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[july 15, 2016, 02:07]
alya: hey
marinette: alya
alya: what
marinette: alya
marinette: alya
marinette: alYA
alya: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
marinette: i found out who ladybug is
alya: OMFH
alya: ARW YOU FUVJINF KIDUNG ME RN
marinette: no
marinette: ladybug is...
marinette: adrien
alya: i'm gonna fucking smack you
alya: whore ass cunt
[marinette changed their name to whore ass cunt]
nino: it is literally 2 am rn stfu
alya: lmao make me
alya: ;)
whore ass cunt: i bet nino knows how to make alya shut up
adrien: i bet they kiss
whore ass cunt: OOOOOHHHHH
whore ass cunt: wait no
whore ass cunt: i bet he eats her out
alya: haha
alya: sure
nino: i h8 u
alya: that's why you asked me out
adrien: how much do you wanna bet that nino has a hard-on
nino: kys
whore ass cunt: nino omg adrien is ladybug
adrien: mari
adrien: why you gotta do me like that
adrien: my secret identity is revealed bc of u
adrien: goddamnit
whore ass cunt: i'm sorry
whore ass cunt: lmfao jk bitch u woulda thought
alya: mari! suck language
whore ass cunt: i'm sure you know suck language
whore ass cunt: right, nino ;))
nino: i'm literally trying to sleep pls stfu
adrien: blowjobs yay
whore ass cunt: b quiet i bet you've never even jacked off
nino: no he has
nino: he's jacked off to the thousands of pictures of ladybug on the ladyblog
adrien: nO THAT IsN'T TRUE
alya: did some1 mention ladybug?
nino: no babe it's all good
alya: oh so now i'm you're babe?
adrien: your*
nino: baby don't be like that
[alya changed their name to baby]
baby: kinky!!!
whore ass cunt: we need more people
[whore ass cunt added queen bitch to the chat]
queen bitch: it is 2 in the morning what could you assholes possibly want
adrien: is that chloé
whore ass cunt: omg how'd you know??1?2?2?
adrien: i don't appreciate your sarcasm
baby: shit
nino: lmfao are adrien and i the only wons with normal names?
queen bitch: WONS LMAO
whore ass cunt: ones*
baby: wait i'm still processing the fact that chloé is here give me a second
[queen bitch added sabrina to the chat]
queen bitch: peasant did u do our hw
[sabrina changed their name to peasant]
peasant: yes master
baby: i think there's some freaky shit going on with master and peasant
baby: huh
baby: ;)))
adrien: oh
queen bee: stfu
whore ass cunt: haha
whore ass cunt: i bet the master tells the peasant instructions
whore ass cunt: dom in bed huh chlo?
peasant: fuck this
peasant: i'm outtie
[peasant left the chat]
queen bitch: you fu king cunts
[baby kicked queen bitch out of the chat]
[baby changed the group name to fu king cunts]
baby: whoops
adrien: r00d
nino: bless
whore ass cunt: i'm bored again!!
[whore ass cunt added kim and alix to the chat]
baby: oh great
baby: dum jock and pixie dick are here
[kim changed their name to dum jock]
[alix changed their name to pixie dick]
whore ass cunt: LMFAO
adrien: wtf
nino: WOAH ADRIEN INDIRECTLY CURSED
whore ass cunt: OMFG
baby: WOW
pixie dick: omg adrien!! i'm so proud of you!!
dum jock: i'm so proud of my son
adrien: you're not my dad
pixie dick: yeah kim i thought you were my daddy?
adrien: LMFAOOOO
whore ass cunt: i think my parents are awake
baby: why?
whore ass cunt: because i'm laughing so hard they can hear me from down the hall
nino: my third otp right here
baby: who?
nino: pixie dick and dum jock
adrien: same
whore ass cunt: be quiet rich bitch
[adrien changed their name to rich bitch]
rich bitch: rhymes!!!
nino: oh boy