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Kristoph Gavin was minding his own business, preparing poison for his next victim, when he was suddenly attacked by
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a young spiky haired lad with baggy jorts alongside a mouse, a duck, and an indecipherable creature
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this enraged kristoph gavin. He hated to see a little boy winning. Sora looked at him with a huge smile and said, "hey have you ever met mickey mouse?" kristoph shook his head. Suddenly mickey mouse jumped out of sora's pocket and grew from his tiny size into the size of a basketball player. Mickey was huge, taller tha
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n either of them together.
"Hello kids!" Mickey said and clapped his hands excitely. "No more crying, Mickey is here!"
Sora looked up at him
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"Mickey," he asked. "Can you fix this extremely creepy guy's heart? I don't think I'm powerful enough to do it."
"No problem! Said Mickey, taking out his keyblade and plunging it into Kristoph Gavin's chest. There was blood everywhere, and the lawyer died immediately.
"Uhhhhh is that supposed to happen?" asked Sor
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a.
"I suppose not, HOHO," answered Mickey.
So humans, they are different. Their hearts cannot be fixed with keyblades.
"Sora, get a fucking doctor," the mouse added.
But how could they revive this lawyer?
Sora had an idea.
"We should go to the mouse herd and let them revive this creepy guy."
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"We can't go to the Mouse herd, Sora. They could escape containment! They are an absolute last resort," Mickey gravely said.
"But we're at our last resort, because this lawyer is going to die otherwise!"
Mickey sighed.
"Alright, we shall go to the Mouse herd then."
They then departed to
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the place they were at and headed to the herd. They looked around for the darked hearted lawyer but to no luck.
“Man, where did this evil man go?” pondered Sora, currently so frustrated with this wild goose chase. About to give up, Klavier appeared. “Oh mein gott it mickey mouse”
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"MICKEY SICK HIM!" Sora screamed and pointed at klavier, not realizing that this wasn't actually kristoph.
"NEIN! WARTE!" Klavier yelled at the oncoming mickey mouse holding his arms in a defensive position, "You're after my brother ja? I'm just here to help please don't kill me."
"Oh sorry dude whats your name?" Mickey said.
"I'm Klavier I'm unfortunately kristoph's brother but listen I hate that guy too. I can help you get him!" Sora and mickey looked at eachother silently discussing and then both nodded. They turned back to klavier and held their hands out, one gloved, one whatever sora wears. They would hunt down kristoph together.
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They went to the courthouse together to look for Kristoph, who was currently defending a case there.
The trio barged into the room just as the Judge was about to hand down a not guilty verdict.
"He is trying to kill someone, you should find him guilty instead!" said Mickey, pointing at Kristoph.
"Do you have any proof?! the Judge asked.
"NO.2