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*CharlieMorningstar has added Vaggie, AngelDust, Husker, Niffty, SirPentious, LuciferMorningstar, CherriBomb, Blitz, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Stolas, Fizzarolli, and Asmodeus to the group chat*
*CharlieMorningstar has named the chat “Happy Day In Hell :)”*
*Blitz has named Happy Day In Hell :) “Shite dae in Hell >:(“*
*AngelDust has named Shite Dae In Hell >:( “The Bitches Of Hell 🫦”*
Blitz: i aprive
*AngelDust has changed Vaggie’s name to “Vagina”*
*Vagina has changed her name to “DontCallMeThatOrElse”*
DontCallMeThatOrElse: Angel won’t be on the chat for a while
SirPentious: I’m not in Hell :(
Blitz: THERES A FUCKING HEVENER ON HEAR
SirPentious: I missss Hell 😭
Moxxie: Leave it to Blitz to spell fuck right, but not Heaven or here.
Blitz: IM FUCKINF TECTINT I DONT NEED 2 SPEL SHIT RITE U MUTHERFUCKING GRAMAR TEXTER BITSHC
Moxxie: 🤦♂️
Moxxie: This is the guy I work for.
*CharlieMorningstar has changed her name to “Charlie”*
*AngelDust has changed Charlie’s name to “SparklesAndRainbows”*
*Fizzarolli has changed Blitz’s name to “WeirdHorseKink”*
WeirdHorseKink: fuck u
*AngelDust has changed his name to “TheHottestOneHere”*
*WeirdHorseKink has changed Fizzarolli’s name to “FuckingKlown”*
FuckingKlown: that’s not how you spell clown you fucking dumbass
*TheHottestOneHere has changed LuciferMorningstar’s name to “RubberDuck”*
*TheHottestOneHere has changed CherriBomb’s name to “Pookie”*
*Pookie has changed TheHottestOneHere’s name to “TheSecondHottestHere”*
Pookie: I’m the hottest bitch
*WeirdHorseKink has changed Asmodeus’s name to “LuvSoryLust”*
WeirdHorseKink: that’s luked beter in my hed
WeirdHorseKink: its supozed 2 b lik luv- sory lust
FuckingKlown: Blitzo I will fucking kill you
WeirdHorseKink: wut did I doo
FuckingKlown: 🖕
WeirdHorseKink: it trio
FuckingKlown: what
WeirdHorseKink: *troo
FuckingKlown: THATS NOT HOW YOU FUCKING SPELL IT
*LuvSorryLust has changed FuckingKlown’s name to “Froggie”*
SparklesAndRainbows: what the hell have I created
*WeirdHorseKink has changed Stolas’s name to “Bottom”*
Pookie: okay but for real
Pookie: who’s hornier Angie or this blitz guy
Moxxie: Blitz.
TheSecondHottestHere: me
WeirdHorseKink: me
Froggie: blitz
Husker: Angel
DontCallMeThatOrElse: Angel
Loona: blitz
SirPentious: probably Angel
Millie: blitz
Pookie: counting my vote so far there are
Pookie: Angel: 5
Pookie: blitz: 5
Pookie: oh shit
SparklesAndRainbows: not to change the subject but do you gush think we can get Alastor a phone
SparklesAndRainbows: *guys
RubberDuck: why would we want him on here
SparklesAndRainbows: because he’s an important member of the Hazbin hotel 💗
Husker: good luck with that
*TheSecondHottestHere has changed Husker’s name to “Husky”*
*Husky has changed his name to “Husk”*
TheSecondHottestHere: you’re no fun whiskers
Husk: I don’t give a shit
DontCallMeThatOrElse: this chat is going to drive me crazy
TheSecondHottestHere: crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy
WeirdHorseKink: crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy
Pookie: crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy
Froggie: crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy
RubberDuck: crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy
Froggie: wait did Blitz finally not make a spelling mistake?
WeirdHorseKink: I coppy and paested bitch
Froggie: 🤦♂️
*TheSecondHottestHere has changed DontCallMeThatOrElse’s name to “ExExorcist”*
ExExorcist: Angel istg
WeirdHorseKink: wate I hav a beter ideeu
Froggie: uh oh
WeirdHorseKink: fuck u
*WeirdHorseKink has changed LuvSoryLust’s name to “LustInLuv”*
Froggie: you seem to really wanna fuck me blitzo
LustInLuv: NO
*WeirdHorseKink has removed Froggie from The Bitches Of Hell 🫦*
*SparklesAndRainbows has added Froggie to The Bitches Of Hell 🫦*
*Froggie has removed WeirdHorseKink from The Bitches Of Hell 🫦*
*SparklesAndRainbows has added WeirdHorseKink to The Bitches Of Hell 🫦*
*SparklesAndRainbows has made it so only she can add or remove people*
WeirdHorseKink: dammit
Niffty: I killed a bug but her children ran away and I can’t find them
WeirdHorseKink: … wut
Husk: nif…
RubberDuck: how do you know it’s a she
TheSecondHottestHere: how is Luci the first one to think of that
RubberDuck: don’t call me that
SparklesAndRainbows: guys guys guys guys guys guys!
ExExorcist: what is it
SparklesAndRainbows: I’ve convinced Alastor to get a phone!!
Husk: how!?
SparklesAndRainbows: I have absolutely no clue!
SparklesAndRainbows: I just brought it up and he agreed!
*SparklesAndRainbows has added Alastor to The Bitches Of Hell 🫦*
Alastor: Thank you, my dear!
RubberDuck: oh great
Alastor: Was that sarcasm?
RubberDuck: how do you know how to use a phone
Alastor: Charlie was ever so kind to teach me!
*SparklesAndRainbows has added Rosie to The Bitches Of Hell 🫦”*
Rosie: oh hello everybody!
Alastor: Ah, hello, Rosie!
*MysteriousHotHackerGuy has added Vox, Velvette, and Valentino to The Bitches Of Hell*
*Velvette has removed Valentino from The Bitches Of Hell 🫦*
*Velvette has added VerosikaMayday to The Bitches Of Hell 🫦*
Vox: why’d you remove Val
Velvette: please bitch you know why
WeirdHorseKink: o grat verosikas hear
VerosikaMayday: still bad at texting I see
WeirdHorseKink: stfu bitch
SparklesAndRainbows: uhhhhhh
ExExorcist: what the fuck are you guys doing here
Velvet: Vox found out Alastor got a phone
SparklesAndRainbows: that’s… umm something… but that doesn’t exactly explain why you’re here
Velvet: Vox is basically in love with Alastor
Vox: VELVET!
*Vox has removed Velvet from The Bitches Of Hell 🫦*
*Vox has left The Bitches Of Hell 🫦*
SparklesAndRainbows: … that was certainly something