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An Entertaining Night for A Radio and A Clown

Summary:

Alastor and Lucifer easily escapes from Vox's hands and have a nice talk afterwards, kinda?

A short and quick one-shot for my (and my friend's) own entertainment.

Notes:

This is really short because my midterms just ended and i need some rest i guess but i wanted to finish it so i shortened the story in my mind as possible, yeah... i hope you enjoy.

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The fluorescent lights of VoxTech building buzzed and flickered in anxious stutters, as though the building itself suspected the chaos it now contained. In the lowest, most restricted lab, amid the tangles of wires and scattered screens, two figures were bound to a steel pillar. Rope dug into their shoulders and wings, restricting movement, but not spirit.

Lucifer Morningstar sat with uncanny composure, legs crossed despite the restraints, wings ruffled and pressed tightly behind him. His golden eyes glimmered in the cold blue glow, scanning the room like a bored aristocrat reviewing poorly made wallpaper.

Alastor, the Radio Demon, sat beside him, posture impeccably straight, gagged, yet radiating a polite menace that seemed almost casual. Sparks of static whispered around his silhouette like a musical note, punctuating his invisible smirk.

Vox paced frantically in front of them, hands crackling with the faintest arcs of irritation and disbelief. “What do you MEAN you broke through the first five restraints?!” His voice was shrill, bouncing off the concrete walls. “This is impossible! I—”

Lucifer hummed behind his gag, loud and deliberately off-key, tilting his head in perfect theatrical boredom. Alastor tapped his foot, sending rhythmic bursts of static that danced mockingly across the floor.

Vox’s eye twitched. “STOP THAT! I- don’t you dare communicate with each other.” He swung around, fingers sparking. “-like some… some electrical Morse code of mockery!”

Lucifer shrugged ever so elegantly, wings flaring slightly despite being pinned, while Alastor clicked his tongue behind the gag, producing a subtle zzzt-zzzt that sounded suspiciously like laughter.

“You’re the worst hostages I’ve ever had!” Vox barked.

Lucifer’s eyes gleamed behind the gag. He leaned forward slightly, delivering a muffled, richly amused line: “Mmph mmf phff.” Alastor’s snort echoed in approval.

Vox spun, sputtering. “I... I don’t understand what is that even supposed to mean?”

Lucifer shrugged again. Alastor tapped his foot once more. Static hummed around them, subtle but unmistakable... a coiled, dangerous energy that suggested patience running thin.

Vox threw his hands into the air. “You’re HOSTAGES! You’re tied up! You shouldn’t be this… smug! You are ruining my moment here.”

Lucifer tilted his head and gave him the kind of look that suggested he had been smug since the day Vox was born and even long before that. Alastor’s static rippled in agreement.

Time passed with Vox ranting, lecturing, pacing, and desperately trying to regain control, while Lucifer and Alastor quietly conspired through subtle nudges, shared glances, and the occasional perfectly timed muffled laugh.

When Vox stormed out, ranting about fetching tools and “recalculating strategy,” the room fell into an eerie silence. A tension-filled calm settled over the two of them.

Lucifer shifted his shoulder against Alastor’s, just enough pressure to loosen the ropes. A soft snap echoed in the silence. Just like that one binding was gone. Another nudge, another snap. His left wing freed itself.

Alastor’s grin grew, though his face remained impassive. He pressed subtly against Lucifer, freeing the final knots. Their bindings fell to the floor in a soft, slack heap.

Lucifer’s golden eyes scanned the room, calculating. Together, they began.

Lucifer stretched his newly freed wing, brushing it against a panel where exposed wiring curled like restless snakes. A spark jumped from feather tip to screw. Electricity sizzled, snaking through the circuitry. The locks clicked. The ropes fell open. A quiet thrill of danger coiled through the room.

They didn’t move immediately. They simply stared at each other in a silent, conspiratorial agreement. Then, with graceful synchronicity, they rose, wings partially unfurled, movements precise and fluid.

Vox returned in a fury, toolbox in hand. “Alright-” He stopped mid-sentence as he took in the scene. Both demons were free, poised, and radiating a kind of calm menace that made his circuits fry in panic even though he tried to hide it, he was not successful.

Lucifer extended a single, elegantly gloved hand to Vox’s chest, a mock gesture of reassurance. Alastor tapped his now restored staff, by Lucifer, lightly on the floor. The room vibrated in response, subtle but potent. Sparks danced along the monitors, and the hum of static filled the corners like a whispered warning. Vox backed up.

Lucifer’s eyes glinted with mischief. Alastor said with a polite, mocking tone, “We’re leaving. Now.”

Vox, panicked, tried to maintain authority, swinging a metal pipe. Lucifer unfurled one wing slowly, dramatically. Alastor’s staff buzzed in his hand. They advanced simultaneously, coordinated, inexorable. Vox screamed, backing up, trying to keep a fragile semblance of control.

Then, just as he reached the edge of the room, Lucifer teleported directly in front of him, wings flaring, golden eyes narrowing in faux innocence. Alastor appeared behind him, staff humming ominously. The escape was complete, their silhouettes melted into a flash of static and golden light, leaving Vox to collapse onto the floor in a frustrated heap.

The rooftop of VoxTech was silent except for the whisper of wind tugging at Lucifer’s coat and ruffling his wings. The city stretched out below them, neon rivers cutting through the night. Lucifer finally removed his gag.

“Well,” Alastor said, twirling his staff, now fully restored, “that was… exhilarating.”

Lucifer’s gold eyes were alight with amusement. “Fabric. Truly Hell’s most insidious invention.”

A moment passed, just them standing side by side, city lights reflecting in their eyes. Then, with deliberate nonchalance, Lucifer placed his hand lightly on Alastor’s shoulder. “By the way… that deal you made with Vox? Consider it… null and void.”

Alastor raised an eyebrow. “Mmh?”

Lucifer’s smirk widened. “Think of it as a gift. Charlie’s hotel, your reputation, the sake of a certain… project. I handled it. No harm done.”

Alastor froze, tilting his head, a faint static crackle running through his aura. That had been… far too easy. His instincts pricked sharply. Deals like this, promises like this, were never surrendered without a price or without design.

A slow, intrigued smile curved his face beneath the shadow of his hat. If Lucifer could dissolve a deal with such casual grace, what else could he do? He imagined possibilities, intricate webs of power and influence that might be spun with the Morningstar’s aid. Carefully, politely, Alastor began tracing the threads in his mind, seeing himself as the conductor of a symphony where Lucifer’s golden wings and lethal cunning were the instruments.

“Ah,” he murmured under his breath, letting the hum of static fill the silence between them. “You’ve made yourself… very useful for once, your majesty.”

Lucifer, sensing the shift, raised a brow. “Hahaha. Very funny, Bambi.”

The neon glow of Hell’s skyline stretched beneath them, endless and chaotic. Wind tugged at Lucifer’s coat and ruffled his golden feathers, scattering light like tiny sparks. Alastor’s staff pulsed faintly in the night air, a soft hum that seemed to resonate with his own amusement.

“So,” Lucifer said, wings stretching, “you’re pretty quiet now. Considering all that scheming, I assume is… running through that impressive head of yours?”

Alastor tilted his hat back slightly. A grin crept across his face, slow and deliberate. “Scheming? Oh, your majesty, I’m merely… observing the view. And perhaps, you. You have proven yourself to be very… pliable.”

Lucifer raised a brow, smirking. “Pliable? That’s a dangerous word, Bellhop. You sound as if you’re plotting something… and I don’t quite like it. But I like that you seem less chaotic in this moment with me.”

Alastor’s grin widened, teeth flashing faintly in the neon. He tapped his staff, letting the static hum flirt with the edges of his voice. “Careful, your majesty. I might just… turn that fondness you’ve got for me into leverage.”

Lucifer laughed softly, a low, teasing sound, wings flexing closer so their shoulders brushed. “Fondness for you? Don’t make me laugh. Also, you think you can do all that? And you’d use me for what, exactly? I’m not entirely sure I like the sound of that… unless, of course, it comes with incentives.”

Alastor’s eyes glimmered, crimson light dancing across the folds of his coat. “Incentives, you say? Perhaps a demonstration is in order…” He leaned just a fraction closer, voice dropping, tinged with velvety menace. “One need only observe… how useful cooperation can be.”

Lucifer leaned into the suggestion, matching the smile, tilting his head so that golden eyes met crimson. “Mmh. Observing, hmm? I might enjoy being… studied.” He was the sin of pride after all. He flicked a feather across Alastor’s shoulder lightly, teasing, electric.

They stood side by side on the rooftop, teasing, testing, bickering like predators circling one another, wings brushing, voices low and warm, the city alive beneath them. The tension was palpable, dangerous... and neither seemed inclined to resolve it anytime soon.

Their banter was laughter, their teasing was challenge, and somewhere in that push-and-pull lay something neither would admit aloud.

For now, the skyline shimmered with chaos; they were untethered, and the game between them had only just begun.