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Lucifer’s Support Lines ❤️🦆
🤭 - guess what guys.
🎃 - fizz had burgers for breakfast again?
🤭 - how the hell dod you guess that?
🤨 - he’s predictable and you’ve literally never shut up about him here.
🍀 - i thought you and fizzarolli weren’t a thing.
🤭 - suprise bitch.
🔥 - can you guys shut up? please?
🍀 - no.
🤨 - no.
🤭 - nah.
🎃 - nah buckaroo.
🔥 - you lot are so annoying, no wonder lucifer left.
🦆 - im still alive btw.
🍀 - AYYYYYYYEEEEE
🤭 - LUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFEEEERRRRR
🎃 - HEE LIIIIIVVVVEEESSSS
🤨 - sup dude.
🦆 - sup. how are u lot?
🎃 - brilliant.
🤭 - gorgeous as always.
🍀 - i feel blessed with your presence
🦆 - ew thats gross 😒
🍀 - EXCUSE ME?!
🦆 - you heard me you walking four leaf clover looking booger ass.
🤭 - OH DAMN
🎃 - WOAH LETS GO LUCIFER!!!
🔥 - im gonna go do paperwork.
🦆 - bye bye 👋
🔥 - see you when you next decide to appear
🦆 - i hate things with horns. hate to admit it but that red loud speaker annoys the hell out of me.
🎃 - the radio demon?
🦆 - AH! DON’T SAY HIS NAME HERE YOU’LL SUMMON HIM!!!
🤭 - alastor. alastor. alastor.
🦆 - bye imma go die now.
🤨 - what if your wife comes back?
🦆 - FUCK! I GOTTA STAY ALIVE
🤭 - thats a pain.
🎃 - try not piss any sinners off buddy. go enjoy the hotel and PLEASE TURN UP TO COURT NEXT TIME!!!
[5 hours later]
😴 - what did i miss?
🔥 - chaos.
😴 - nothing new then. okay. night.