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"Oh-ho, I'm a little bird, I'm happy all the time." Hanzo grumbled angrily at the yellow bird outside the window. He was just being his grumpy, angsty self, really. Just then, there was a knocking at the door of his quarters. With a grumble, he sat up off his bed and went over, opening the door. Standing there was Jesse McCree with a whole raw turkey over his head. Obviously this was some weak attempt at cheering him up.
"Nice try."
"Now hold on a sec." Jesse said as he took his hat, which he affectionately called Bessie, and put it on top of the turkey.
"Look, McCree-"
"Waait." Jesse then pulled out the British girl's famiiar goggles, stretching the strap back around the turkey, doing jazz hands after he did so.
"Jesse, this is not going to work." he grumbled, about ready to just slam the door in his face.
"I bet'cha this'll work." he said as he then started to do some kind of strange dance, shaking his entire body and clicking his fingers as he slowly walked forward. Hanzo did end up laughing a little, and then laughing a little more as the taller man turned around and started shaking his butt around as well.
"You are really great I love you." Hanzo said, realizing his grave mistake a split second later.
Jesse stopped doing his little dance, turning around slowly to face the direction of Hanzo's voice. He just kinda stood there in shock for a few moments.
"What? "
"Uh, n-nothing I just said you were great and then nothing else!" he exclaimed, trying to cover up his slip.
"You- you said you love me I can't believe this!" Jesse said, slowly moving closer to Hanzo.
"I said no such thing!"
"....Yes you diiid" Jesse said, in a somewhat teasing yet still surprised tone as he pointed at Hanzo.
"I did not!!"
"...You love me! " Jesse finally yelled out.
"No I do not!! Stop it stop it stop it!" Hanzo said, hopping around to the right side of McCree. Although, Jesse thought he had gone around right behind him, causing him to turn and face the door.
"Oi, Jesse luv," Lena said as she approached the doorway, "why did you need my go-aaAAAH AAAH AH AAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!!"
Lena ran off as she screamed, blinking all over the hallway as she fled in pure fear of whatever the bloody hell she just saw.
"Nice going, Jesse."
"Well, I don't know about you lover boy but I-"
"Out. Now." Hanzo interrupted as he shoved Jesse out of the doorway and was closing it before Jesse put his arm in the way.
"But did it work?"
Hanzo glared at Jesse in silence for a few moments, before letting a small smile make it's way onto his lips.
"Yes actually, it did. Now go, please." Hanzo finished as he finally closed the door on Jesse.
Truth be told, he did feel a bit better. but, he wasn't sure how he would handle his next meeting with the cowboy.