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The Soul Eclectic from Chonny Jash was boiling takis in the kitchen Eclecticly when the Mind Electric from Chonny Jash bolted into the room in a panic.
“i senSE A CULINARY CRIME” it shouted, rushing over to the pot
“Shiiiiiiiiiii man chillll i was just cooking Eclectically” said The Soul Eclectic from Chonny Jash as The Mind Electric from Chonny Jash turned the stove(on high) down to medium low and grabbed a wooden spoon from the drawers. It placed it on top of the pot to prevent it from boiling over because its fucking sorcery nobody can convince me otherwise how does that shit WORK
“What the freakfilled FUCK are you making” demanded The Mind Electric from Chonny Jash as he poked The Soul Eclectic from Chonny Jash in the chest like a 2021 amv to an edgy badass song like brutus or some shit god DAMN i miss the 2021 amc
“Im cookin up takisauce vrah” gingerly supplied The Soul Eclectic from Chronic Rash “in a specifically eclectic fashion” The Soul Eclectic from Chonny Jash helpfully added. (nightcrew reference)
“oh HELL naw im getting the salt” The Mind Electric from Chonny Jash promised with frustration, getting the salt out of the spice cabinet because SOUL was a fucking KINNIE and theyre DEMONKIN because theyre WOKE
“SALT INTOLERANCE, I CHOOSE YOU!” called The Mind Electric from Chonny Jash dramatically, the same way a 7th grader in theater would
“NO!!!!!! YOU FILTHY THEATER THESP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” said The Soul Eclectic from Chonny Jash(in the snapcube shadow voice in particular) as she fucking melted wicked witch of the west style because MIND threw fucking SALT on him like the SPECIESIST BITCH it IS
“No more takisauce. Good riddance >:(“ huffed The Mind Electric from Chonny Jash. Species dysphoria weaponization; an easy victory
“daddy chill” The Heart Acoustic from Chonny Jash said in the voice, you know the one, appearing behind it. “Teleports behind you” he said like giovanni pottage
And then he did like giovanni pottage and cast smoke bomb and vanished, but not before taking the wooden spoon from the pot, causing it to boil over, spilling takisauce everywhere.
“.......what.” The Mind Electric from Chonny Jash stated in shock, as the toxic ass takisauce polluted the environment, killing god. The end fuck me