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Hey it's me Wise.
Yeah, that Wise!
You might be wondering where I've been, well we have to look back a little.
*Tape rewind sound*
After the whole beating the exhaltist with the power of friendship, things were going pretty well, and the video store was booming!
I had plenty of free time after finding my master and finishing my training at Yunkui summit, so I decided to spend some time with friends!
Turns out that was a horrible idea, since I may or may not get too exited and got one of those friends pregnant.
Belle interjection: YOU GOT ALL THE WOMEN WE KNOW PREGNANT, STUPID.
I was getting there, Belle. But yeah, I accidentally got all of them pregnant.
Belle interjection:YOU CAN'T GET 10+ WOMEN PREGNANT ACCIDENTALLY.
As I was saying, I accidentally got them all pregnant, and as much money as the video store did, it wasn’t 50+ children money.
So I did like my teacher and disappeared into a hollow to avoid paying child support!
And I’ve been living comfortably ever since, playing Fortnite on my plastic chair every day. I’m basically in heaven, I just hope playing Fortnite never comes to bite me in the ass in the near future.
Belle narrator
Hi it's me Belle!
I’m sorry you had to read all of that bullshit earlier.
My brother is allergic to accountability and bills.
See what really happened, it’s that although he didn’t want any children, he also made no effort to not have them.
Helios academy didn’t exactly have sex-ed.
So he just went wild, he was bored and women are pretty, I guess.
But turns out 9 months isn’t a lot actually, so when the time to take care of his children he said he was going to buy nitrofuel and went straight into a hollow to hide.
He only took with him a plastic chair, a TV and a game console and set up shop, and he’s been there for a while.
This will surely end up horribly for him