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Alfred found himself looking like a prince, a handsome one at that! In a beautiful valley, there was a coffin, it was made of glass for some reason and there was seven dwarfs and Kiku was dead in there. Wearing a dress. Alfred looked in a river so he could see his reflection, "I look so handsome, AS ALWAYS!" he bragged. He looked at the little funeral going on. "hey.. haven't I seen this before? I CAN SAVE HER LITTLE DUDES!!"
He opened the coffin and kissed 'her', Kiku rose. "Arigatō."
"no way! I just kissed a dude! A feminine one! Prez is gonna be pissed at me!" Alfred stressed. "Wait.. IM the hero!! Hah! You're welcome!"
"wow! You're a hero!" one of the short guys said.
"I know." Alfred said arrogantly. "whoa! Its a horse! come on bro!!" Alfred got onto the horse, he didn't actually know how to ride a horse.
"do you even know how to ride a horse?" Kiku asked, knowing he didn't know how to. Well he used to but he forgot.
"uhhh.. I'll figure it out!" Alfred said.
"ok then.." Kiku got onto the horse.
Then, alfred was woken up, by franklin delano roosevelt shaking him.
"ALFRED!" franklin shouted.
"yo prez whats good.." alfred groaned.
"The japanese! They're bombing pearl harbor! Like right now!" Franklin exclaimed, he was in shock. He was pretty upset.
"wait why?!" alfred trembled.
"I dont know!" Franklin yelled, "Im sorry im yelling at you! This is just really stressful!"
"Its good.." alfred muttered.
"I'm letting Steve Early know okay?!" Franklin stammered. "Don't trust any japanese person! None!"
"Yes sir!" alfred said nervously. "Well go tell steve early! Ill be here if you need me.."
"If this results in a war.. will you fight? Or no?" Franklin asked sadly.
"yeah! after all IM the hero!!" alfred cheered.
"ok! Im proud of you son!" Franklin patted alfreds shoulder/
"Ok dad!" alfred giggled. "I'll save america!!"
"yes you WILL! Now i'll go let mr early know." Franklin stated, and left the room.