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Russia and america walk on a trail
While america talks the entire time and doesn’t shut the fuck up at all
They both stop And america is wondering why they stopped While Ivan pulls out a ring box and gets on his knees and says “Will you marry me Alfred”
Afred spins around facing the opposite direction and puts both of his hands behind his back andyells
“OH ARREST ME DADDY! “
And then America skips off into the woods
Singing “yahoho tralala” repeatedly
While Russia stays frozen on his knee wondering what the fuck just happened
And then a eagle flies above him and shits on him
While a bear comes charging at Russia at full speed And then russia and the bear starts fighting for Americas love *punch sound effect* Russia wins the fight
America comes back and says yes to his proposal
And they go have a beautiful wedding and have honeymoon and live happily ever after together