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Hitomi was driving in her car right after a beer. She was often getting into reckless behavior as of recent. This is because, apparently her best friend Sayaka had stole the last cookie at a sleepover, which Hitomi had laid claim to. Hitomi continues driving in her car, grabbing a bottle of beer, and then drinking… Hey… waiiiiiit… that Bump kinda looks like Kyousuke… PERFECT! She speeds up, and Kyousuke notices, he immediately begin to run, but little did he know, Hitomi filled up on gas. She’s about to get his violin playing ass.
She hits Kyousuke, and he’s knocked out, she has succeeded in pulverizing this fuck with her Hitomintruck. A small victory to Hitomi, it seems Sayaka is out of luck. (Truck!)
Cut forward to the present, Kyousuke’s hands have magically just fixed themselves, which made Hitomi pretty pissed, because she has focused her entire life on fucking over Seyiku. However, Hitomi decided to just… steal Kyousuke for herself. To try and make Sayaka’s depression worse, she calls her friend over for some dinner, alone, at some… restaurant. When Sayaka comes in… instead of being… mad… or uncomfortable, she seems… strangely neutral. She sits down, offering Hitomi a smile.
"A-Ah, s-sorry for being late, hehe…" She rests her hand at the back of her neck… "Me and Kyoko-"
"Who’s Kyoko?" Hitomi immediately says, interlocking her fingers together, and leaning on her hands. "U-Uh… what?" Sayaka nervously chuckles. "I said, who’s Kyoko?" Hitomi sounds serious. And she was serious. This sounded like a girl. Hitomi always had her suspicions Sayaka swung that way, her intense gaze at Madoka, her constant tickling of Madoka which is what she claims as playing, her declarations of marrying women, mostly Madoka, the fact she’s always seen around that edgy transfer student who is probably into Madoka, because Hitomi was halfway sure she saw them nuzzling their cheeks… The fact that those three were always sneaking off at night to who knows where… the fact Madoka usually chatted with Sayaka a lot… (Goddamn there are a ton of Madoyaka moments if you look at it from a different perspective) but this Kyoko was new.
"O-Oh! I-It’s my uh…" Sayaka sheepishly trails off, nervous, she knew Hitomi was homerphobic when she claimed that girls can’t like girls in reaction to girls being even barely close to one another. (I mean, technically she called it forbidden love… but the story is funnier if the English translation was canon so wtver) "U-Um… She’s my girlfriend?" Sayaka admits.
Hitomi clears her throat. Her demeanor changes immediately to some… heartbroken look. "B-But… I-I just accepted that you, that transfer student, and Madoka were i-in a relationship! N-Now you’re cheating on them?! I-I can accept polyamory, I-I can even accept cheating! But I DRAW THE LINE at dating strangers of the same gender! This is clear proof that GIRLS CANT LOVE GIRLS!" She sobs, running off. "H-Hitomi! What do you mean by me being in a relationship with Madoka and Homura!?" She shouts out in utter surprise.
Damn it... Sayaka is going to be HAPPY!? Hitomi simply cannot allow this. She will show Sayaka... and get revenge for the cookie... and prove that girls liking girls will always end in disaster!
So Hitomi was in the school, lowkey looking for Kyoko, then she sees it… the red haired beauty… it makes hitomi’s self-repressed bisexual heart stutter. "HUMINAH HUMINAH, AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA!!!! GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY! *car horn*" Hitomi walks over to Kyoko, who’s obviously disgusted.
"U-Uh… can I help you?" She asks, uncomfortably looking around. As this weird, freaky deaky green haired lady approaches.
"Hear me out… you, me, my boyfriend… cucking the shit out of Sayaka." She nudges Kyoko HARD, like… REALLY hard, like, if Kyoko wasn’t a magical girl, she’d probably be dead, because as we all know Hitomer is the strongest character in this verse smh don’t @ me. Kyoko get’s mad. "W-What? Hey, i’d never do that to my girl-"
"I’ll give you ten apples." Hitomi proceeds to pull out some apples… Kyoko immediately does the freaky sonic face. "Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere, Anywhen, Anyhow." Kyoko says.
Sayaka was trying to call her girlfriend, Kyoko, but she hasn’t been picking up recently… weird. She didn’t think anything of it. Kyoko probably ran out of battery or something, considering Kyoko was homeless as shit, she’s probably fine! Sayaka would visit Hitomi’s place, when she walks in on Kyoko and Hitomi lowkey having a date… and Sayaka was heart broken.
"K-Kyoko!?" Sayaka shouts, Kyoko turns around, immediately feeling a pang of guilt "N-No, Sayaka, i-it’s not what it-"
"It is exactly what it looks like." Hitomi says, deep voiced. Like imagine if Darth Vader voiced Hitomi, that was how she sounded. "How does it feel to get Cucked, Sayaka?" Hitomi asks. Kyoko cringes from Sayaka’s devastated look… not her best move, was it? She sold her chance at a great relationship for a couple of apples… "K-Kyoko… I-I…" Sayaka sobs, running away. Kyoko would try to run after her. And Hitomi was left smiling. Perfect.
But something else was watching this moment from the shadows… A certain… predator.