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*Dazai created a chat
*Dazai added 4 users
*Dazai changed the chat name to "Agents of Chaos"
Chuuya: Dazai, what is this?
Dazai: Why, Chibi-kun, it's a group chat
Chuuya: And why am I in it?
Dazai: To keep the peace obviously
Kenji: Hi, Dazai and Mr. Fancy Hat!
Atsushi: Why did I get a notification that I was added to Agents of Chaos?
Akutagawa: Are you stupid, Jinko?
Atsushi: No!
Dazai: The names are so boring in this chat. Bring in the chaos!!
Chuuya: Damnit Dazai, NO
Dazai: Dazai, YES
*Dazai changed Chuuya to Chibi-kun
*Dazai changed Atsushi to Chazuke
*Dazai changed Akutagawa to Cough Cough
*Dazai changed Kenji to SSC
*Dazai changed Dazai to SuicideLover
SSC: What does SCC stand for?
SuicideLover: Sweet Summer Child
Chazuke: Makes sense for Kenji
Chibi-kun: It does make sense for the kid
Cough Cough: I can (unfortunately) feel the happiness in his tone of message
SSC: Unfortunately? Do you want me to leave
Cough Cough: No, your presence is tolerable, unlike Jinko's
Chazuke: What's that supposed to mean?!
Cough Cough: It means your presence is not tolerable
Chazuke: Says the person who literally glares daggers at everyone they meet
Cough Cough: I do not glare, Jinko.
SuicideLover: Ah, young love
Cough Cough: Dazai-san, respectfully, what the hell?
Chazuke: For once,I agree with him, what the hell?
SuicideLover: Didn't we used to act just like them Chibi-kun? <3
Chibi-kun: No.
Chazuke: RIP to Dazai's dreams
Chibi-kun: Anyways what did you actually make this group chat for,Dazai?
SuicideLover: DM, I'll explain