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2025-12-09
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Summary:

THIS TAKES PLACE IN 2007 WHEN BOLSONARO IS ABOUT TO GET MARRIED TO MICHELLE

this is from Jair Bolsonaro's POV

Trump and Bolsonaro both realize that they don't want to marry a woman and confess their gayness after Trump barges in on Bolsonaro's wedding day and stops him from marrying Michelle.

Notes:

Info that I found out about the presidents while researching that is context you will need if you aren't up to date on the presidents: Turnip- I mean Trump married Melania in 2005 and had Barron(his son) a year later, and Bolsonaro married in 2007 to Michelle (which he doesn't do in this fic, obviously)

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 This was wrong. He knew it was wrong from the start. Every single step he took closer to his future wife made him regret being born more. This marriage wasn't supposed to be because they loved each other, he knew that, but still, he hated this. He wanted to marry someone he actually loved. The blond-haired man appears in his head again, but he shoos the thought out. He knew that Trump wouldn't want to be with a man, he was already married to Melania, he shouldn't be having these thoughts.

 Hesitantly, he took another step in the direction of Michelle. Suddenly, the door was slammed open by orange hands. "I object!" Trump shouted, rushing down to Bolsonaro and taking his hands in his own. "Bolsonaro, I've loved you ever since I've known you. I know that some people won't like my decision, but I'm tired of hiding this love for you. Please, just tell me if you love me back." "I-I-... I love you too, Trump, but... I'm not supposed to, besides, what will you do with Barron? What about Melania, don't you love her?"

 "I don't care for them, I've been hiding something from them all, I... I don't like women. I always was told that love was something to only be between a man and a woman, but I see how wrong they are now, please, all I want is to live my life with you, I've lived the last years hating myself for marrying someone that I don't like." "I- I know how you feel, I just.. I don't know what I am supposed t-" Bolsonaro was interrupted by Trump beginning to kiss him.

 Gently, Trump pulled away from the kiss after a few moments, glancing around them at the shocked people who had kept silent. "Bolsonaro, you don't have to worry anymore, I'll take care of you my darling, you wont have to do anything you don't want to anymore, wouldn't that be nice?" "Yes, I ju-" "Shush, my dearest Bolsonaro, you don't need to worry, I already told you that, just let me take the lead and everything in your life will be perfectly fine." "Okay..." Bolsonaro murmured, leaning in for another kiss.

and then they got each other pregnant and lived happily ever after, the end

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