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"s-sena-senpai.. not here.." tsukasa mumbles into izumi's mouth, making out with him in the school bathrooms.
"shush, kasa-kun, you'll get us caught. soo~ annoying.." izumi retorts, trying to get tsukasa to take a little more control.
"ohhh... kiss kiss kiss!!" an unfamiliar voice can be heard... as well as... babbling... and as izumi turns.. he can see pink hair, a pink sweater, sunglasses, YURI AYATO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!!??
"w-WHO ARE YOU!!? PERVERT! GET OUT! LET ME HAVE INTIMATE TIME WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!! CHOUUZAI!!!!!" izumi shouts. tsukasa feels bad for his boyfriend's actions and decides to chime in.
"i'm very sorry, um.. new student... but.. yes, alone time would be nice, please.." izumi can't help but make out with tsukasa again, no matter if the pervert is there or not..
speaking of the pervert, yuri's displeased that they seem to be exclusive, so he leaves to go to the... photography club room? that.. seems to have magically teleported into yumenosaki? what the hell, sure.
"mmh.. sena-senpai~ t-that student—" tsukasa tries to speak, but izumi is very much in a bad mood after the interruption, so he just mumbles a 'soo~ annoying' and continues making out.. yeah, they're getting nowhere.
rei and koga however, (where did they come from? who knows) are walking through the hallway, hand in hand.
"ngh!! sakuma-senpai!!! i told ya not t' hold my hand in public!!!" koga whines, knowing full well he can just let go, yet he chooses not to.
"ahh, wanko, you're acting like i'm forcing you... you can let go whenever you want~" rei teases, leaning into him.
"i told ya to stop callin' me that!!! 'n' shut up!!!" he whines again, before rei suddenly stops walking, staring at a classroom door. "what? d'ya see somethin'?"
"is my old age getting to me? i don't remember yumenosaki having a photography club." rei murmurs. it's odd for rei to not know something about yumenosaki.
"ehhh!?" koga whips his head around, staring at the door.. yeah, since when did yumenosaki have a damn photography club??? "n-nah, yer not imaginin' anythin'... what the hell.."
"what's all the commotion? soo~ annoying.." izumi exits the bathroom with tsukasa, coming over. their lips are both kiss swollen as anything.
"was a new club announced without me realising? i mean, we'd better greet them, no? i saw a new student going in.." rei sulks to izumi, hugging koga.
"ah, you're right, sakuma-senpai, let's greet them if they're new students!" tsukasa agrees, already rushing to the new club classroom.
"wait!" izumi grabs his wrist. "sakuma said 'new student'.. and didn't /we/ run into a new student just a few minutes ago? it'll probably be that same super annoying pervert again!!!"
"oh, i suppose that's true.." tsukasa mumbles. still heading forward. "but we can apologise now.. we probably inconvenienced him, didn't we?"
izumi gives into his stupidly adorable boyfriend, deciding to be the one to open the classroom door, shoving tsukasa in without much thought, or.. much looking..
tsukasa is in a state of.. shock after seeing the.. um.. activities happening in the 'photography' classroom.. (don't worry guys they're just taking photos) he sputters a few times before running out..
"hey— kasa-kun, what's wrong—!?" izumi reaches towards him, getting a glimpse of whats going on in the classroom, immediately screaming and shutting the door. "SO ANNOYING!!!! THOSE PERVERTS THINK THEY CAN DO THAT HERE!!!"
rei and koga, witnessing this, are immediately curious.. are they murdering people in there or something?
suddenly, the door opens just a sliver.. revealing the most beautiful, attractive, alluring, handsome, sexy, gorgeous bluenette ever.. according to absolutely no one but the beautiful author.
"what, new members?" the bluenette speaks... voice sounding.. incredibly familiar.. hold on..
"WHY D'YA SOUND LIKE ME YA WEIRDO!?!?!" koga shouts, pointing at him. "AN' WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENIN' IN THAT CLASSROOM?!!!?!?"
"we're just (taking photos, this is a photography club after all. we would never do anything else.) don't make a big deal outta it.." damnit, izumi can definitely hear that pink haired pervert babbling in that classroom. disgusting. so annoying.
koga just about passes out hearing that, in his own voice relayed back to him, much less.. and suddenly another member of this.. suspicious photography club emerges. this, beautiful, androgynous, sexy, alluring, gorgeous person.. delicate glasses, gorgeous, beautiful, luscious eyelashes, black hair with just a slight purple tinge to it, he's.. nothing short of perfection.
"tamura, don't leave me and the others waiting." he huffs, looking quite disheveled from the... 'photo taking'. (yet still perfect obviously he's itsuki shikatani)
"yeah, yeah, i'll be a sec, babe, then i'll (take photos with you)."
"WE DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!!!!" koga and izumi shout in unison.
the bluenette, tamura, shifts back into the classroom and shuts the door.. probably continuing the um. photography going on in there.
"i'm traumatised." izumi whines, holding tsukasa for emotional support. "how can they even allow that in school? i mean, a (photography; picture taking) club!? how annoying! do the teachers even know!?" he rambles countless complaints. walking off with tsukasa to.. who knows where.
"s-sakuma-senpai, ya heard all that, didn't ya?" koga turns, leaning into his boyfriend.
"mm, indeed i did.. i'm quite intrigued. i wonder exactly how it works~?"
"d-damnit, pervert.." rei and koga walk off together as well.
meanwhile, in the clubroom, all the members of yaribu (that i cannot be bothered to write) are all (taking pictures together!!! what else would they be doing? i actually cannot go into detail of. the. photo taking because i dont want to rate this e!!)
and then izumi and tsukasa kiss and then rei and koga kiss and them tamura and itsuki kiss and they are all happy the end ♡ hope u guys enjoyed