11:42 pm)
We'll see about that HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jeon Cena (11:42 pm)
Shut up hyungs
Okay Jin Hyung
ಠ‿↼
Swag247 (11:45 pm)
cool
cnt believe this convrstn tkes 2 hrs
Your Sunshine (11:47 pm)
WOOHOO
Can't wait for the weekend~~~!!!!! ~(˘▾˘~)
Mr. Mon (11:53 pm)
Alright then