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I’m starting this with like no plot I’m js writing whatever comes to mind first…
No I’m not like making a entrance so 😛
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SKITTLE SQUAD
16 : 23 pm
Dazai:
guys
Giys giys
Guys
Gays
Fags
get online NOW U SLUTS
ranpo:
OH BITCH
IK U JS SIDNT CALL ME A SLUT 😡🤬
dazai:
WELL I DID
ANS U AINT GONNA DO BOTHING ABT IT 😜😚
yosano:
SYBAUUUUUUUU
YIU FAGS BEGGER STFU BEFORE U GET PEGGED BY YR BOUFRIENDS
atsushi:
hello world 🌍 😊❤️😳
teruko:
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NOOOOO
THE FURRY IS HERE PLS NOOO😭😭😭😭
😭😭UEUEUEUE💧💧💧😢😢😢😢🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭💧😢💧😢💧💧UEUEUEEUEEU😭💧😢💧😭💧💧😭😭😢🥺😪😪😪😭💧😭💧😪😢EUEUEYEUEEUE😪😢😢😢😪😪😭😭😭😭😭😪💧💧💧😢😭😪UEUEUEUEEUEUEUEE😢💧💧😢💧😢😪😢💧😭💧😢😭🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭UEUEUEUEUEEUE💧💧😢😭😭😭💧😢😪😢😪😢🥺UEUEUEEU💧😭😢😢💧
Atsushi:
??
WHO WVEN R U 😭
tachihara:
oh
Brev is COOKED🤣🤣
Jouno:
one less furry down❤️😊
Tetcho:
im finally safe😳🥺🥺❤️❤️
chuuya:
erm
ranpo:
OK
WTV😒🙄
what did u want die zai
dazai:
WELL
I WAS GONNA ASK WHO WANTED TO GO TO A LIKE
ITS LIEK A
ERM
ITS
yosano:
Can you hurry up I don’t got all day xx 😘
dazai:
Sowwwyyy🥺😭
OK ANYWHO
ITS LIKE
ok I lwky don’t know where I’m going
WAIT
WAIG
OMG
WE CAN GO THE BEACH 😊😊🥺🥺🧚♀️🦄
kunikida:
why
chuuya:
this is stupid
REALSE ME😭😭😭
dazai:
ALL OF U STOP
imnjust really bored ok…
kenji:
i
i
iii
i wanna go
pls🥺🥺
yosano:
OK FINE
I’LL GO
BUT
ONLY BCS IM INSANELY BORED
Jouno:
mr c less has killed me I can’t move
teruko:
TETCHOOOOO
TETCHOOOO
TETCHO
TETCHO
SUEHIRO
Tetcho:
IM HERE
IM ALJVE
i thinkkkk 🤔💭
OK
WHAT IS IT
teruko:
Can you come with me to the beach
with those fags🥺😭
tetcho:
OUH
when
Because if it’s now
tyen
j can’t 😭😭
teruko:
@dazai
when r we going to the beach
dazai:
ermmm
in like 30 mins
tachihara:
LETS GO
i just need to finish this like essay
ok time to LOCK JN SK TERUKO DOESNT BEAT MY ASS🥺🥺🧚♀️🧚♀️😘😘
jouno:
who’s going
chuuya:
I got a list
hold on rq
beach: dazai, chuuya, tachihara, teruko, Tetcho, kenji erm anddd
Naomi said she would go
so did sigma + Nikolai
In my dms btw
yosano:
ME BITCH
I WANNA GOO
ranpo:
im going for the food
is food gonna be there
jouno:
look at this FATSO🙄
also chuuya I’m going with you
Dazai:
OKOK
SO
IS THAT EVERYONE
ORRE
kunikida:
I’ll go, but only to supervise as I don’t trust you all. Especially dazai.
dazai:
😭😭🥺🥺🥺😢😢
ok.
Yosano:
LMFAOO
THE OK
WITH A PERIODD
JN ACCTUALLY CRYING 😭
Atsushi:
PLSSSS
LOOL
also @dazai can we and my bae akutagawa goo🥺🥺
OH AND GIN ^^
dazai:
YES
THE MORE THE MERRIER
though you guys are gonna have to like drop urself off
I can only pick up like 4 ppl (including me and chuuya)
yosano:
pick me and ranpo uo
dazai:
YES OK
shld i pick kenji up? Since he’s a little babeh🥺🥺🧚♀️🧚♀️
Tetcho:
NO I AM
BAVK OFF DIE ZAI
dazai:
oh ok.
heh..guess I deserve it… :/
ranpo:
yah you do🤣🤣😂😂😂🥺😳😜
dazai:
JUMP
ranpo:
NO U FIRST
sigma:
oh!!!
anyway
i can buy some food
prob like a bag worth
wait I’ll show how big the bag is
hold on
* SIGMA SENT ONE ATTACHMENT *
dazai:
YES THAT SHOULD BE BIG ENOUGH
I can pick you and Nikolai up btw
sigma:
HOW DID YK NIKOLAI WAS HERE
LIKE YEAH I TOLD U BUT
dazai:
i saw his pinky toe in the picture 🥺
kunikida:
did you just identify someone by a TOE?!?!?!!
Tachihara:
Brev that’s crazy😭
@teruko babi
teruko:
YES
WHAT IS IT POOK🥺
tachihara:
TETCHO IS PICKING US UP
SAME WITH JOUNO AND KENJI
😳😳😜
love u
Teruko:
OK PERIODT😘😘❤️❤️
love u too
dazai:
OK EVERYONE HEAD TO THE BEACH NOW OK
ill see u all soon 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️
Ranpo:
FAG
ok sorry.
formal apology coming SOON🧚♀️❤️
Yosano:
ty🥺🥺🥺
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