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There's a knock and a ring and as usual, Mindy is on it, swinging open the door to find a cardboard box left on the step—but as usual, no sign of the delivery guy.
If there even is a delivery guy.
She retrieves the package and takes it inside, yanks off the tape, and pulls back the paper to reveal… "Oh my goddd," she moans, "another fucking Jesus book? Anne, girlfriend, you know this bitch rides or dies with Lestat."
For a long moment, Mindy glares down at the water stained cover, grumbling, "Christ."
Then she grabs her X-ACTO.