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Millennial Tree added Wind Archer and Fire Spirit to the chat
Fire Spirit named the chat Elemetal Boiz
Wind Archer: No
Wind Archer named the chat Guardians
Fire Spirit: hey! I liked that name
Wind Archer: … too bad
Millennial Tree: Settle down.
Fire Spirit: did u srsly add a period @ the end of ur sentence
Millennial Tree: I do not follow.
Fire Spirit: why waste the energy ur texting not writing a paper
Millenial Tree: ?
Wind Archer: hothead here just doesn't understand grammar and sentence structure
Fire Spirit: hey I thought we agreed NOT to use that name in public
Wind Archer: too bad
Wind Archer: hothead *smirking emoji*
Fire Spirit: *angry emoji*
Millennial Tree added Sea Fairy, Moonlight, Frost Queen, and Stormbringer to the chat
Sea Fairy: hi
Moonlight: hey *purple heart emoji*
Sea Fairy: hey~ *flirty emoji* *blue heart emoji*
Frost Queen: No PDA Stormbringer is on this chat and she’s basically an adolescent trapped inside an adult's body!
Frost Queen: Plus, the rest of us don’t want to hear it either (this also goes towards Fire Spirit and Wind Archer).
Stormbringer: hey! I am not in the process of developing from a child into an adult!!!!
Frost Queen: The fact that you had to look that up proves my point.
Stormbringer: how did u nvm
Frost Queen: You literally put the exact dictionary definition, it was so obvious.
Millennial Tree: Do I have everyone on the chat
Sea Fairy: I don’t see Black Pearl on here
Fire Spirit: that psycho isn’t on here for a reason dumbass, shes not a guardian and she shoulnt be a guardian bc shes insane!
Moonlight: DID U JUST CALL MY GIRLFRIEND A DUMBASS!!!!!
Sea Fairy: no moonlight, it’s ok I deserved it
Sea Fairy: now hes going to get what he d̡̤̰͜͠ès̷e̖r̷̥̈ͦ̈́͗͘͢v͎͎͝es̷͈̗̝͆͑͗͝
Fire Spirit: what?
Sea Fairy added Black Pearl to the chat
Fire Spirit: fuck
Black Pearl: h̢̠ͫ̏ͪe̵̡̨̡̡̳̤͇̗͖͚̰͚̺ͭ̿ͬ͛̿̔͆̐͗ͤ͗̏̀ͮ̆̌ͬ̚̕͞_̴̫̱̱̋̐͜͜͞l̷̷̨̧̨̧̗͈̼̝̮̠̫͈̞̥̯̜̯ͥ͂̑ͣ̏͌̍̚̚̕͝l̴͈̰̬ͮͮͭ͘͜͞o͈͓̗̝͎̻̒̓͌̔ͨ̆̏͋̇͜͞ *(hello)*
Fire Spirit: hows she doing that?!?!?!?
Sea Fairy: Black Pearl, Fire Spirit said that you shouldnt be a guardian, he also called me a dumbass
Black Pearl: H̴̸̷̛̪͈̦̜̟̟͇̬̭̠̹̮̩̞͖̮̰̳͔̥̮͒̐͌ͣ̄̓ͮ͒̇̃ͪ̀̈̀ͫͥ͜͞Ę̥̱͈͎̎ͩ̃͊ͬͫ S̡̡̛̝̯͓̪̬͙͚̻̦̯͆̒͊ͦ̅̋̇̇̇̑ͯ̏́͟ͅͅA͉̣İ̴̡̡̢̻̩̟̰̬̻͖̦͙̘͚̱͚̫͓̙̾̊ͭͯ̒̉͛́ͨ͗̾̅ͯ̑̋͐̈́́͋̂̈̍̚͟͟͝D̸̡̟̖̞̹͍̝̳̗͈̯̗̲̯͙̑͌ͫ̐ͯ̉̂ͩ͑̒ͨ̋̇̽͐̅̑ͫ͆͌͊̽͒̍͒̔̃̽̚͡ W̷̨̨͎̞͈̞͓͚͇̱̩̥̓ͣͤ̓̌ͣ͐ͫ̑ͮ͝͠H̵̶̥̮̼͔̖̰̖̗̩̼̹̠͓́̒ͨ͗ͬ̌̉̀͊̏̈́́̐̔ͧ̕͠AT̶̬͔͖̲̭͉̖̲̣̙̗͎̻͉̒ͦͥ̌́͐̾͂͆̔̋͐ͩ͒̈̿̎͌̕̚̕̚͜͟͠!̷_̮̙͍͉̻̺̖̘͈̹͕̎ͩ̂̽͛̋ͤͭ́ͮͯ̅ͮͮ̿͟͠͝͠͠_̟͖̈́̀̾̌!ͫ̍_̠̰͑̀͠͡͡͡!̷͎͎͕̮͈̪̣̥̙̣̹̹̩̲̹̒̄ͤ̽͋ͮ́͑̍̽ͥ͊̃̓̊ͩ̈̐ͯͦ̄̕͜͜!̶̧̧̜̺̯̪̹̳͙͇̻̜͓̓̔͑͋ͨ̐̀̓̒ͭ̾͂̔ *(HE SAID WHAT!!!!)*
Fire Spirit: well im screwed
Fire Spirit left the chat
Wind Archer: Fire Spirit NOOOOOOOO *crying emoji*
Wind Archer removed Black Pearl from the chat
Wind Archer added Fire Spirit to the chat
Sea Fairy: tf did u do that for
Wind Archer: ur psycho cousin was gonna kill my bf!
Sea Fairy: she actually has psychosis, stop using it as a derogatory term
Fire Spirit: whats derrorgatory
Sea Fairy: ugh
Wind Archer: she’s not even a guardian
Sea Fairy: Hey Millennial Tree, first order of business make Black Pearl a guardian all in favor say aye
Sea Fairy: aye
Moonlight: aye
Wind Archer: nay
Fire Spirit: nay
Frost Queen: aye
Stormbringer: idc also what’s going on i was busy being better than all the not powerful cookies and making the cloud deity cook me lunch
Millennial Tree: Meeting postponed.