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Three's a Crowd (And a Comedy)

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There isn't enough fanfics about the PolyCan ship, so I'm taking matters into my own hands. The UJL brainworms are making me tweak right now.

...Anyways, here's a fanfic compilation of one of my favorite ship in this series. I don't know man, the thought of these three in a poly relationship is really cute to me. Their friendship is alright cute, it's just gay now. Enjoy, other 3 PolyCan shippers <3
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Notes:

But first, a word from our sponsor! Me!

This first chapter is just for headcannons and character designs.

(-) Dashes are headcannons
( () ) Parenthesis are for author comments and extra stuff

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Preface/Headcannons

Chapter Text

 

Before we start, here's some art I drew :>

(If ya'll can't see the image, imma crash tf out)



Just FYI, I'll be writing this fic around these designs and headcannons, so here they are! If you don't have these designs or headcannons for the characters in mind, that's OK too!

 

Enough yapping, here are the headcannons :D


 

🐑-Lammy-🐑

[Our favorite rocker in the world!]

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- Full Name: Lammy Lamb/Woolmutt

(I believe that sheep people's last names change when they get older. Lammy's no exception. Last name is based off the words 'woolly' and 'mutton'. Both are older sheep terms.)

- Around 19-20 years old 

- Around 5'8 to 5'10

- Is Mexican-American, but barely speaks Spanish 

- Has diagnosed ASD and social anxiety 

(She has a prominent stutter when talking to others. She doesn't stutter as often with Katy or Ma-San.)

- Is a transgender woman and a lesbian. Pronouns: She/her 

- Used to live with grandparents 

(Status of birth parents is unknown... or is it?)

- Has a sleeper build

(Her body is spindly as fuck, but as soon as she has her guitar, she'll body-slam you into hell 😭)

- Wears oversized clothes 

- Is a heavy sleeper

(And her sleep schedule is absolute trash.)

- Laughs like a sheep

(She bleats while laughing. She does it other times too.)

- If stressed enough, she'll either panic and freeze up or she'll stomp around with her head down, horns pointing forward, like she's ready to charge someone

- Has a bit of goat blood in her

(Ofc she does ✌️)

- Really into music history and acoustic instruments 

- Favorite food: mushrooms 

(Ew. She mostly eats anything tho.)

- Favorite flower: Peach-colored Roses

- She has feeling in her hooves. The feeling ends at the tips

- Spaces out. A lot.

- Clacks hooves together as a stim.

- Obsessed with coffee. Very obsessed.

- Rarely seen angry, but when she is... RUN


 

🐁-Ma-San-🐁 

[They will NEVER make me hate you<3]

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- Full Name: Miss Mar Mus-Shŭ 

(She has her father's first name. Last name based on the scientific and Chinese term for mice.)

- Around 21-22 years old 

- Around 2 or 3 feet

(idk she's bigger than average mice, but smaller than the biggest pet dog.)

- Is Chinese and was raised as such

- Has diagnosed ADHD

(If not medicated, she'll bounce off the walls and never get to sleep.)

- Was born intersex, but chooses to identify as a girl. Is pansexual. Pronouns: She/her, They/them, He/him

(She mostly uses she/her, but doesn't mind the other pronouns. Since she's technically both, she understands using them.)

- Sometimes she lives with her father

(Her mother passed when giving birth to her and her siblings. Her siblings passed later on.)

- Noticeably toned

(She's overtly strong. Can and will crush you like a soda can.)

- She's part mouse. She's a Deer mouse, Fancy rat, Hamster hybrid.

- Light sleeper. VERY. Light. Sleeper.

(VERY cranky when woken up. If woken up, she may not go back to sleep.)

- Likes skin-tight dresses without sleeves or straps 

- Squeaks while laughing or angry

- Has a pet cat, named her K.T.

- Shakes like a wet dog as a stim. Also makes grooming motions as a stim.

- Has anger issues. BAD. ANGER. ISSUES.

(No, really? 😯 Once she starts, there's no stopping her. She sees red.)

- She has the ability to hibernate. If she doesn't, she'll just be sluggish and hungrier during the colder months.

- She can brux and boggle

(Bruxxing is when rats grind down thier teeth. Boggling is thier facial muscles reacting to the grinding. Rats brux when they're content and safe.)

- Has been in other bands before. They didn't go well...

(They all led to her being kicked out for "dragging them down" or "holding them back." Slander.  My girl would NEVER 🤬)

- Very pessimistic outlook on life. "If it's happened before, it'll happen again." Her words, not mine.

(It's cause of them slanderous ass bitches. AGAIN, MY GIRL WOULD NEVER-)

- Rarely smiles 

(Aside from when she's with Lammy and Katy.)

- Is able to be picked up like a pet. Only Lammy and Katy can do that.

- Really likes reading. Mysticism and economics are her faves

- Favorite food: Mac and cheese. If not, then just straight cheese

- Favorite flower: Dandelions

(She eats them.)

- Her brows betray her true emotions. So she says to "read her eyes"

- Her tail feels like a mix of a rat's tail and a dynamite fuse

- Hyperfixates on her books. Tunes out the rest of the world.

- Obsessed with tea. VERY obsessed with tea.

- During a rant, she'll suddenly stop and glare. Either ahead in some direction or directly at the person she's talking to

(She only does this if she trips up on her words or she forgets what she's talking about.)

- She can play other percussion instruments 


 

🐈-Katy-🐈

[She's so me. She's so me fr!]

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- Full Name: Kaitlyn 'Katy' Kat

(She'd rather be known as Katy. Kaitlyn is a mouthful.)

- Around 20 to 21 years old 

- Around 6ft to 6'2

- Is Black/African American. She's from Texas 

- Not diagnosed with anything 

- Is Bisexual. Pronouns: She/her 

- Used to live with her mom

- The least strongest of the three, but she can still do damage 

- She's a walking, talking, humanoid house cat

- She'll bump her head against others if she wants attention 

(Mostly does this to Lammy and Ma-San.)

- She actively grooms herself. She switches between using a brush and her tongue 

(Both Katy and Ma-San do it. Lammy only uses the brush.)

- Really good with emotions and body language 

(She's able to spot when something is wrong with someone, almost as if she can sense it.)

- She's a ride or die. She'll always stick by her friends 

- She's wholeheartedly a cuddlebug. She'll purr while cuddling and being cuddled 

- She'll wear almost anything. She's barely picky when it comes to clothes 

- She brings stuff from work home. Small cakes, muffins, and lattes and stuff.

- She enjoys lazy mornings

(The best lazy mornings are when both Lammy and Ma-San are in bed as well. Sometimes, one or both of them haven't been to bed yet.)

- She makes cat noises while expressing 

(Mostly when she's confused or angry. )

- Really headstrong, almost blindly jumps onto any opportunity 

- She's unsettlingly flexible. Can squeeze into small spaces 

(Ma-San can too. If her head can fit through, the rest can too.)

- Has slight anger problems 

(Not as bad as Ma-San, but still.)

- Has a sassy demeanor. A very sassy cat

- Favorite food: Fish and pork

- Favorite flower: Blue Iris

- She knows how to play other acoustic instruments 

- She'll make biscuits on the couch when she's bored 

- She's a REALLY good baker

- She's a bit of airhead, but she means well 

- Sometimes worries she's too harsh with others

- She's a smug prick when proven right

("I told ya sooo 😏" head ass)


 

Finally finished! Now that we're done with that, I can start writing furry musical yuri now.

Please enjoy! 👋😊