Chapter Text
writing here will be simplified
opening: yuroette nandel
flashback is uhhh parents dying right in front of him to the evil concrete-skinned fuckerz.... then y/n wakes up and is like... oh yeah I'm getting shipped off to the EVIL BOSS SCHOOL FOR BOSSES...
y/n is uhhh Nusian, orphan obv, drafted to fight in The War. does well ok yeah sure but like yeah better than most in the jetpacking and medicine departments. this means ur sent to the motherfuckin evil base for BOSSES... this is where y/n and sparta will meet.
y/n is in jetpack class when y/n sees sparta. nothing of note except the tattoo on his cheek. intrigues. decides to start up conversation after class because fuckin uhhh its a y/n x Sparta story and finding friends here would be pretty nice.
(conversation writing goes here if orea finds this draft cool)
after conversation they're cool friends ig, but y/n is still sad at this point in time because "my life... is... le war... only comfort I find in le war... is healing and flying with jetpack.... I find this comfort in healing sparta so I will pursue getting us paired together..."
y/n is a boss. gaia without the escorts but with the medigun and Sparta with the jetpack but without the blades. TLDR can fly/evade bullets while healing
class that Sparta and y/n share together is a uhhh.... class on using the jetpack! is taught by a jetpacker who is an old gruff guy because he's bones light yes.
y/n and Sparta are training for an assault on some base, currently in the process of getting familiar with the gear they’re provided. Specifically the jetpack Since its like upgraded like terminal velocity
-small timeskip because classes are boring
Y/n wants to meet with Sparta after class because they need help with using jetpack but can’t find the time to because. The veteran jetpacker teaching the class they share has like. Hawk eyes. Hey no talking! And he can’t meet after because Sparta uses jetpack to go to his other classes and y/n cant keep up. so y/n either has to learn how to use jetpack on their own (dangerous cuz like. cmon its a jetpack) OR like. yell really loudly in front of everybody that y/n wants to talk to him
and occasionaly some infantry / random units excluding mechanized ones may teach teh class mechanized units could be substitutes (only happens once) the mechanized units would shoot a artillery shell in the sky to assert dominance and infantry would just get ripped in shreds so the only one taht would teach them legitmatelly would be jetpackers, gunners or even ares but hes a lazy bum he doesnt show up often (which is why i brought up mechanized units)
mid-tutoring session Sparta has to go and like help with his part time which is helping give birth to bolter balls
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bully that wants y/n to be significant other: hey y/n be my bf/gf
y/n: no I don't like you
btwyntbso: wtf bro I'm so awesome and likeable I have good test scores and my body is so peak and I hate those concrete-skinned bitches
y/n: I just don't like u ur forcing urslef onto me
btwyntbso: yeah because I deserve it when I get things I want it so be my bf/gf rn or im gonna hit you
y/n: no!!
btwyntbso: last warning
y/n: no!!!
btwyntbso: moves hand to backhand y/n but then Sparta catches it and throws his arm away
sparta: no means no buddy
btwyntbso: ok so here's the fucking monk breaking his rules to save a beta individual what happened to no conflict
sparta: hoe are you stupid its dummies vs noobs out here there's no room for religion anymore
btwyntbso: ok so y r u defending y/n
y/n: cowers and blushes
sparta: because no means no, fuckass
btwyntbso: oh yeah?
both get close to each other stare down, fight almost starts but then the bell/whatever rings
btwyntbso: You. Me. Front courtyard. Bring your blades. Nobody talks like that to me and lives.
btwyntbso: walks away bumping into Sparta shoulder and giving y/n a lick of the lips very sexual
Sparta: yo u good
y/n thanks.. why did you do that?
sparta: everyone has the right to say no. get to class beforee they fuck us
y/n: ok thanks blushes and runs away
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bully: you lose u gotta wear.. maid outfit
sparta: wtf that's like. ultimate humiliation! wearing dominion sexual clothing!
y/n: no sparta don't do it!
sparta: no... I have to... I must uphold my monk values....
bully: smirks evilly and says a cool quote then leaves
y/n: wtf Sparta! ur gonna lose!
sparta: no I wont. im awesome. because I have you to support me
y/n: blushes hard
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y/n oh man I'm really bored Im gonna go to a maid cafe by myself for fun because its a maid cafe and its really close and I don't feel like going anywhere
le y/n get seated
y/n wtf is that Sparta why does he work here is he funny maid fetish sex guy! I gotta get outta here before he sees me this would be hummmmiliating for him!1111111
y/n: Naruto runs away after getting food, leaves payment in money cold hard cashhhhh
tomorrow - Sparta tutoring
y/n hey do you work at a maid cafe
sparta: Wtf bro. blushes. No I don't.
y/n ur blushing and turning away from me
sparta: OK Fine I do. baka! I just need a side hustle for some cash. if u tell anybody these tutor sessions are off and ur gonna fail the exam
y/n: ok sure
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